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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* begin with his repulsive revival of the George W. Bush presidency with his moronic ‘Mission Accomplished’ claim after illegally bombing Syria – and a myriad of other ways, why Comey’s solution to ending Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are not the proper solution to that problem, having a moronic media person that spews his lies on Fox faux news working in tandem with out dimwitted dip shit helps explain a lot of things – none of which are good for Trump, a look at the many scandals that could – and should – remove America’s worst-ever president* from office, why impeaching our lackluster lame duck president* and defanging the criminal cohort he calls his vice president* is a good idea and much more.

Trump’s gritty reboot of the Bush presidency article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/767734/trumps-gritty-reboot-bush-presidency

The many ways Trump has rebooted the George W. Bush – the only other war criminal that he can actually make look good – presidency, from his fraudulent tax scams to ‘mission accomplished,’ among other things

What James Comey Gets Wrong About Donald Trump article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/what-james-comey-gets-wrong-about-donald-trump/

Comey says Trump is morally unfit and the people should vote him out of office, but Congress and the other checks and balances designed to prevent the type of treachery perpetrated by our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator are too corrupt to do so.

White House Scrambles To Clean Up New Trump Dumpster Fire Over Direct Talks With North Korea article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/04/17/white-house-scrambles-after-trump-babbles-about-direct-talks-with-n-korea.html

Once again Trump can’t keep his mouth shut and blurts out something he wasn’t supposed to and the White House is killing itself trying to convince us that he didn’t (see below):

Trump Just Launched Another Illegal Attack Against Syria article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/trump-just-launched-another-illegal-attack-against-syria/

Launching another illegal attack on Syria based on unsubstantiated accusations – which it is turning out are complete lies that are unraveling – and no evidence whatsoever are putting U.S. national-security in grave jeopardy:

“For the second time in just over a year, President Donald J. Trump has launched an illegal and unnecessary airstrike against the government of Syria for a crime it may very well not have committed.

The joint US-French-British strike on three alleged chemical weapons facilities in the vicinity of Damascus and Homs were carried out, according to US Secretary of Defense James Mattis, in order to defend “vital American interests.”

The air strikes, carried out in the absence of congressional authorization or a UN Security Council mandate, come almost a week after a chemical-weapons attack in the city of Douma, which killed 70. Some estimate that up to 500 people—mainly women and children—were hospitalized by the gas attack, which is said to have been carried out by the government of Bashar al-Assad.

To no one’s surprise, Trump’s decision to risk World War III was met with approval by US media and political elites who have been calling for blood ever since the reports of the chemical attack emerged last week…”

Sean Hannity Is Essentially Serving as Trump’s ‘Shadow’ Chief of Staff: Report article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/sean-hannity-essentially-serving-trumps-shadow-chief-staff-report

Having a moronic miscreant that perpetuates fake news on Fox working in tandem with our dimwitted dip shit helps explain a lot of things, none of which are good for Trump.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The many self-inflicted crises rushing the impending implosion of our malevolent minority-elect president*s disastrous tenure in the past week alone begins today’s misadventures, even his wag the dog moment in illegally bombing Syria isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s profoundly corrupt, idiotic Orange ass, Trump keeps fuming but hasn’t blown so it remains to be seen how much more rope he’ll need to hang himself, Comey confirms our demented delinquent is unfit for office and a total liar in addition to numerous other tidbits – many of which were already known, still trying to figure out what exactly was accomplished by illegally bombing Syria, reality clashes with Trump’s land of delusion – which has got to drive him crazy, our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s delusions of grandeur have made it obvious it’s time for him to go, Trump’s illegal attack on Syria was a bigger crime than that he accused Assad of and much more.

Week 74: Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/@Amy_Siskind/week-74-experts-in-authoritarianism-advise-to-keep-a-list-of-things-subtly-changing-around-you-so-d1b245a5a811

The many corrupt faux pas that defined our dimwitted dip shit’s 74th week in his soon-to-be-over disastrous presidency.

