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Our gift that keeps on giving is making this too easy: The delusions of being above the law becoming more commonplace begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he will soon find out just how incorrect he is, a look back at our marmalade miscreant’s most recent disastrous week as his presidency continues to implode, Trump – like Nixon was – is wrong about being able to pardon himself, the growing desperation – conspiracy theories, Twitter meltdowns to create distractions, etc. – are going to greatly intensify his imminent implosion, Trump’s Ministry of Propaganda – FOX faux news – came out on live TV and totally destroyed his lie about being able to pardon himself, our demented delusionist keeps talking about how patriotic he is and he doesn’t even know the words to the National Anthem or God Bless America and so much more.

Trump’s Authoritarian Movement Is Reaching an Inevitable Conclusion article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a21068275/trump-above-the-law-authoritarian/

The delusions of our dimwitted dip shit are becoming more commonplace just in time for his ass to be removed due to his multitude of corruption charges.

White House says Trump is not above the law article from The Hill. –
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/390604-white-house-says-trump-is-not-above-the-law

The White House constantly contradicts our national embarrassment’s lies but this time they’re correct – except for the assertion that he didn’t interfere in the Russia investigation or obstruct justice many times…

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 71st Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt. –
https://medium.com/rantt/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-71st-unpresidented-week-as-potus-8fad7967da78

A look back at our marmalade miscreant’s most recent disastrous week as his presidency continues to implode.

Here’s what legal scholars say about Trump’s self-proclaimed ‘right’ to pardon himself article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-cannot-pardon-himself-864b584dafce/

Nixon said the same thing and he too was wrong and if Trump did try to dubiously pardon himself he would most likely be removed from office:

“President Trump started off his Monday morning in style, tweeting that he has the “absolute right” to pardon himself for any crime.

You know he is serious because the word pardon is in all caps. But is he right?

On August 5, 1974, Mary Lawton, the Acting Assistant Attorney General, examined the question of whether the president can pardon himself. The president at the time was Richard Nixon…”

Yes, Mueller Can Subpoena Trump. No, Trump Can’t Pardon Himself. article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/04/yes-mueller-can-subpoena-trump-no-trump-cant-pardon-himself.html

Emulating Nixon is going to prove fatal for America’s worst-ever president* as he will soon find out:

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent-minority elect president* with most Americans thinking that having a moronic Twitter tyrant who is incapable of speaking or spelling above a 4th grade level is making America look extremely foolish, the world is onto the fact that America’s worst-ever president* is pushing bogus conspiracy theories to try and save his ass as he inches closer to going down, yet again the more our moronic Orange misfit opens his ignorant mouth to proclaim his innocence, the more guilty he makes himself appear, how being factually precise and emotionally restrained is the best way to deal with the big Orange turd ball and the minority of minions that support him, Trump is above the law in his land of delusion but reality will pop that bubble in the near future, our marmalade miscreant and his legal team are trying desperately to avoid accountability for his criminal actions, Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur created his latest meltdown when he blew up because the FBI and DOJ didn’t notify him that he was under investigation plus much more.

Most Americans Think Trump’s Tweeting Is Bad – For Him and For America article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/31/most-americans-think-trumps-tweeting-is-bad-for-him-and-for-america.html

Having a moronic Twitter tyrant that can’t speak or spell above a 4th grade level that looks foolish every time he Tweets something is making us all look extremely bad.

Rantt Rundown: With Sessions Feud, Trump Continues To Build His Own Obstruction Case article from Rantt. –
https://rantt.com/rantt-rundown-with-sessions-feud-trumps-continues-to-build-his-own-obstruction-case/

Every time our dimwitted dip shit interferes in his ongoing Russia / Collusion / Obstruction of Justice investigations, he gets himself into more trouble.

How Donald Trump is weaponising the courts for political ends article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/30/donald-trump-judges-courts-justice-system

There really should be laws that forbid allowing America’s most corrupt-ever president* to appoint equally corrupt ‘Justices’ and Judges.

