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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 268

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Yet another lie begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as his claims about the FBI telling the White House they didn’t want to investigate Kavanaugh’s sexual misconduct allegations are blatantly false – he doesn’t want the FBI to investigate his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ for obvious reasons, our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler explains how wet water is as only his mentally deficient 4th grade level mind can, Benedict Donald’s obstructions of justice keep growing exponentially, learning how to recognize and deal with our Orwellian Orange Charlatan’s lies and deceptions will go a long way towards ending them, Trump backtracks on releasing information and further obstructing justice for fear of cementing impeachment once his GOP brown shirts lose control of Congress and so much more.

Trump Lied Again: The FBI Never Told Him or Anyone at the White House They Didn’t Want to Investigate Kavanaugh article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/18/trump-lied-again-the-fbi-never-told-him-or-anyone-at-the-white-house-they-didnt-want-to-investigate-kavanaugh.html

Our dimwitted dip shit lied yet again to try and avoid the embarrassment of his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ being investigated for sexual misconduct for obvious reasons…

As the Trump Scandals Grow, Believe What You’re Seeing article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/trump-fbi-declassification-mueller-scandal-constitutional-crisis.html

Benedict Donald keeps telling his moronic minions to disregard all the reports of his criminal actions because they’re ‘fake news,’ despite the obvious fact that they are indeed true as the bubbles in his land of delusion continue bursting.

Trump’s Lies About Russia Dossier Debunked Once Again article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/donald-trump-russia-dossier-lies-debunked

Our national embarrassment keeps trying to deflect and lie about his imminent implosion from his Russia scandal, but, as with everything else he does, is failing miserably.

Water, the American President Explained, Is Wet article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23316282/president-trump-hurricane-florence-wettest-from-the-standpoint-of-water/

Our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who speaks at a 4th grade level, is trying to make himself look less foolish after his Hurricane Maria response, but to no avail:

“Obviously, there are more pressing issues. For instance, the White House can ask the FBI to investigate Christine Blasey Ford’s accusations against Brett Kavanaugh before next week’s Senate hearing—as George H.W. Bush’s did into those made by Anita Hill in 1991—but the president has repeatedly lied, suggesting the FBI “doesn’t want to be involved.” He could just ask them to get involved. Republicans are also refusing to include Mark Judge, the other man allegedly in the room for the incident, in the hearing. The president is again attacking the attorney general for failing to serve as his personal lawyer, and said supposed corruption in the FBI is “truly a cancer on our country” as the agency investigates him and his associates.

But even with all that this Wednesday morning, we have to ask: can’t the president just occasionally stick to the script?

“This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water.” He added: “It certainly is not good.”…”

Trump’s most trusted national security adviser? Himself. article from CNN News. –
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/19/politics/trump-bolton-national-security-council/index.html

The fact that our nefarious narcissist doesn’t listen to anyone else or pay attention to facts and truth speaks volumes as to how ignorant and corrupt he truly is – and why it’ll be amazing if he actually finishes his first term.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 267

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with his tweeting his most recent conspiracy theory about the Puerto Rico hurricane death toll – sinking to yet another new low as he desperately tries to save his fraudulent failed presidency, our national embarrassment’s Russia scandal is about to get worse, a look at what comes next once our treasonous president* is out of office, taking his profound corruption and ignorance to new lows on a routine basis isn’t doing our Dystopian Orange dumb ass any favors, proving yet again that he is mentally unfit and incapable of occupying the White House as his scandals continue pulling him further down the drain and lots more.

In unhinged tweets, Trump claims Democrats rigged hurricane death toll in Puerto Rico article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-puerto-rico-death-truther-3000-florence-8f615ba0c3ff/

Now our Twitter tyrant is fabricating a conspiracy theory claiming that Democrats and Puerto Rico lied about the number of deaths, taking his profound ignorance to yet another new low.

