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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 269

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with an example of how he won’t be able to slither his way out of accountability for his multitude of treasonous crimes, America’s most corrupt-ever president* is trying desperately to save his failed presidency as it goes down in flames, the lawsuits keep piling up for our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who is also an unindicted co-conspirator since being implicated in numerous other crimes, how our impotent imbecile’s latest distraction backfired, bragging about his non-existent accomplishments on a world stage proved quite entertaining – though not so much for our nefarious narcissist, as usual our Twitter tyrant tried seeking solace from his minority of moronic minions after being the laughing stock of the world at the UN and much more.

Stone Cold Mueller Is Taking Steps To Ensure Trump Can’t Pardon His Way Out Of Legal Trouble article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/22/stone-cold-mueller-trump-pardon.html

Our feckless fuhrer isn’t going to be able to slither out of his legal Russia scandal woes which means his desperation to avoid accountability for his crimes is growing exponentially.

Challenging Trump’s Propaganda Means Creating a Counter-Narrative article from Truthout. –
https://truthout.org/articles/challenging-trumps-propaganda-means-creating-a-counter-narrative/

Why the media fails us when it comes to reporting on our dimwitted dip shit’s endless lies, deceptions and propaganda and why they need to be recognized as the trash they are to end them.

Is Trump starting a Constitutional crisis to shift our attention from the Kavanaugh dumpster fire? article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-starting-constitutional-crisis-shift-attention-kavanaugh-dumpster-fire/

America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* failed presidency is going down in flames and he desperately needs his corrupt crony ‘Justice’ appointed to possibly keep his ass out of prison:

Donald Trump Might Be the ‘Client From Hell’ article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/09/trump-lawyers-white-house-russia/571036/

It’s hard enough defending the indefensible when it involves our profoundly corrupt Ignoramus-in-Chief, but when he’s equally ignorant and mentally impaired, it’s impossible:

“On the 268th page of the bestselling book Fear, Bob Woodward quotes President Trump: “I don’t have any good lawyers. I have terrible lawyers. … I’ve got a bunch of lawyers who are not aggressive, who are weak, who don’t have my best interests in mind, who aren’t loyal. It’s just a disaster. I can’t find a good lawyer.”

It’s not clear when Trump reportedly voiced his despair, but it does appear to contradict the sunny tweet he typed on March 25 of this year:

In truth, veteran Philadelphia lawyer David Rudovsky tells me, most of his esteemed brethren are wary of representing “nightmare” clients like Trump; their ethical concerns vastly outweigh the lure of fame and fortune. He read Trump’s lament in the Woodward book and was not surprised. For some lawyers, he says, “a high-profile case like [Trump’s] is attractive, it’s interesting work.” But within the legal profession, there’s broad agreement that Trump is unusually difficult—that he doesn’t listen, that he actively undermines the lawyers working for him, and that, perhaps worst of all, he is incapable of learning. “We’re talking about the client from hell,” Rudovsky says. “I know that’s a hackneyed term, but for most lawyers, notwithstanding all the publicity and attention they’d get, representing him has got to be very, very difficult.”…”

The People vs. Donald Trump: Every Major Lawsuit and Investigation the President Faces article from Fortune Magazine. –
http://fortune.com/2018/09/21/donald-trump-lawsuit-investigation-charges-news-update/

The lawsuits are piling up for Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who is also an unindicted co-conspirator courtesy of former employees implicating him in numerous crimes.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 268

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Yet another lie begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as his claims about the FBI telling the White House they didn’t want to investigate Kavanaugh’s sexual misconduct allegations are blatantly false – he doesn’t want the FBI to investigate his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ for obvious reasons, our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler explains how wet water is as only his mentally deficient 4th grade level mind can, Benedict Donald’s obstructions of justice keep growing exponentially, learning how to recognize and deal with our Orwellian Orange Charlatan’s lies and deceptions will go a long way towards ending them, Trump backtracks on releasing information and further obstructing justice for fear of cementing impeachment once his GOP brown shirts lose control of Congress and so much more.