The deafening message of Trump’s Dinesh D’Souza pardon article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/776229/deafening-message-trumps-dinesh-dsouza-pardon

Once again our dysfunctional dumb ass abused his pardon power to let egregious pieces of shit – such as himself – off the hook due to his delusional fantasies:

“President Trump announced Thursday that he would pardon Dinesh D’Souza, the loopy conservative operative who pleaded guilty to violating campaign finance law:

It is a spectacular abuse of the pardon power and a barely-veiled announcement that Trump will use that power to protect odious conservative criminals and undermine the Mueller investigation.

D’Souza is best known today for being too weird for polite company and incredibly racist — though his arguments and positions also have a strange tendency to flip around all over the place. As Alex Nichols writes, he got his start in politics with a deeply racist newspaper at Dartmouth, and then with moldy-oldie arguments about how slaves in the antebellum South were treated “pretty well.” He got wide notoriety with one racist tirade after another against President Obama and blacks in general, leavened with stomach-churning fabrications about Obama’s mother…”

Trump makes brazen attempt to gaslight the public about why he fired James Comey article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-gaslight-public-about-why-he-fired-james-comey-f3737f4fe9d9/

Once again Trump is changing his story to try and save his sorry ass for obstructing justice – this time for firing James Comey.

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Having yet another meltdown on Twitter over his ongoing – growing – investigations into his corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as the pressure from his failing presidency takes its toll, more on why our national embarrassment concocts conspiracy theories to distract from his impending implosion and to try and avoid accountability for his criminal actions, our liar and thief’s desperation to deflect from his failing presidency intensifies as his bogus spygate conspiracy theory completely implodes, our nefarious narcissist take stupid to a whole new low on a daily basis as he constantly shows that the only thing that matters to him is stroking his ego and much more.

Trump Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend Raging on Twitter article from Splinter. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-celebrates-memorial-day-weekend-raging-on-twitter-1826368347

The meltdowns our Twitter tyrant is having over his ongoing, and ever growing, corruption scandals is taking its toll on him.

Trump Celebrates Memorial Day by Saying Dead Soldiers Would Have Loved His Presidency article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trump-celebrates-memorial-day-saying-dead-soldiers-would-have-loved-his-presidency

Ah the dubious deviance of life in our dimwitted dip shit’s land of delusion…

If Trump goes down, everyone wins article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/771859/trump-goes-down-everyone-wins

On the many ways that all who oppose America’s most corrupt-ever president* will benefit once he is removed from office and held accountable.

Trump’s conspiracy hokum is ‘a vital part of his strategy to avoid accountability’: New York Times report article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trumps-conspiracy-hokum-vital-part-strategy-avoid-accountability-new-york-times-report/

How our national embarrassment concocts conspiracy theories to distract from his imminent implosion and to try and avoid accountability for his criminal actions:

“Why does Donald Trump lie at a historic rate, including so many whoppers from inflating the crowd size at his inauguration to pretending he was spied on by the Obama administration?

The New York Times went deep into Trump’s long history of spinning conspiracy hokum in a deeply reported piece on Monday, concluding that it’s part of his essential nature.

“It is a vital ingredient in the president’s communications arsenal, a social media-fueled, brashly expressed narrative of dubious accusations and dark insinuations that allows him to promote his own version of reality,” write reporters Julie Hirschfeld Davis and Maggie Haberman. “Students of Mr. Trump’s life and communication style argue that the idea of conspiracies is a vital part of his strategy to avoid accountability and punch back at detractors, real or perceived, including the news media.”

The piece quotes his biographer, Gwenda Blair, says it’s about reinforcing the idea that you can’t believe anything…”

Our Presidential Politics Have Always Been Nasty. President Trump Is Something New. article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/our-presidential-politics-have-always-been-nasty-president-trump-is-something-new

Having a ‘leader’ as profoundly corrupt, evil and ignorant as the big Orange turd ball we have now needs to be recognized for what it is, dealt with and ended once and for all.