Trump concocts onspiracy theory to explain Puerto Rico death toll article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-concocts-conspiracy-theory-explain-puerto-rico-death-toll

More on our gift that keeps on giving’s latest conspiracy theory – which is obviously false – to distract from his failure in the Puerto Rico Hurricane and incompetence that cost almost 3,000 people their lives.

Donald trump’s absolutely mind-boggling assault on facts is actually picking up steam article from CNN. –
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/13/politics/donald-trump-truth-facts-lies/index.html

Our Lord of the Lies has serious issues about being unable to tell the truth and it just keeps getting worse.

White House Blames The Liberal Media For Trump’s Disgusting Puerto Rico Lie article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/13/white-house-puerto-rico-lie.html

One – of many – serious fatal flaws our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler has is that regardless of how totally corrupt and stupid he is, it’s always someone else’s fault:

“Instead of walking back Donald Trump‘s disgusting comments on Thursday that called the Puerto Rico casualty count fake news, the White House doubled down.

In a baffling statement to CNN, White House spokesman Hogan Gidley said Trump‘s lie from earlier in the day was a response to the “liberal media and the San Juan Mayor who sadly have tried to exploit the devastation by pushing out a constant stream of misinformation and false accusations.”

The full statement via CNN‘s Kaitlan Collins:

Manafort agrees to deal cooperating with Mueller article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/manafort-plea-deal-cooperating-with-special-counsel-robert-mueller-trump-6e621de30c6c/

Our treasonous national embarrassment’s Russia scandal is about to get much worse – as are his Twitter tirades, lies, delusions and meltdowns.

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Revelations of his total corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as someone inside the White House is leaking details of his complete incompetence, Trump’s war on the truth is causing him yet more problems and meltdowns, Benedict Donald’s Ministry of Propaganda called him out on his lies about the GDP and unemployment, for our Liar-in-Chief nothing celebrates 9/11 like repeating lies about ‘no collusion’ and feigning innocence for your treasonous crimes, why our dystopian Orange dip shit will always be a failure because he’s too closed minded and incapable of learning due to his diminished mental capacities, parts of Trump’s moronic minority of minions are beginning to abandon him and much more.

The ‘Deep State’ Calls Are Coming From Inside Trump’s White House article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/deep-state-calls-are-coming-inside-trumps-white-house

Revelations that someone inside our dimwitted dip shit’s own White House is leaking details of the complete incompetence emanating from him and thoughts that he won’t last through his first term.

Here’s why Trump’s attacks on Bob Woodward are a total ‘PR 101’ failure article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-why-trumps-attacks-on-bob-woodward-are-a-total-pr-101-failure/

Our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – primarily because he’s too corrupt and incompetent to fight it since all he ever does is lie about everything:

Trump Today: President makes false claim about GDP and unemployment article from Market Watch. –
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-today-president-makes-false-claim-about-gdp-and-unemployment-2018-09-10

All our demented delinquent ever does is lie about everything and it’s about to burst the bubble in his land of delusion and bring him down.

Trump Blows A Gasket After Getting Destroyed By Bog Woodward On Live Television article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/10/bob-woodward-trump.html

Yet another in a growing line of books describing the complete incompetence of the Trump White House is – as predicted – causing our feckless fuhrer to have his typical meltdown:

“Bob Woodward took apart Trump and called the president at war with the truth and detached from what is going on. Trump responded with an epic gasket blowing tantrum.

Video of Bob Woodward on Today:

Woodward said, “There’s a war on truth by him. And he says these are unnamed sources. But these are not unnamed incidents. Specific people on specific dates. The book opening with Gary Cohn, the chief economic adviser in the white house, lifting a document from the president’s desk because he — Cohn worries, as he tells an associate, I have to protect the country because this will unravel a trade deal, which will jeopardize one of the most important intelligence operations we have going on. And the document is reprinted in the book there, and the president is saying, well, if he had known about this, he would have fired Gary Cohn in two seconds. We didn’t know about it because the document was taken.”…”

Trump’s Monday tweets show search for a response to Woodward and President Obama article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/10/1794636/-Trump-s-Monday-tweets-show-search-for-a-response-to-Woodward-and-President-Obama

Our Twitter tyrant just can’t seem to grasp the facts that he is illegitimate and much less popular than his predecessor and that the sordid details of his incorrigibly incompetent and corrupt tenure as president* are causing his failed presidency to go down in flames.