DONALD TRUMP ORDERED SYRIA STRIKE BASED ON A SECRET LEGAL JUSTIFICATION EVEN CONGRESS CAN’T SEE article from The Intercept. –
https://theintercept.com/2018/04/14/donald-trump-ordered-syria-strike-based-on-a-secret-legal-justification-even-congress-cant-see/

Creating secret legal justification to commit illegal war crimes is unacceptable and Congress – and We the People – really needs to do something about that.

Donald Trump Goes to War article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-goes-to-war

More on America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* wag the dog moment in bombing Syria to serve as a distraction from his failed presidency.

Unfit to Command article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/04/unfit-to-command/558074/

Even his wag the dog moment isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s corrupt Orange ass because he’s too mentally unfit:

“The weekend news from Washington featured two story lines: the U.S.-led coalition missile strikes against Syrian government forces, and President Trump’s most extreme Twitter meltdown to date. The question for all the world to worry over: How closely are these two story lines interconnected? How and to what extent is the president’s increasingly extreme mental state obtruding on the national security of the United States?

The most important business of the day on Friday, April 13, was to sign off on that night’s planned missile strike against government forces in Syria. The decision was a heavy one, involving risks of conflict with Russia and Iran. It also sharply reversed Trump’s public statements only nine days before that the U.S. would be ending its Syria role soon.

And yet that’s not where Trump’s brain was. Starting at 8 am that day and continuing into the afternoon, the president erupted in a sequence of rage tweets against former FBI director James Corey, demanding that he be prosecuted, calling him as a “slime ball,” and congratulating himself for firing Comey.

Yet when the president stepped before the TV cameras at 8 p.m. to announce the strikes, most pundits and most politicians temporarily disregarded that same-day evidence of the president’s agitated mental state. The impulse to rally around the flag seized American elites, even many Trump critics, who saluted the president’s leadership. The strong dormant desire to discover some normality in this most abnormal administration reasserted itself. As happened the last time he launched missiles into Syria, almost exactly a year before, Trump went to bed that night to praise that he had proven himself presidential…”

Week 47: Mount Trump Fumes but Doesn’t Blow article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/04/14/week-47-mount-trump-fumes-but-doesnt-blow-217996

Trump hasn’t tried to have Mueller or Rosenstein fired yet – though he can’t legally fire Mueller – but it remains to be seen if he eventually gets enough rope to hang himself.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* begin with his hometown newspaper publishing a picture with the caption ‘Pee Brain’ as his melt down over former FBI Director James Comey’s book begins, a large majority of Americans aren’t buying our dimwitted dip shit’s lies about Mueller and want him to be allowed to finish his ongoing investigations, once again our dysfunctional dumb ass decided to commit more war crimes by bombing Syria in retaliation of unsubstantiated accusations of gas attacks with no evidence whatsoever, war crimes and pardons are the reflection of a felonious fake president trying to distract from his impending implosion, the multitude of lies being used to justify committing more war crimes, trying to act presidential while committing more war crimes will not work in saving Trump plus a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Hometown Newspaper Just Burned Him With A Savage Nickname article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ny-daily-news-trump-pee-cover_us_5ad01136e4b0edca2cb81e0f

His home town newspaper gives our malignant minority-elect president* a new nickname – Pee Brain.

Majorities back investigations of Trump from Russia to alleged hush money (POLL) article from Good Morning America on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/majorities-back-investigations-trump-russia-alleged-hush-money-110105133–abc-news-topstories.html

By more than 2 to 1 margins Americans want to get to the truth about Trump’s criminal endeavors, which speaks volumes about how ‘popular’ Trump is.

The Most Important News out of Jim Comey’s Explosive New Book article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/04/the-most-important-news-out-of-jim-comeys-explosive-new-book/

There are a lot more revelations about our dimwitted dip shit than golden showers and little hands…

American mainstream rejects Trump’s condemnation of Mueller probe article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/american-mainstream-rejects-trumps-condemnation-mueller-probe

More on how the majority of Americans aren’t buying Trump’s demonization of Mueller over his Russia scandal and criminal investigations and actually believes he needs to be allowed to complete them:

“At a certain level, public-opinion polls on federal criminal investigations seem unimportant. After all, law-enforcement officials are not politicians, and while they serve the public’s interests, they also have a job to do that has little to do with popular will.