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with the damage being done to his businesses as his corruption scandals continue tanking his already failing presidency, the many reasons why Trump is going down and will not recover from the endless cesspool of corruption that is his illegitimate presidency, echoing Nixon by abusing the power of his office to take down personal enemies is going to prove disastrous for our dimwitted dip shit, record-setting $178 billion stock buyback boom offers yet more evidence that Trump’s tax reform plan was nothing but a fraudulent scam, how our big Orange turd ball’s ignorant tweets are going to come back and bite him in the ass, using a conspiracy theory of someone spying on his campaign as a distraction won’t bode well for our demented delusionist, our national embarrassment’s lifetime of profound corruption coupled with the fact that his profoundly ignorant ass is in the White House is this country’s biggest scandal and a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Business Empire Is No Longer Growing article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/05/donald-trumps-business-empire-is-no-longer-growing/

The damage being done to our impotent imbecile’s businesses is becoming noticeable as his profound corruption continues imploding his already failed presidency.

How Trump Assaults the Very Language of American Democracy with Every Word He Utters article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/how-trump-assaults-very-language-american-democracy-every-word-he-utters

Having an illegitimate, Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator in the White House who is highly illiterate is sad but extremely entertaining.

Trump’s latest ‘Watergate’ appears to be as misguided as his others article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-latest-watergate-appears-be-misguided-his-others

America’s worst-ever president* is starting to lose what little is left of his demented mind as the pressure from his corruption scandals continue so he’s desperately creating distractions – and failing miserably.

The mind-boggling corruption of Trump Inc. article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/773708/mindboggling-corruption-trump

America’s most corrupt-ever president* is drowning in his own self-inflicted cesspool of corruption that just keeps growing exponentially:

“Another week in the Donald Trump presidency, another handful of days so stuffed full of sordid and highly complicated stories that even journalists have trouble keeping track of what’s going on.

But the thread tying all the latest news together — from Trump lawyer Michael Cohen’s sundry exploits, to Trump’s ongoing presidential profiteering, to the Russia investigation — is corruption. The Trump administration will surely go down as one of the most — if not the most — rotten in American history.

Let’s roll this most recent bit of tape. Ronan Farrow, who has become one of the signature investigative reporters of the Trump presidency, revealed at The New Yorker why somebody leaked the notorious financial reports of Michael Cohen showing that he had been given fantastically large sums of money from AT&T, Novartis, and a Russian oligarch-connected LLC. This information came from a “suspicious activity report” (SAR), which is something a bank files with the Treasury Department when they suspect something fishy is going on with a customer.

It turns out the source is a law enforcement official, and he released the SAR after he discovered that two more SARs detailing $3 million of additional similar transactions had somehow vanished from the Treasury Department’s database. The source told Farrow that he feared that someone within Treasury was withholding the documents for political reasons, and thus released the one he had…”

Trump is ‘going down’ – and here are all the reasons why article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-going-reasons/

Because his entire illegitimate, fake presidency is nothing but felonies, fraud and lies that are profoundly compounded by stupidity and endless corruption.

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The endless probes into Trump’s growing cesspool of corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, digging in to face the growing list of criminal charges from his lackluster lame duck presidency, the many ways our Liar in Thief is purposely trying to destroy the Federal government, why Trump has the leakiest White House ever, our demented delusionist actually believes he’ll be able to put an end to the Mueller investigations, Trump’s felonious rap sheet continues growing exponentially, the new adventures of dumb and dumber are proving quite entertaining, the mystery of the missing millions in donations to Trump’s inauguration campaign that just disappeared plus a lot more.

The Trump labyrinth article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/772720/trump-labyrinth

On the growing probes into America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* endless cesspool of criminal activities that keep spurring more investigations into his profoundly corrupt, failed presidency.