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The primary reason nobody wants him to speak at their memorial service begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* who was shunned from speaking at John McCain’s funeral because all he does is talk about himself while lying about non-existent accomplishments, our Liar and Thief’s latest trade deal with Mexico is showing to be yet another of his fraudulent scams, evidence of our dimwitted dip shit’s mental deficiencies spreading like wild fire, Hair Hitler’s list of impeachable offenses – as well as his multitude of other crimes – keeps growing, our cheeto fuhrer really wants to be a dictator – despite the obvious fact that he’s too stupid and corrupt to pull something like that off, the irony of having a treasonous president* bitching about libel laws, in 24 hours our impotent imbecile suggested curbing two constitutional freedoms and so much more.

Here’s one of the biggest reasons why nobody wants Trump to speak at their memorial service article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-one-biggest-reasons-nobody-wants-trump-speak-memorial-service/

Primarily because our nefarious narcissist can’t stop talking about himself and lying about his delusional accomplishments.

NY Attorney General: Trump Charity Illegally Bankrolled His Campaign article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/ny-attorney-general-trump-charity-illegally-bankrolled-his-campaign.html

Our dimwitted dip shit won’t be able to pardon his way out of this or avoid being held accountable since it’s not a federal crime – and it could easily take him down.

Revised NAFTA Shows Every Sign of Being Another Trump Scam article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/31/revised-nafta-shows-every-sign-of-being-another-trump-scam/

Like the rest of his fraudulent agenda, our Liar and Thief’s latest farcical trade deal with Mexico is nothing but a scam.

Trump Sets A New Record For Declaring Things Fake article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/trump-sets-a-new-record-for-declaring-things-fake.html

Our fake president’s war on fake news to distract from his imminent implosion is really starting to make him look more ignorant:

“Trump broke his own previous record sending out 46 tweets in August declaring various things “fake or phony.”

( link for ‘NPR’ below – https://www.npr.org/2018/09/02/643761979/president-trumps-description-of-whats-fake-is-expanding )
NPR analyzed Trump’s tweets and found, “An NPR analysis found that in the month of August, Trump sent out 46 tweets containing the words “fake” or “phony,” far surpassing his previous record. (Two of the tweets were later deleted to fix typos)….In June 2018, a month with 31 “fake” or “phony” tweets, Trump took issue with coverage of the Singapore summit with North Korea, family separation along the U.S.-Mexico border and, as usual, the Russia investigation.”

Here is the chart of Trump’s increasing declarations of fake:

Donald Trump Isn’t the Victim of a Witch-Hunt. He’s Leading It. article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-isnt-the-victim-of-a-witch-hunt-hes-leading-it

How his lies and propaganda over his exponentially growing corruption scandals are making our national embarrassment look like the piece of shit that he is.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 263

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with a satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become since he was ‘elected’ by a minority, our fake president continues his war on fake news by tweeting about a fake conspiracy theory to distract from his failed presidency, how everyone in Trumpland is corrupt, his desperation to deflect from his Russia scandal is growing, still bragging – though lying – about accomplishments that don’t exist, our gift that keeps on giving screws over federal employees after passing his fraudulent tax reform scam and his popularity is tanking – to the lowest it has been since being ‘elected,’ our angry creamsicle is growing more psychotic as the bubbles burst in his land of delusion and much more.