Trump Lied Again: The FBI Never Told Him or Anyone at the White House They Didn’t Want to Investigate Kavanaugh article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/18/trump-lied-again-the-fbi-never-told-him-or-anyone-at-the-white-house-they-didnt-want-to-investigate-kavanaugh.html

Our dimwitted dip shit lied yet again to try and avoid the embarrassment of his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ being investigated for sexual misconduct for obvious reasons…

As the Trump Scandals Grow, Believe What You’re Seeing article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/trump-fbi-declassification-mueller-scandal-constitutional-crisis.html

Benedict Donald keeps telling his moronic minions to disregard all the reports of his criminal actions because they’re ‘fake news,’ despite the obvious fact that they are indeed true as the bubbles in his land of delusion continue bursting.

Trump’s Lies About Russia Dossier Debunked Once Again article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/donald-trump-russia-dossier-lies-debunked

Our national embarrassment keeps trying to deflect and lie about his imminent implosion from his Russia scandal, but, as with everything else he does, is failing miserably.

Water, the American President Explained, Is Wet article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23316282/president-trump-hurricane-florence-wettest-from-the-standpoint-of-water/

Our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who speaks at a 4th grade level, is trying to make himself look less foolish after his Hurricane Maria response, but to no avail:

“Obviously, there are more pressing issues. For instance, the White House can ask the FBI to investigate Christine Blasey Ford’s accusations against Brett Kavanaugh before next week’s Senate hearing—as George H.W. Bush’s did into those made by Anita Hill in 1991—but the president has repeatedly lied, suggesting the FBI “doesn’t want to be involved.” He could just ask them to get involved. Republicans are also refusing to include Mark Judge, the other man allegedly in the room for the incident, in the hearing. The president is again attacking the attorney general for failing to serve as his personal lawyer, and said supposed corruption in the FBI is “truly a cancer on our country” as the agency investigates him and his associates.

But even with all that this Wednesday morning, we have to ask: can’t the president just occasionally stick to the script?

“This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water.” He added: “It certainly is not good.”…”

Trump’s most trusted national security adviser? Himself. article from CNN News. –
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/19/politics/trump-bolton-national-security-council/index.html

The fact that our nefarious narcissist doesn’t listen to anyone else or pay attention to facts and truth speaks volumes as to how ignorant and corrupt he truly is – and why it’ll be amazing if he actually finishes his first term.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 267

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with his tweeting his most recent conspiracy theory about the Puerto Rico hurricane death toll – sinking to yet another new low as he desperately tries to save his fraudulent failed presidency, our national embarrassment’s Russia scandal is about to get worse, a look at what comes next once our treasonous president* is out of office, taking his profound corruption and ignorance to new lows on a routine basis isn’t doing our Dystopian Orange dumb ass any favors, proving yet again that he is mentally unfit and incapable of occupying the White House as his scandals continue pulling him further down the drain and lots more.

In unhinged tweets, Trump claims Democrats rigged hurricane death toll in Puerto Rico article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-puerto-rico-death-truther-3000-florence-8f615ba0c3ff/

Now our Twitter tyrant is fabricating a conspiracy theory claiming that Democrats and Puerto Rico lied about the number of deaths, taking his profound ignorance to yet another new low.

Trump concocts onspiracy theory to explain Puerto Rico death toll article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-concocts-conspiracy-theory-explain-puerto-rico-death-toll

More on our gift that keeps on giving’s latest conspiracy theory – which is obviously false – to distract from his failure in the Puerto Rico Hurricane and incompetence that cost almost 3,000 people their lives.

Donald trump’s absolutely mind-boggling assault on facts is actually picking up steam article from CNN. –
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/13/politics/donald-trump-truth-facts-lies/index.html

Our Lord of the Lies has serious issues about being unable to tell the truth and it just keeps getting worse.