Team Trump Plans to Go on ‘War Footing’ to Fend Off Impeachment: It Could Backfire Big Time article from Truthout. –
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/44472-team-trump-plans-to-go-on-war-footing-to-fend-off-impeachment-it-could-backfire-big-time

If Trump’s past legal defense is any indication, his ignorance will end up backfiring big time.

Trump Is Destroying Himself By Demanding That The White House Never Apologize article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/14/trump-is-destroying-himself-by-demanding-that-the-white-house-never-apologize.html

Actually our dimwitted dip shit’s actions – compounded by profound stupidity – have been destroying him for decades, now it’s just catching up to him.

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 68th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt. –
https://rantt.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-68th-unpresidented-week-as-potus/

A look at the latest week of our nefarious narcissist’s incompetent corruption filled week in office:

“Willing to turn on its allies at a moment’s notice.

Making consequential foreign policy decisions based on a foundation of lies.

Eager to decimate a decade’s worth of diplomacy to fulfill a campaign promise.

Its leader consumed in counterintelligence, corruption, and ethics investigations and is hell-bent on obstructing those investigations…”

Conservative Columnist Truth Bombs Trump, ‘Soulless People Working for Soulless President’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/14/rubin-soulless-trump.html

Why our Lord of the Lies is more upset about the truth of his aide insulting John McCain being leaked rather than what was said:

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How the parallels between Trump and Muammar Gaddafi of Libya – while quite creepy – are eerily similar begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s desires continue showing in everything he does, our imbecilic gift that keeps on giving has no intention of letting up, the damage from having America’s most corrupt-ever president* and his parasitic administration in charge of this country is growing, Trump lied about draining the swamp that he now owns, repercussions from our Lord of the Lies over his ignorant decision to derail the Iran Nuclear agreement are beginning to appear – as are the lies he used to justify it, our nefarious narcissist has been a masterful con man and fake news manipulator for decades, the foreign policies of our illegitimate president* and his administration are built on corruption and ignorance, why having a bull shitting con artist who lies all the time in charge is really bad for this country, listening to the head cheerleader (Sean Hannity) of his Ministry of Propaganda is making our lackluster lame duck president* look even more foolish and corrupt and much more.

Trump is the New Gaddafi article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/05/10/trump-is-the-new-gaddafi/

The parallels between Trump and Muammar Gaddafi of Libya – while quite creepy – are quite similar.

Trump drinks from the swamp article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/772336/trump-drinks-from-swamp

Our dimwitted dip shit’s relationship with Michael Cohen is, like our illegitimate president*, the gift that keeps on giving.

Trump’s ‘credentials’ threat is an empty one – and it won’t solve his problems article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-press-credentials-empty-threat/

Our fake president’s war on fake news took a new turn when he revealed that all the negative reports about him are ‘fake’ when in reality, the only thing fake is his failed presidency.

Rudy Giuliani Unveils New Legal Defense That Trump Is A Clueless Idiot article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/10/rudy-giuliani-unveils-new-legal-defense-that-trumps-a-clueless-idiot.html

That has been obvious since America’s impotent imbecile took office, but now it’s more obvious with his equally imbecilic lawyer in charge of his defense:

“Rudy Giuliani is trying to defend Trump by saying that the president had no idea that his lawyer who he talks to regularly was selling access to the White House and the Oval Office. In other words, Giuliani has adopted the Trump is a clueless idiot defense.

Video:

CNN’s Dana Bash reported, “I just got off the phone with Rudy Giuliani about this very issue. And asked him the key question, I think, did the president know that Michael Cohen was doing this. And here’s what Giuliani told me. He said that he talked to — he, Giuliani, talked to the president one time about it before the latest in the last 36 hours, our reporting about other attempts to get business. At that time, the president told Giuliani that he was not aware of the situation. And Giuliani said, obviously now things are getting a little bit more — the word he used was but then Giuliani went on to say he’s only going to be concerned about it if somebody says this involves the president. And so far they are not saying it. Now, again, this is Giuliani saying he spoke to the president only once about the notion of Michael Cohen. Basically trying to sell access. President didn’t know about it. But has not spoken to him since our reporting about the volume with which the — Michael Cohen tried to do this.”…”

How Iran Could Beat Trump at His Own Game article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-iran-could-beat-trump-at-his-own-game

More on the stupidity of Trump’s pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal simply because it was part of his predecessor’s legacy.

