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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with his phony trade war and why it will inevitably come back to bite his big orange ignorant ass, the lies just keep coming from America’s most corrupt-ever president* as his multitude of scandals continue sinking his failed presidency, the new adventures of dumb and dumber to defend Trump continue – and will become more entertaining with each passing day, the endless corruption of the Trump cabal, our pussy grabbing president* suddenly believes abstinence is a good thing despite previously bragging about his alleged sexual prowess, many of those that voted for our Lord of the Lies are realizing they made a serious mistake and a lot more.
Trump’s Phony Trade War article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/05/03/trumps-phony-trade-war/
As with everything else, our dysfunctional dumb ass doesn’t know what he’s doing in starting a ‘trade war’ and it will end up coming back to bite his ignorant big Orange ass.
It’s been another tough week for Trump and the truth article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-tough-week-trump-truth-201516841.html
The more his scandals continue engulfing his failed presidency, the more lies our dimwitted dip shit tells and it has been a really rough week for him.
Crooked Trump? article from The New York Review of books.
https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/05/24/crooked-trump-legal-swamp/
What to do when handling a president as corrupt as Trump and how the legal battles could play out.
The Feds Tapped Michael Cohen’s Phone and Intercepted at Least One White House Call article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/feds-tapped-michael-cohens-phone-and-intercepted-least-one-white-house-call
The hits just keep coming for our demented delinquent as there may be more evidence for Mueller to use against him:
“Federal officials have been wiretapping Trump “fixer” Michael Cohen for weeks, according to a new report from NBC News.
Citing two sources, NBC News reports that the wiretap “was in place in the weeks leading up to the raids on Cohen’s offices, hotel room, and home in early April.”
Additionally, NBC News’ sources say that at least one call made between Cohen and the White House was intercepted, although it’s not clear that Cohen spoke directly with President Donald Trump in the intercepted call.
Although investigators have revealed in the past that they have conducted secret searches of Cohen’s email archives, this is the first time that it’s been revealed that officials had been tapping Cohen’s phones as well…”
Wake Up to Trump, Distraction and War with Iran article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/views/2018/05/03/wake-trump-distraction-and-war-iran
Illegally attacking Syria didn’t work so now Trump and his cabal are planning on illegally attacking Iran for Israel.
Trump is desperately afraid of something in Michael Cohen’s files – and it’s not Stormy Daniels article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/5/3/1761670/-Trump-is-desperately-afraid-of-something-in-Michael-Cohen-s-files-and-it-s-not-Stormy-Daniels
When details start emerging as to what was confiscated from Trump’s personal lawyer, Trump is going to freak out even more than he already has.
After Trump’s latest outrageous remark – it’s time for yet another history lesson from Nazi Germany article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trumps-latest-outrageous-remark-time-yet-another-lesson-german-history/
Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator is growing desperate to stop all the investigations into his ceaseless corruption and is melting down as all of his attempts – like his presidency – fail miserably so he’s targeting another group of people to perpetrate his racism against.
Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani: A pair of aging New York goons plot their last big heist article from Salon. –
https://www.salon.com/2018/05/04/donald-trump-and-rudy-giuliani-a-pair-of-aging-new-york-goons-plot-their-last-big-heist/
Having a corrupt, moronic piece of shit lawyer helping a corrupt, moronic waste of human flesh president* is extremely entertaining:
“Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s new personal lawyer, went on Sean Hannity’s show and “Fox & Friends” this week, giving dense and baffling interviews about his client’s legal issues that nearly blew up the capital. And nobody in the White House except for the president knew he was going to do it. Evidently, Giuliani and Trump cooked this strategy up all by themselves, bringing to mind one of those movies where the aging crooks sit in the diner and plan their last big heist, which. naturally enough, goes terribly wrong because their skills aren’t as sharp as they used to be.
You’ll recall that at one time it was assumed that Giuliani would be in the cabinet, perhaps as attorney general. But gossip at the time held that Trump noticed that Giuliani was dozing off in meetings and didn’t think he was sharp enough for a big job. So he put him in charge of some cyber-security program, which Giuliani promised to get right on as soon as he figured out how to set the clock on his brand new VCR. That was the last we heard about it.