White House Blames The Liberal Media For Trump’s Disgusting Puerto Rico Lie article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/13/white-house-puerto-rico-lie.html

One – of many – serious fatal flaws our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler has is that regardless of how totally corrupt and stupid he is, it’s always someone else’s fault:

“Instead of walking back Donald Trump‘s disgusting comments on Thursday that called the Puerto Rico casualty count fake news, the White House doubled down.

In a baffling statement to CNN, White House spokesman Hogan Gidley said Trump‘s lie from earlier in the day was a response to the “liberal media and the San Juan Mayor who sadly have tried to exploit the devastation by pushing out a constant stream of misinformation and false accusations.”

The full statement via CNN‘s Kaitlan Collins:

Manafort agrees to deal cooperating with Mueller article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/manafort-plea-deal-cooperating-with-special-counsel-robert-mueller-trump-6e621de30c6c/

Our treasonous national embarrassment’s Russia scandal is about to get much worse – as are his Twitter tirades, lies, delusions and meltdowns.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Revelations of his total corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as someone inside the White House is leaking details of his complete incompetence, Trump’s war on the truth is causing him yet more problems and meltdowns, Benedict Donald’s Ministry of Propaganda called him out on his lies about the GDP and unemployment, for our Liar-in-Chief nothing celebrates 9/11 like repeating lies about ‘no collusion’ and feigning innocence for your treasonous crimes, why our dystopian Orange dip shit will always be a failure because he’s too closed minded and incapable of learning due to his diminished mental capacities, parts of Trump’s moronic minority of minions are beginning to abandon him and much more.

The ‘Deep State’ Calls Are Coming From Inside Trump’s White House article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/deep-state-calls-are-coming-inside-trumps-white-house

Revelations that someone inside our dimwitted dip shit’s own White House is leaking details of the complete incompetence emanating from him and thoughts that he won’t last through his first term.

Here’s why Trump’s attacks on Bob Woodward are a total ‘PR 101’ failure article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-why-trumps-attacks-on-bob-woodward-are-a-total-pr-101-failure/

Our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – primarily because he’s too corrupt and incompetent to fight it since all he ever does is lie about everything:

Trump Today: President makes false claim about GDP and unemployment article from Market Watch. –
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-today-president-makes-false-claim-about-gdp-and-unemployment-2018-09-10

All our demented delinquent ever does is lie about everything and it’s about to burst the bubble in his land of delusion and bring him down.

Trump Blows A Gasket After Getting Destroyed By Bog Woodward On Live Television article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/10/bob-woodward-trump.html

Yet another in a growing line of books describing the complete incompetence of the Trump White House is – as predicted – causing our feckless fuhrer to have his typical meltdown:

“Bob Woodward took apart Trump and called the president at war with the truth and detached from what is going on. Trump responded with an epic gasket blowing tantrum.

Video of Bob Woodward on Today:

Woodward said, “There’s a war on truth by him. And he says these are unnamed sources. But these are not unnamed incidents. Specific people on specific dates. The book opening with Gary Cohn, the chief economic adviser in the white house, lifting a document from the president’s desk because he — Cohn worries, as he tells an associate, I have to protect the country because this will unravel a trade deal, which will jeopardize one of the most important intelligence operations we have going on. And the document is reprinted in the book there, and the president is saying, well, if he had known about this, he would have fired Gary Cohn in two seconds. We didn’t know about it because the document was taken.”…”

Trump’s Monday tweets show search for a response to Woodward and President Obama article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/10/1794636/-Trump-s-Monday-tweets-show-search-for-a-response-to-Woodward-and-President-Obama

Our Twitter tyrant just can’t seem to grasp the facts that he is illegitimate and much less popular than his predecessor and that the sordid details of his incorrigibly incompetent and corrupt tenure as president* are causing his failed presidency to go down in flames.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with why it’s time to remove him from office due to the cesspool of corruption and stupidity that is taking his illegitimate presidency down, the imminent implosion begins as reports of his inadequacy and mental deficiencies take center stage – despite his delusional denials, our Terrorist-in-Chief can’t seem to stop terrorizing immigrant children and families, a closer look at why America’s most corrupt-ever president* wants a piece of shit like Kavanaugh appointed – to keep him out of prison once his Russia scandal concludes, making history for all the wrong reasons, our gift that keeps on giving keeps shooting himself in the foot and a lot more.