17 Great Things About Donald Trump Dumbing Down The Presidency article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/17-great-things-about-donald-trump-dumbing-down-the-presidency-ac366a826f41

A satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become courtesy of our dimwitted dip shit, including the fact that morons now have a famous Orange mascot…

Trump Wants To Regulate Google After He Saw Some Fake News About Rigged Search Results article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/28/trump-wants-to-regulate-google-after-he-saw-some-fake-news-about-rigged-search-results.html

After watching his Ministry of Propaganda’s faux news report over a conspiracy theory that has already been repeatedly debunked, our Twitter tyrant decided to tweet about it to distract from his imminent implosion, and now thinks he’s going to regulate it since it’s ‘rigged:’

Trump Is Reportedly Very Jealous of All the Attention John McCain Is Getting Because He’s Dead article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-is-reportedly-very-jealous-of-all-the-attention-j-1828652373

Our gift that keeps on giving just loves showing us – almost on a daily basis – that he has serious mental deficiencies and is totally unfit to occupy the White House.

What? Me Deplorable? article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/28/what-me-deplorable/

How stupidity and malfeasance have become the political norm under America’s most corrupt-ever president*:

“In the Age of Trump, American politics has come to resemble a drearily formulaic, militantly lowbrow, cutthroat, reality TV show. As per the formula, each day’s news all but invites us to imagine a contest in which the most deplorable wins – gets to stay on the island, as it were, or to avoid being fired.

Trump would be a strong contender in his own right, though, if he were still only a sleazy, politically connected, wheeler-dealer flimflam man with bad taste, too much money, and a penchant for riding around in golf carts, nobody would pay him any mind. There are plenty more where he came from, and most of them are more interesting than he is.

But he is the president, and therefore cannot be ignored.

Indeed, so far from being ignored, corporate media can’t find time to talk about anything else. He came out on top in the electoral circus, and there is nothing to do now but deal with the consequences…”

The President Is a White-Nationalist Mob Boss – and His Base Doesn’t Care article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-president-is-a-white-nationalist-mob-boss-and-his-base-doesnt-care/

As Donald’s despotic delusions of grandeur continue unraveling due to his profound corruption and stupidity, the minority of minions that support him will also unravel – and why it’s time to stop giving them both a microphone to dominate the news cycles.

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How his corrupt, failed presidency will end begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as eventually all tyrants – or in this case, aspiring tyrants – are abandoned by their followers, once again Trump’s ignorance with words and tweets comes back to haunt him, the cancer that is Trump’s illegitimate presidency, our nefarious narcissist is having major meltdowns over his impending implosion from all his corruption scandals and he’s not handling it well, yet another example of his tweeting delusions, lies and conspiracy theories to distract from his failed presidency, how rewarding criminality makes his administration more illegitimate and much more.

How This Will End article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/the-end-of-trumps-reign/568480/

Our feckless fuhrer’s despotic delusions of grandeur aren’t going to end well and it will hit him harder than most.

Cohen, Pecker, Weisselberg: The Men With Trump’s Secrets Work for the Feds Now article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/cohen-pecker-and-weisselberg-the-men-with-trumps-secrets-work-for-the-feds-now

Grab some popcorn: Our dimwitted dip shit’s meltdowns and Twitter tantrums are going to be working overtime as the men with all his secrets start spilling the goods about his exponential corruption.

The week Trump’s own words caught up with him article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/week-trumps-words-caught-163333323.html

Our Twitter tyrant has a real bad habit of ignorantly speaking and tweeting without thinking and eventually it comes roaring back to bite him – yet he never learns…

Trump’s Long War with Justice article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/08/23/donald-trump-jeff-sessions-justice-department-war-219592

Our demented Demagogue has a long history of committing criminal acts and attacking his enemies when the truth comes out, but this time it’s a war he’s going to lose bigly:

“In the year and seven months Donald Trump has been the president he has pummeled the Department of Justice on a nearly daily basis.