Indeed, the former New York mayor and prosecutor hasn’t been heard from much at all during this presidency until Trump decided to bring him on as one of his personal lawyers in the Russia probe. It’s clear that these two guys are happy to be back in the saddle doing what they do best: Working the tabloid media to get their names in the papers. The problem is that this particular talent is irrelevant at best, and likely counterproductive, when it comes to the problem they face today.
In a nutshell, Giuliani confirmed that Trump had paid the Stormy Daniels hush money by “funneling” it through Cohen’s law firm in the form of monthly retainers paid out over the course of 2017 — while Trump was president, mind you — in the amount of $470,000. Giuliani explained that this covered the Daniels payment and that Cohen would “get a little profit” and some money to pay taxes. Giuliani further claimed that this was entirely personal and Trump knew nothing about it until after the raid on Cohen’s office, thus explaining why he had denied paying Daniels when asked about it on Air Force One a few weeks ago…”
Trump’s Russia strategy: Bash Mueller to beat impeachment article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/03/trump-lawyers-mueller-russia-probe-strategy-568481
Stupid is going to hurt when our big Orange turd ball ends up hanging himself while trying to erase his Russia and other scandals which keep growing exponentially.
Trump And Giuliani Try a New Strategy: Doubling Down on Total Idiocy article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/trump-and-giuliani-try-new-strategy-doubling-down-total-idiocy
The newest adventures of dumb and dumber continue, and will prove extremely entertaining.
Trump is drowning in lies article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/771197/trump-drowning-lies
All the lying from our impotent Liar and Thief is catching up to him and he’s running out of rope to hang himself with.
Trump’s ‘Free For All’ Cabinet and Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/trumps-free-for-all-cabinet-and-absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely-ab5f8ff79ec4
On the endless corruption of the Trump cabal:
“We’re living in a season of corruption the likes of which we haven’t seen but in a banana republic,” said Steve Schmidt, a veteran Republican Party operative and Trump critic. “. . . Everywhere you look you see incompetence, malfeasance, self-dealing and corruption.”
Inspiring words, indeed…
Ah, insanity and corruption, they go hand in hand… in STARK contrast to Trump and Melania.
Here’s Melania pictured in a new medical book about the effects of “hyper-extreme revulsion in females”, released by the New England Journal of Medicine…”
Donald Trump’s crisis of credibility reaches a new level article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/donald-trumps-crisis-credibility-reaches-new-level
Trump never had any credibility from day one as our illegitimate minority-elect president*, but now he’s made it even worse.
The Trump administration argues that adults shouldn’t have sex for fun article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-administration-argues-adults-shouldnt-sex-fun/
Our pussy grabbing president* suddenly believes abstinence is a good thing despite previously bragging about his alleged sexual prowess…
Is the Trump-Fox News-Wall Street Journal Unholy Alliance Starting to Crack Under the President’s Lies? article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/05/is-the-trump-fox-news-wall-street-journal-unholy-alliance-starting-to-crack-under-the-presidents-lies.html
Even our Liar-in-Chief’s ministry of propaganda is having a hard time dealing with all his never-ending lies.
Trump Tantrums And Demands That We Stop Talking About Stormy Daniels article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/04/trump-tantrums-and-demands-that-we-stop-talking-about-stormy-daniels-and-russia.html
Life is getting rough in Trump’s land of delusion and he’s having a difficult time handling it as he believes we should stop talking about all his crimes and talk about how smoothly things are supposedly going thanks to him:
“Trump threw a fit when asked about the Stormy Daniels payoff and called it crap, and the Russia investigation a witch hunt while complaining that nobody wants to talk about the fact that the country is running “so smooth.”