That said, I tend to keep an eye on polling related to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe, not because public attitudes should shape the direction of the investigation, but because I’m interested in whether the Republican campaign to undermine public confidence in the probe is working.

Donald Trump, for example, has characterized the investigation itself as “illegal” and “corrupt.” His allies in Congress and conservative media have mounted a spirited campaign against Mueller, the FBI, and the Justice Department, which collectively have become a bete noire for the right.

The American mainstream isn’t buying it…”

Trump ‘pee tape’ alibi contradicted by testimony of his personal bodyguard article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-pee-tape-alibi-contradicted-by-testimony-of-his-personal-bodyguard-4d2ed2d05c33/

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Today’s misadventures of our popular vote losing president begin with his latest delusional diatribe during his United Nations speech while yet again revealing the depths of his ignorance in its full glory on a public stage, the chump in the White House is immorally using RNC funds to pay his legal expenses for his growing Russia scandal, yet more revelations that Trump is not now nor will he ever be presidential as his dystopian dipshittery pushes us closer to another illegal war, Trump’s conflicts of interest keep growing plus a lot more.

Trump’s ‘Mein Kampf’ tirade at the United Nations article from The World Socialist Web Site. –
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2017/09/20/pers-s20.html

Insight into our national embarrassment’s speech at the United Nations and his usual delusional rhetoric threatening to commit more war crimes.

Is Trump about to repeat George W Bush’s worst mistake? article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/20/trump-george-w-bush-worst-mistake-iran

As with America’s other worst-ever president that he actually makes look good, Trump is fabricating lies to justify another illegal U.S. war, this time with Iran and Syra.

President* Trump Is Doing North Korea’s Propaganda Work for Them article from Esquire. –
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12274982/trump-un-speech/

More on the long, ignorant and insulting tirade delivered by Trump during his U.N. speech.

Small donors are not paying Trump’s legal bills. It’s worse. article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/small-donors-are-not-paying-trumps-legal-bills-its-worse-2f70371d35af/

Despite it being immoral, it is not illegal – though it probably should be – for Trump to use RNC funds to pay for the legal fees to keep him and his ilk out of prison:

“Donald Trump is using funds from both the Republican National Committee (RNC) and his re-election campaign to cover his legal fees connected to the Russia investigation. The RNC is also footing the legal bill for Trump’s son, Don Jr., who is also caught up in the investigation being conducted by special counsel Robert Mueller.

According to a Tuesday report by Reuters, President Donald Trump would be the first president in modern campaign finance history to use these funds to cover the costs of a criminal probe. Reuters notes this is legal because the Federal Election Commission allows for use of private campaign funds to pay for legal costs incurred “as a candidate or elected official.”

Trump, who has claimed to have a net worth of $10 billion dollars, used RNC funds to pay his personal lawyer John Dowd $100,000 and an additional $131,250 to pay Jay Sekulow, another attorney representing Trump who frequently appears on TV. On top of those payments, the RNC also paid nearly $200,000 for Trump Jr.’s lawyers.

While the president’s reelection campaign fund solicits money from small donors, the RNC is not using these funds for Trump’s legal bills. Rather, the money is being paid through a separate RNC legal defense fund. This fund attracts almost exclusively large donors and can accept up to $101,700 per year from each individual or corporate PAC…”

The new TrumpCare bill is the worst one yet article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/725481/new-trumpcare-bill-worst

The political and policy issues contained in the current fraudulent version of the GOP’s Trumpcare bill are disastrous.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Trump’s sordid history of lying under oath begins today’s misadventures of our illegitimate, minority-elect President, Trump’s legislative agenda imploding because of his scandals and the fact that he has no mandate, more on the damage done by our impotent leader’s tenure and why it’s time for him to go, our Loser-in-Chief invites cabinet members to praise him during meeting, more on Trump’s infrastructure privatization scam, one thing to remember about Trump is that the only thing he loves more than himself is his businesses – and he’s not going to give them up just because he’s the president, Trump’s Muslim Ban gets shot down in court again, Trump’s approval ratings plummeting after his lies and twitter tantrums over Comey and much more.