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with his phony trade war and why it will inevitably come back to bite his big orange ignorant ass, the lies just keep coming from America’s most corrupt-ever president* as his multitude of scandals continue sinking his failed presidency, the new adventures of dumb and dumber to defend Trump continue – and will become more entertaining with each passing day, the endless corruption of the Trump cabal, our pussy grabbing president* suddenly believes abstinence is a good thing despite previously bragging about his alleged sexual prowess, many of those that voted for our Lord of the Lies are realizing they made a serious mistake and a lot more.

Trump’s Phony Trade War article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/05/03/trumps-phony-trade-war/

As with everything else, our dysfunctional dumb ass doesn’t know what he’s doing in starting a ‘trade war’ and it will end up coming back to bite his ignorant big Orange ass.

It’s been another tough week for Trump and the truth article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-tough-week-trump-truth-201516841.html

The more his scandals continue engulfing his failed presidency, the more lies our dimwitted dip shit tells and it has been a really rough week for him.

Crooked Trump? article from The New York Review of books.
https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/05/24/crooked-trump-legal-swamp/

What to do when handling a president as corrupt as Trump and how the legal battles could play out.

The Feds Tapped Michael Cohen’s Phone and Intercepted at Least One White House Call article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/feds-tapped-michael-cohens-phone-and-intercepted-least-one-white-house-call

The hits just keep coming for our demented delinquent as there may be more evidence for Mueller to use against him:

“Federal officials have been wiretapping Trump “fixer” Michael Cohen for weeks, according to a new report from NBC News.

Citing two sources, NBC News reports that the wiretap “was in place in the weeks leading up to the raids on Cohen’s offices, hotel room, and home in early April.”

Additionally, NBC News’ sources say that at least one call made between Cohen and the White House was intercepted, although it’s not clear that Cohen spoke directly with President Donald Trump in the intercepted call.

Although investigators have revealed in the past that they have conducted secret searches of Cohen’s email archives, this is the first time that it’s been revealed that officials had been tapping Cohen’s phones as well…”

Wake Up to Trump, Distraction and War with Iran article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/views/2018/05/03/wake-trump-distraction-and-war-iran

Illegally attacking Syria didn’t work so now Trump and his cabal are planning on illegally attacking Iran for Israel.

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A new report that highlights the brazen financial theft enabled by his fraudulent tax reform scam begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, why Trump is such a failure, even Trump’s Ministry of Propaganda can’t hide Trump’s corruption as a large majority of those they polled believe Trump is guilty as hell, life is unraveling in Trump’s land of delusion as he’s running out of rope to hang himself with, the striking similarities between our moronic miscreant in the White House and Joe McCarthy, our illegitimate president* wants presidential elections to be decided by popular vote – which he lost bigly, trying to take credit – as usual – for historic North and South Korea meeting that he had nothing to do with, why no one from the Trump cabal should be made president once Trump is removed from office, 2019 is going to be a bigly bad year for the dysfunctional dumb ass in the White House and much more.

Report Shows Nation’s Richest – Including Trump – About to Enjoy $17 Billion Windfall Thanks to Huge Tax Loophole article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/04/24/report-shows-nations-richest-including-trump-about-enjoy-17-billion-windfall-thanks

Trump and his crooked cronies are about to benefit bigly thanks to his fraudulent tax reform scam that Americans will end up paying for.

It Takes Rachel Maddow Less Than A Minute To Nail Why Trump Is A Failure article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/04/24/it-takes-rachel-maddow-less-than-a-minute-to-nail-why-trump-is-a-failure.html

Hiring cabinet members that are just as stupid and corrupt as he is hasn’t done our dimwitted dip shit any favors, and in fact has helped accelerate his failed presidency.