Video:
Trump said, “We’re not changing any stories. All I’m telling you is that this country is right now running so smooth. And to be bringing up that kind of crap and to be bringing up witch hunts all the time. That’s all you want to talk about. You’re going to see — excuse me.”…”
Trump and His Aides Have No Idea What They’re Talking About article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/05/trump-rudy-falsehoods/559703/
All the distractions in the world cannot and will not hide the endless depths of corruption spewing forth from our malevolent minority-elect president* and the blithering idiot and his moronic minions are self-destructing.
RUDY GIULIANI AND THE DESPERATE CAMPAIGN TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT article from The New Yorker. –
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/rudy-giuliani-and-the-desperate-campaign-to-protect-the-president
Our Ignoramus-in-Chief’s duplicitous stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving as it takes Center stage on a daily basis as the desperation to save his corrupt ass grows exponentially.
‘Worst Mistake I Ever Made’: Union Support Nosedives as Workers Express Regret for Trump Votes article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/05/04/worst-mistake-i-ever-made-union-support-nosedives-workers-express-regret-trump-votes
It appears that scores of those that voted for our Lord of the Lies are starting to realize they made a serious mistake.
Trump Is an Unrepentant Liar – The Mainstream Media Is Finally Calling Him One article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/trump-unrepentant-liar-mainstream-media-finally-calling-him-one
Our nefarious narcissist is a pathological liar and the media is finally starting to call him out on it:
“Donald Trump is a liar. The media is catching on. From a New York Times analysis piece by Peter Baker:
As of last week, the American public had been told that President Trump’s doctor had certified he would be “the healthiest individual ever elected.” That the president was happy with his legal team and would not hire a new lawyer. That he did not know about the $130,000 payment to a former pornographic film actress who claimed to have had an affair with him.
As of this week, it turns out that the statement about his health was not actually from the doctor but had been dictated by Mr. Trump himself. That the president has split with the leaders of his legal team and hired the same new lawyer he had denied recruiting. And that Mr. Trump himself had financed the $130,000 payment intended to buy the silence of the actress known as Stormy Daniels.
A Washington Post analysis piece from Dan Balz:…”
Trump once again seeking advice from ousted Steve Bannon as Chief of Staff Kelly is pushed to the side: report article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-seeking-advice-ousted-steve-bannon-chief-staff-kelly-pushed-side-report/
Once again Trump is looking for love in all the wrong places as he keeps getting bad advice from the morons that are trying to turn his failed presidency around – and still failing miserably.
Trump Threatens to ‘Close Up Our Country’ To Get Wall article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/06/trump-threatens-to-close-up-our-country-to-get-wall.html
Still threatening to shut down the government if he doesn’t get his Border Wall regardless of the damage it would do to Him and the GOP.
After a week of challenges, Trump reaches for silver linings article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/04/trump-week-challenges-nra-supporters-569677
Our numb nutted nitwit used a campaign rally to spew new lies while soaking up adoration from the minority of minions that support him while trying to deny that his land of delusion is imploding.
Giuliani Makes Shocking Admissions About Trump on Fox News article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/06/312966.html
Trump may be under investigation for collusion with Russia in the Southern District of New York:
“Rudy Giuliani went on Fox News again Saturday for the third time this week and used the opportunity to defend Donald Trump while attacking Robert Mueller and James Comey. Rudy’s rambling rant was unhinged and made about as much sense as Trump’s tweets on Thursday that apparently were written by a lawyer.
Concerning the Trump/Cohen payoff to Stormy Daniels, the headlines will read something like “Giuliani admits he doesn’t know the facts.” But what lawyer will give a legal conclusion without knowing the facts? And that is exactly what Giuliani did Saturday night on the Justice with Judge Jeanine show, hosted by Jeanine Pirro.
But before we get more into that, we have to point out something else Giuliani said which will not make headlines but could be more important.
Referring to the investigation into collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, Giuliani said “That case should be dismissed by the Southern District of New York.”…”
Another week of lies and still Trump, the huckster, keeps his tawdry show going article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/06/another-week-of-lies-trump-cheap-huckster-keeps-tawdry-show-going
All the lies and endless scandals that keep cropping up to take Trump down reveal how delusional life in his alternate reality really is.
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