If Trump testifies under oath, any lies would be perjury. Does he know that? article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/12/if-trump-testifies-under-oath-any-lies-would-be-perjury-does-he-know-that

More on the fact that Trump has a history of lying under oath and testifying about the Russia scandal would not change that.

Legislative Agenda Gets Tougher for Trump article from Roll Call. –
http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/comey-speaks-domestic-agenda-gets-tougher-trump

Our lackluster Loser-in-Chief has no mandate so he will have a hard time pushing his fraudulent agenda.

Trump Has Created a Political Landscape So Much Stranger Than Most of Us Are Willing to Admit article from AlterNet. –
http://www.alternet.org/right-wing/american-wonderland-trump-world-much-stranger-it-seems

On the dystopian dipshittery created by Trump’s conflicts of interest, dishonesty, torture, Corporatocracy, Russian connections and more.

Russia cloud settles in over Trump’s White House article from CNN. –
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/trump-sessions-comey/index.html

On Trump’s ongoing Russia scandal and the damage being done:

“Washington (CNN)The Russia “cloud” is growing over President Donald Trump and threatening to wreck another week for the embattled White House as one of his closest allies tries to avoid a public spectacle on Capitol Hill.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ announcement that he would testify before Senate Russia investigators caught everyone — including the intelligence committee — by surprise. Now, before he even testifies, the focus is both on Sessions and whether or not he would appear before the TV cameras like former FBI Director James Comey did last week, when 19.5 million Americans watched.

Trump team has struggled to move the focus away from Russia.

The White House is hoping this week to drive a message focused on his agenda. His daughter and top adviser, Ivanka Trump, is leading events focused on workforce development and college affordability…”

My Lawyers Got Trump to Admit 30 Lies Under Oath article from Bloomberg. –
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-06-12/trump-s-history-of-lies-according-to-biographer-timothy-o-brien

More on Trump’s history of lying under oath.

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Rumors of our Obstructionist-in-Chief trying to block Comey’s testimony – which will fail like everything else he does, Trump to release more ethics waivers for miscreants in his administration, still trying to justify his obstruction of justice, the growing list of Trump’s conflicts of interest, more on Trump’s delusions on the climate and the resistance they inspire around the world, lies and profound corruption are Trump family affairs and a lot more.

House Democrats fire a warning shot after the White House suggested it may try to block James Comey’s testimony article from AOL News. –
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/06/03/house-democrats-trump-comey-russia-probe/22123766/

Allowing Trump to try – again – to obstruct justice won’t bode well for our Obstructionist-in-Chief.

DONALD TRUMP’S WAR ON JOURNALISM HAS BEGUN. BUT JOURNALISTS ARE NOT HIS MAIN TARGET. article from The Intercept. –
https://theintercept.com/2017/05/28/donald-trumps-war-on-journalism-has-begun-but-journalists-are-not-his-main-target/

Trump wants to target government officials that leak stories about his dystopian dipshittery.

Two dozen more Trump ethics waiver to be released article from The Hill. –
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/336195-two-dozen-more-trump-ethics-waivers-to-be-released

Trump’s administration is filled with unethical miscreants…

The Trump Administration Issues a Defense of Stonewalling Congress article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/trumps-solution-to-pesky-congressional-democrats-ignore-them/529050/

It’s actually very simple, Trump is trying to obstruct justice:

“The White House says that under the law, it only has to respond to records requests that come from committee chairmen—who all happen to be Republicans. Democrats say it amounts to a ‘gag order.’