How the Trump Show Gets Old article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/04/25/donald-trump-tired-gets-old-boring-season-two-218012

Running his failed presidency like a reality show – where our dysfunctional dumb shit is actually calling the shots – is going to prove troublesome for Trump.

Trump’s Historic Unpopularity Is A Yuge Story We Must Not Forget article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/04/25/trumps-historic-unpopularity-is-a-yuge-story-we-must-not-forget.html

Misleading polls dubiously quoted by our lackluster lame duck president* aren’t what they seem:

“Recently Gallup printed a story about one of their polls and their headline was very misleading. “Trump’s Re-Elect Figures Similar to Those of Obama, Clinton” it said. Of course Trump supporters picked up on this and were crowing about how Trump would breeze to re-election the same way Clinton and Obama did. Gallup is a very prominent organization, so articles like this carry a lot of weight, and it immediately was the cause of angst among Democrats and others who do not want to see a Trump second term.

So it is important that we delve into the numbers more deeply to figure out what is really going on not only with the Gallup poll but also with Trump’s approval numbers.

Two immediate observations come to mind:

Both Clinton and Obama suffered YUGE midterm losses in their first terms — the 1994 and 2010 midterms — which gave control of Congress back to the GOP. (In 1994, Democrats lost 53 seats in the House, and in 2010, they lost 63 seats.)…”

TRUMP WHITE HOUSE NOW JUST OPENLY COURTING CORRUPTION article from Vanity Fair. –
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/04/white-house-now-just-openly-courting-corruption

Trump appointee Mick Mulvaney is openly encouraging bankers to bribe lawmakers to ensure they’re able to get what they want.

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The many self-inflicted crises rushing the impending implosion of our malevolent minority-elect president*s disastrous tenure in the past week alone begins today’s misadventures, even his wag the dog moment in illegally bombing Syria isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s profoundly corrupt, idiotic Orange ass, Trump keeps fuming but hasn’t blown so it remains to be seen how much more rope he’ll need to hang himself, Comey confirms our demented delinquent is unfit for office and a total liar in addition to numerous other tidbits – many of which were already known, still trying to figure out what exactly was accomplished by illegally bombing Syria, reality clashes with Trump’s land of delusion – which has got to drive him crazy, our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s delusions of grandeur have made it obvious it’s time for him to go, Trump’s illegal attack on Syria was a bigger crime than that he accused Assad of and much more.

Week 74: Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/@Amy_Siskind/week-74-experts-in-authoritarianism-advise-to-keep-a-list-of-things-subtly-changing-around-you-so-d1b245a5a811

The many corrupt faux pas that defined our dimwitted dip shit’s 74th week in his soon-to-be-over disastrous presidency.

DONALD TRUMP ORDERED SYRIA STRIKE BASED ON A SECRET LEGAL JUSTIFICATION EVEN CONGRESS CAN’T SEE article from The Intercept. –
https://theintercept.com/2018/04/14/donald-trump-ordered-syria-strike-based-on-a-secret-legal-justification-even-congress-cant-see/

Creating secret legal justification to commit illegal war crimes is unacceptable and Congress – and We the People – really needs to do something about that.

Donald Trump Goes to War article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-goes-to-war

More on America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* wag the dog moment in bombing Syria to serve as a distraction from his failed presidency.

Unfit to Command article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/04/unfit-to-command/558074/

Even his wag the dog moment isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s corrupt Orange ass because he’s too mentally unfit:

“The weekend news from Washington featured two story lines: the U.S.-led coalition missile strikes against Syrian government forces, and President Trump’s most extreme Twitter meltdown to date. The question for all the world to worry over: How closely are these two story lines interconnected? How and to what extent is the president’s increasingly extreme mental state obtruding on the national security of the United States?