He has put “Justice” in scare quotes on Twitter. He has called the department “an embarrassment” and its agents and those of the Federal Bureau of Investigation “hating frauds.” He repeatedly has described “discredited” special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe as a “Rigged Witch Hunt” run by “Thugs” and as a “sham” that “should be shut down.” On Thursday, he ratcheted up his sustained humiliation and denunciation of his own attorney general, questioning his manhood, his loyalty and his control over his agency, prompting Jeff Sessions, uncharacteristically, to lash back. This behavior, according to Justice officials, law professors and presidential historians I have spoken with, adds up to an “astonishing” “sledgehammer” attack on the “basic tenets of constitutional government”—unprecedented in the annals of the office he holds.

It is by no means, however, unprecedented in the long life of Trump. He’s fought Justice before. In fact, the legal pressure exerted on him over the past year-plus by the special counsel constitutes a bookend of sorts to Trump’s career, which began much the same way—with a protracted, bitter battle with the DOJ and the FBI.

In 1973, the federal government sued Trump and his father, alleging systematic racial discrimination in the rentals at their dozens of New York City apartment buildings. Often interpreted mostly as confirmation of Trump’s deep-seated racial animus, it is at this point perhaps better understood as the origin of his distrust of federal law enforcement. It is where he first learned to view the government not as a potential righter of wrongs but as an impediment to his business interests, not as a protector of less powerful citizens but as a meddlesome obstacle in his pursuit of profit. And it is where he first demonstrated how he would combat it—with the same unapologetic, counterpunching, deny-and-delay, distractions-laced playbook on display today. When Rudy Giuliani earlier this year tagged FBI officials as “storm troopers,” it was not the first time an attorney advocating for Trump had used that term in that way. That was Roy Cohn. In 1974. Long before Michael Cohen worked for Trump, the chief counsel of disgraced Joseph McCarthy’s red-baiting Senate subcommittee of 1950s infamy would become Trump’s most important adviser and most indispensable fixer—and the indelible Cohn-Trump mind meld of a partnership kick-started with this case…”

Trump Is Under At Least 4 Different Lines Of Criminal And Civil Investigation article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/24/trump-is-under-at-least-4-different-lines-of-criminal-and-civil-investigation.html

Our lackluster lame duck president* is in a lot of trouble, and whether he’s impeached or not, his failed presidency is essentially over:

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with former Trump attorney Michael Cohen claiming he has information ‘of interest’ to Mueller and that he won’t accept a pardon from Trump – who keeps desperately lying about his involvement, our Liar and Thief’s sordid past is finally catching up to him as the country finally realizes they have a crook in the White House, our feckless fuhrer is delusional enough to believe he’s above the law – and he’s not, our Ignoramus-in-Chief is so delusional that he thinks he can’t be impeached because he’s doing a great job – proving yet again that he has lost all touch with reality and is unfit to be in the White House, it has become impossible for our dysfunctional Orange dip shit and his legal team to defend the indefensible and much more.

Michael Cohen has information ‘of interest’ to Robert Mueller, would not accept Trump pardon, lawyer says article from ABC on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/michael-cohen-information-interest-robert-mueller-lawyer-says-111707823–abc-news-topstories.html?.tsrc=bell-brknews

Our dimwitted dip shit keeps accusing Cohen of lying, but evidence Cohen claims he has will bury Trump’s sorry ass and he knows it.

Rachel Maddow Adds To Trump’s Nightmares With Potential Indictment Of The Trump Organization article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/21/rachel-maddow-trump-organization-indictment.html

Life is about to get very interesting in our feckless fuhrer’s land of delusion now that everyone in his corrupt family can be held accountable for their fraudulent actions so prepare for more epic Twitter tantrums as his meltdowns come fast and furious:

Trump Lashes Out at Michael Cohen as Fallout From Guilty Plea Escalates article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-lashes-out-at-michael-cohen-as-fallout-from-guilt-1828517356

The guilt from being implicated in criminal actions stemming from his Russia scandal are taking a toll on our impotent imbecile and he’s not handling it well.

Just Like Nixon: Here’s How Trump’s Sordid Past Is Finally Catching Up to Him article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/just-nixon-heres-how-trumps-sordid-past-finally-catching-him

Anyone familiar with our Liar and Thief’s criminal past knew this was coming:

“Lock her up!”