The 25th Amendment: It’s Time For Trump To Leave The Presidency article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-25th-amendment-its-time-for-trump-to-leave-the-presidency/

Why it’s time to remove our dimwitted dip shit from office due to the cesspool of corruption and stupidity that is taking his already failed presidency down.

Trump Responds To NY Times Op-Ed With Rant Proving That He’s Crazy article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/05/trump-responds-to-ny-times-op-ed-with-rant-proving-that-hes-crazy.html

Our fake president’s* war on fake news is making him look even more foolish as revelations of his mental instability lead to a demonstration of just how unfit for office he is:

Trump Will Be Remembered Into the Distant Future in a Way No other American President Is Likely to Be article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trump-will-be-remembered-distant-future-way-no-other-american-president-likely-be

Herr Frump will be remembered for making history for all the wrong reasons, including being illegitimate, treasonous and the most corrupt president* in U.S. history…

‘The End Is Near’: Rachel Maddow Declares Trump Presidency Near-Dead As Op-Ed Shocks D.C. article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/05/maddow-trump-admin-near-dead.html

Our lackluster lame duck president* vehemently denies the reports of his inadequacy and mental instability to no avail as everyone knows he’s going to go down hard:

“Rachel Maddow said on Wednesday that “the end is near” for the Trump presidency as White House officials appear to be warning the country that “the president is nuts and unfit and the senior people who work around him know it.”

The MSNBC host said the stunning revelations should get the attention of Republican lawmakers who are currently in the process of ramming through a Supreme Court nominee picked by the same unfit president.

“The end is near,” Maddow said. “Maybe in the form of the invocation of the 25th amendment by the vice president of the United States and the majority of the president’s cabinet.”

Bob Woodward, Bane of Presidents, Turns His Fire on Cheeto Jesus article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/bob-woodward-bane-of-presidents-turns-his-fire-on-cheeto-jesus

Regardless of how our Lord of the Lies and his criminal cohorts try to spin it, the truth is clear: this illegitimate presidency is a major disaster.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The primary reason nobody wants him to speak at their memorial service begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* who was shunned from speaking at John McCain’s funeral because all he does is talk about himself while lying about non-existent accomplishments, our Liar and Thief’s latest trade deal with Mexico is showing to be yet another of his fraudulent scams, evidence of our dimwitted dip shit’s mental deficiencies spreading like wild fire, Hair Hitler’s list of impeachable offenses – as well as his multitude of other crimes – keeps growing, our cheeto fuhrer really wants to be a dictator – despite the obvious fact that he’s too stupid and corrupt to pull something like that off, the irony of having a treasonous president* bitching about libel laws, in 24 hours our impotent imbecile suggested curbing two constitutional freedoms and so much more.

Here’s one of the biggest reasons why nobody wants Trump to speak at their memorial service article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-one-biggest-reasons-nobody-wants-trump-speak-memorial-service/

Primarily because our nefarious narcissist can’t stop talking about himself and lying about his delusional accomplishments.

NY Attorney General: Trump Charity Illegally Bankrolled His Campaign article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/ny-attorney-general-trump-charity-illegally-bankrolled-his-campaign.html

Our dimwitted dip shit won’t be able to pardon his way out of this or avoid being held accountable since it’s not a federal crime – and it could easily take him down.

Revised NAFTA Shows Every Sign of Being Another Trump Scam article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/31/revised-nafta-shows-every-sign-of-being-another-trump-scam/

Like the rest of his fraudulent agenda, our Liar and Thief’s latest farcical trade deal with Mexico is nothing but a scam.