The most important business of the day on Friday, April 13, was to sign off on that night’s planned missile strike against government forces in Syria. The decision was a heavy one, involving risks of conflict with Russia and Iran. It also sharply reversed Trump’s public statements only nine days before that the U.S. would be ending its Syria role soon.

And yet that’s not where Trump’s brain was. Starting at 8 am that day and continuing into the afternoon, the president erupted in a sequence of rage tweets against former FBI director James Corey, demanding that he be prosecuted, calling him as a “slime ball,” and congratulating himself for firing Comey.

Yet when the president stepped before the TV cameras at 8 p.m. to announce the strikes, most pundits and most politicians temporarily disregarded that same-day evidence of the president’s agitated mental state. The impulse to rally around the flag seized American elites, even many Trump critics, who saluted the president’s leadership. The strong dormant desire to discover some normality in this most abnormal administration reasserted itself. As happened the last time he launched missiles into Syria, almost exactly a year before, Trump went to bed that night to praise that he had proven himself presidential…”

Week 47: Mount Trump Fumes but Doesn’t Blow article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/04/14/week-47-mount-trump-fumes-but-doesnt-blow-217996

Trump hasn’t tried to have Mueller or Rosenstein fired yet – though he can’t legally fire Mueller – but it remains to be seen if he eventually gets enough rope to hang himself.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 218

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* begin with his hometown newspaper publishing a picture with the caption ‘Pee Brain’ as his melt down over former FBI Director James Comey’s book begins, a large majority of Americans aren’t buying our dimwitted dip shit’s lies about Mueller and want him to be allowed to finish his ongoing investigations, once again our dysfunctional dumb ass decided to commit more war crimes by bombing Syria in retaliation of unsubstantiated accusations of gas attacks with no evidence whatsoever, war crimes and pardons are the reflection of a felonious fake president trying to distract from his impending implosion, the multitude of lies being used to justify committing more war crimes, trying to act presidential while committing more war crimes will not work in saving Trump plus a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Hometown Newspaper Just Burned Him With A Savage Nickname article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ny-daily-news-trump-pee-cover_us_5ad01136e4b0edca2cb81e0f

His home town newspaper gives our malignant minority-elect president* a new nickname – Pee Brain.

Majorities back investigations of Trump from Russia to alleged hush money (POLL) article from Good Morning America on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/majorities-back-investigations-trump-russia-alleged-hush-money-110105133–abc-news-topstories.html

By more than 2 to 1 margins Americans want to get to the truth about Trump’s criminal endeavors, which speaks volumes about how ‘popular’ Trump is.

The Most Important News out of Jim Comey’s Explosive New Book article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/04/the-most-important-news-out-of-jim-comeys-explosive-new-book/

There are a lot more revelations about our dimwitted dip shit than golden showers and little hands…

American mainstream rejects Trump’s condemnation of Mueller probe article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/american-mainstream-rejects-trumps-condemnation-mueller-probe

More on how the majority of Americans aren’t buying Trump’s demonization of Mueller over his Russia scandal and criminal investigations and actually believes he needs to be allowed to complete them:

“At a certain level, public-opinion polls on federal criminal investigations seem unimportant. After all, law-enforcement officials are not politicians, and while they serve the public’s interests, they also have a job to do that has little to do with popular will.

That said, I tend to keep an eye on polling related to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe, not because public attitudes should shape the direction of the investigation, but because I’m interested in whether the Republican campaign to undermine public confidence in the probe is working.

Donald Trump, for example, has characterized the investigation itself as “illegal” and “corrupt.” His allies in Congress and conservative media have mounted a spirited campaign against Mueller, the FBI, and the Justice Department, which collectively have become a bete noire for the right.

The American mainstream isn’t buying it…”

Trump ‘pee tape’ alibi contradicted by testimony of his personal bodyguard article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-pee-tape-alibi-contradicted-by-testimony-of-his-personal-bodyguard-4d2ed2d05c33/

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