Roared at the Republican National Convention and every Donald Trump rally up to the present day, that ferocious chant now has a distinctly ironic ring. Several presidential henchmen who encouraged that ugly smear of Hillary Clinton — still innocent and still free — are on their way to prison. And there is reason to believe that they will not be the last of the president’s associates, possibly including his kin, to end up behind bars.

According to a jury of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s peers, Manafort is guilty on eight felony counts. Former Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates copped a plea and testified against Manafort, but he’s going to jail, too. Michael Flynn, who advised the Trump campaign and then served very briefly as national security adviser in the White House, likewise pled guilty and will do time. (He led that nasty chant at the convention, a moment that will be replayed forever as his most memorable act.) And now Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal attorney and consigliere, has entered a plea agreement on eight violations of banking, tax and campaign finance laws.

Nobody who has followed Donald Trump’s career, dating back many years before he entered politics, should be surprised by these events. Nor should anyone be surprised that Trump would express “regret” over the fall of Manafort for his many crimes against the United States. As Craig Unger explains in his new book, House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia, the developer/casino magnate/reality TV star has cultivated connections with the underworld for decades. He built Trump Tower with illegal immigrant labor and concrete supplied by the Mafia — and gave an apartment there to the girlfriend of a mobbed-up Teamster boss. Millions of dollars have been poured into Trump properties from gangsters around the world in massive money-laundering operations…”

The President Is a Crook article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/the-president-is-a-crook/568123/

No shit. Hard to believe it took this long for the American people to start finding that out, but now they have to choose between the illegitimate criminal in the White House who has belonged behind bars for years and the Rule of Law.

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with how the cesspool of corruption he created despite his lies of draining the swamp have hastened his imminent downfall and failed presidency, our fraudulent feckless fuhrer added one more impeachable offense to his growing list of crimes he’s already committed, the pressure from his ongoing Russia scandal is adversely affecting Comrade Cheetolini and it’s making him appear even more guilty as he keeps digging himself a deeper hole he can’t slither out of, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news and he can’t handle it, all the personal attacks on his enemies reveals our angry Orange creamsicle’s despotic delusions of grandeur on full display and Mueller is taking notice and so much more.

Swamp Thing: Donald Trump Is ‘Boss Tweet’ of the DC Ooze article from BuzzFlash. –
http://buzzflash.com/commentary/swamp-thing-donald-trump-is-boss-tweet-in-the-dc-ooze

America’s most corrupt-ever president* lied when he promised to drain the swamp and has in fact turned it into quite the cesspool of corruption.

Thanks to their NDAs, Trump officials have no credibility. These clips prove it. article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-nondisclosure-agreements-katrina-pierson-marc-lotter-omarosa-e65d2f9b5327/

Not that they ever had any credibility to begin with, and since the NDAs are illegal and non-binding, it makes our dimwitted dip shit and the miscreants he calls his administration even more illegitimate.

Rachel Maddow Just Nailed Trump For Committing Another Impeachable Offense article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/15/maddow-nails-trump-impeachable-offense.html

With all the crimes our fraudulent feckless fuhrer has already committed, there’s not much harm or shame in adding one more:

Tom Arnold insists the ‘N-word’ tape exists – and Trump and his former ‘Apprentice’ producer are terrified article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/tom-arnold-insists-n-word-tape-exists-trump-former-apprentice-producer-terrified/

You can rest assured that there is plenty of proof on tape the our Liar and Thief is blatantly racist, the only question is how bad it will affect him:

“Actor and comedian Tom Arnold said Wednesday that he knows with certainty that a tape exists of Donald Trump saying the N-word, as well as other horrible things.

In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Arnold said that he has known Trump for 30 years and that the president was always begging him to do “The Apprentice.”

“It is such a crappy show that I wouldn’t do it,” Arnold said. “Like, that is for real. That says a lot. Because I do everything.”