Trump Sets A New Record For Declaring Things Fake article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/trump-sets-a-new-record-for-declaring-things-fake.html

Our fake president’s war on fake news to distract from his imminent implosion is really starting to make him look more ignorant:

“Trump broke his own previous record sending out 46 tweets in August declaring various things “fake or phony.”

( link for ‘NPR’ below – https://www.npr.org/2018/09/02/643761979/president-trumps-description-of-whats-fake-is-expanding )
NPR analyzed Trump’s tweets and found, “An NPR analysis found that in the month of August, Trump sent out 46 tweets containing the words “fake” or “phony,” far surpassing his previous record. (Two of the tweets were later deleted to fix typos)….In June 2018, a month with 31 “fake” or “phony” tweets, Trump took issue with coverage of the Singapore summit with North Korea, family separation along the U.S.-Mexico border and, as usual, the Russia investigation.”

Here is the chart of Trump’s increasing declarations of fake:

Donald Trump Isn’t the Victim of a Witch-Hunt. He’s Leading It. article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-isnt-the-victim-of-a-witch-hunt-hes-leading-it

How his lies and propaganda over his exponentially growing corruption scandals are making our national embarrassment look like the piece of shit that he is.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with a satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become since he was ‘elected’ by a minority, our fake president continues his war on fake news by tweeting about a fake conspiracy theory to distract from his failed presidency, how everyone in Trumpland is corrupt, his desperation to deflect from his Russia scandal is growing, still bragging – though lying – about accomplishments that don’t exist, our gift that keeps on giving screws over federal employees after passing his fraudulent tax reform scam and his popularity is tanking – to the lowest it has been since being ‘elected,’ our angry creamsicle is growing more psychotic as the bubbles burst in his land of delusion and much more.

17 Great Things About Donald Trump Dumbing Down The Presidency article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/17-great-things-about-donald-trump-dumbing-down-the-presidency-ac366a826f41

A satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become courtesy of our dimwitted dip shit, including the fact that morons now have a famous Orange mascot…

Trump Wants To Regulate Google After He Saw Some Fake News About Rigged Search Results article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/28/trump-wants-to-regulate-google-after-he-saw-some-fake-news-about-rigged-search-results.html

After watching his Ministry of Propaganda’s faux news report over a conspiracy theory that has already been repeatedly debunked, our Twitter tyrant decided to tweet about it to distract from his imminent implosion, and now thinks he’s going to regulate it since it’s ‘rigged:’

Trump Is Reportedly Very Jealous of All the Attention John McCain Is Getting Because He’s Dead article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-is-reportedly-very-jealous-of-all-the-attention-j-1828652373

Our gift that keeps on giving just loves showing us – almost on a daily basis – that he has serious mental deficiencies and is totally unfit to occupy the White House.

What? Me Deplorable? article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/28/what-me-deplorable/

How stupidity and malfeasance have become the political norm under America’s most corrupt-ever president*:

“In the Age of Trump, American politics has come to resemble a drearily formulaic, militantly lowbrow, cutthroat, reality TV show. As per the formula, each day’s news all but invites us to imagine a contest in which the most deplorable wins – gets to stay on the island, as it were, or to avoid being fired.

Trump would be a strong contender in his own right, though, if he were still only a sleazy, politically connected, wheeler-dealer flimflam man with bad taste, too much money, and a penchant for riding around in golf carts, nobody would pay him any mind. There are plenty more where he came from, and most of them are more interesting than he is.

But he is the president, and therefore cannot be ignored.

Indeed, so far from being ignored, corporate media can’t find time to talk about anything else. He came out on top in the electoral circus, and there is nothing to do now but deal with the consequences…”

The President Is a White-Nationalist Mob Boss – and His Base Doesn’t Care article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-president-is-a-white-nationalist-mob-boss-and-his-base-doesnt-care/

As Donald’s despotic delusions of grandeur continue unraveling due to his profound corruption and stupidity, the minority of minions that support him will also unravel – and why it’s time to stop giving them both a microphone to dominate the news cycles.

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