In early 2011, a Republican senator wrote to the Obama administration asking for a response to claims by a whistleblower that firearms lost in a sting operation gone awry had been used in the murder of a federal border patrol agent named Brian Terry.

The GOP was in the minority then, and the senator, Charles Grassley of Iowa, controlled no committee nor had any power to compel the Obama administration to respond. But the Department of Justice replied to him anyway, writing a letter that denied the whistleblower’s claim. The letter turned out to be false, later to be formally retracted by the Justice Department, and the “gun-walking” operation known as Fast and Furious spiraled into a scandal for the Obama administration that led Republicans and more than a dozen Democrats in the House to cite former Attorney General Eric Holder for contempt of Congress.

Under a policy adopted by the Trump administration, the letter that catapulted Fast and Furious from mere headache to political nightmare likely would never have been sent. The White House has told federal departments and agencies that it will adhere to a stricter definition of congressional oversight than did the Obama administration. Government officials are now under no obligation to respond to requests for information and documents that do not come from committee chairmen, who, because of the GOP’s majorities in both chambers of Congress, are all Republicans. That means departments and agencies can essentially ignore requests from Democrats, which they have already done in more than 200 instances over President Trump’s first four months in office, according to a tally kept by party leaders…”

‘Abject arrogance’ or ‘profound patriotism’: The intelligence community is at war over Trump-Russia leaks article from Business Insider. –
http://www.businessinsider.com/national-security-intelligence-fbi-trump-russia-leaks-2017-5

The war over Trump’s incorrigible idiocy is growing…

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Today’s misadventurous chronicles of our minority-elect President begin with his signing your Internet privacy away, another Trump promise goes down in flames, LA Times highlights Trump’s authoritarian vision, ruminations on how Trump has become part of the establishment he pretended to deplore, Trump’s idiotic tweets will be forever preserved in the US National Archives, looking at the growing list of groups lined up against him reveals how much trouble Trump is really in, Trump’s agenda is based on lies and most Americans hate it, comparing Trump to Nixon isn’t fair to Nixon, still trying to repeal Obamacare with his fraudulent TrumpCare replacement, ignorance still running rampant in Trump’s land of delusion, Trump panicking about his Russia scandal, ISIS claims U.S. ‘being run by an idiot,’ Trump kleptocracy watch updated, Trump’s claims of not having ties to Russia seem to be unraveling, Trump lied about no more factories closing as more jobs get exported to other countries, theaters nationwide inspired by Trump’s dystopian dipshittery enough to screen 1984 as a tribute, the White House swamp and more.

Trump signs bill blocking online privacy regulation article from the AP on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/trump-signs-bill-blocking-online-privacy-regulation-234326109–finance.html

As U.S. Jobs Flee the Country, One of Trump’s Biggest Campaign Promises Is Already Going Down in Flames article from AlterNet. –
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/us-jobs-flee-country-one-trumps-biggest-campaign-promises-already-going-down

Trump’s Authoritarian Vision article from the Los Angeles Times. –
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-ed-trumps-authoritarian-vision/

“Standing before the cheering throngs at the Republican National Convention last summer, Donald Trump bemoaned how special interests had rigged the country’s politics and its economy, leaving Americans victimized by unfair trade deals, incompetent bureaucrats and spineless leaders.

He swooped into politics, he declared, to subvert the powerful and rescue those who cannot defend themselves. “Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”

To Trump’s faithful, those words were a rallying cry. But his critics heard something far more menacing in them: a dangerously authoritarian vision of the presidency — one that would crop up time and again as he talked about overruling generals, disregarding international law, ordering soldiers to commit war crimes, jailing his opponent.

Trump has no experience in politics; he’s never previously run for office or held a government position. So perhaps he was unaware that one of the hallmarks of the American system of government is that the president’s power to “fix” things unilaterally is constrained by an array of strong institutions — including the courts, the media, the permanent federal bureaucracy and Congress. Combined, they provide an essential defense against an imperial presidency…”

Is Trump now part of the establishment? article from BBC News. –
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39483715

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