When it came to the infamous N-word tape, Arnold said that he has seen it and knows the people who have it…”

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Trump Draws a Direct Connection to the Russia Investigation and His Punishment of Brennan article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/16/trump-draws-a-direct-connection-to-the-russia-investigation-and-his-punishment-of-brennan.html

The beauty of having such an ignorant Twitter tyrant who doesn’t think before he tweets is that his true intentions inevitably end up being revealed when he slips up and admits to committing some of his crimes…

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The utter incompetence of his so-called legal team begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as their utter incompetence makes it obvious that his treasonous ass is going to crash and burn big time, prepare for yet more distractions from our impotent imbecile as his failed presidency continues imploding, trying to defend the indefensible isn’t working out too well for America’s most corrupt-ever president* or his moronic legal team, why taping conversations with Trump has become common practice – almost a necessity and much more.

Trump’s lawyer claims it’s unconstitutional for Mueller to question the president article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/jay-sekulow-argues-trump-is-above-law-article-ii-fox-and-friends-b64ff417f3da/

When you look at the so-called legal team our feckless fuhrer has assembled it becomes glaringly evident why Trump’s treasonous ass is going to fall – hard.

Trump’s lawyers don’t seem to know what a ‘perjury trap’ is article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-lawyers-dont-seem-know-what-perjury-trap

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given they don’t seem to know what collusion is either as they play stupid trying to defend the indefensible treachery perpetrated by our demented delinquent.

Trump threatens ‘to get involved’ in manic conspiracy meltdown over ongoing FBI investigation article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trump-threatens-get-involved-manic-conspiracy-meltdown-ongoing-fbi-investigation/

Prepare for yet another distraction as our impotent imbecile continues imploding over his ongoing scandals that are going to end his massively failed presidency.

Trump Blasts Peaceful NFL Protests While Ignoring Hateful White Supremacist Marches article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/11/trump-ignoring-hateful-white-supremacist.html

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given our feckless fuhrer’s racism:

“While Donald Trump devotes an enormous amount of time and passion blasting NFL players who peacefully exercise their first amendment rights, it’s telling that he has refused to take the same approach with white supremacist demonstrators who hatefully and violently exercise theirs.

The president has repeatedly spewed full-throated attacks on African-American football players, all while issuing weak and half-hearted non-condemnations of white supremacist hatred.

That was on full display Saturday when Trump responded to the one-year anniversary of the Charlottesville tragedy by denouncing “all types of racism” and giving himself credit for low black unemployment.

Filmmaker Spike Lee delivers a masterclass on why no one should ever trust President Trump article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/filmmaker-spike-lee-delivers-masterclass-no-one-ever-trust-president-trump/

Aside from the obvious, there are a multitude of reasons not to trust our Lord of the Lies, including catering to his racist base:

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 257

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with a look at the right way to discuss impeaching his treasonous ass to end the corrupt chaos and focus on the issues that matter, support for our demented delinquent seems to be weakening – which explains his need for his volatile rallies so he can try and prop himself up and quench his Authoritarian aspirations, when your Ministry of Propaganda turns on you it’s a problem, our fake president’s war on fake news is taking Orwellian characteristics as he delves into illegally subverting the media that reports on all his crimes and corruption, how targeting legal immigrants is proof that our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s policies are all about race, not the law, our Mango Mussolini keeps lying and distracting hoping that everyone will get tired of pointing out his corruption – despite the fact that it won’t work, how our Twitter tyrant’s existential stupidity – compounded by his inability to think before he speaks or tweets – could expedite his imminent implosion, it is impossible for Trump and his moronic legal team to defend his indefensible criminal acts, Trump’s farcical space force is about to take off and so much more.

The Right Way to Talk About Impeaching Donald Trump article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/right-way-talk-impeaching-donald-trump/

A look at the right way to discuss impeaching Trump’s treasonous ass and putting an end to the corrupt chaos while focusing on the issues that matter – which includes reversing much of the damage his ignorant ass has already caused.

Trump’s Support Is Much Weaker Than It Seems, New Study Shows article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/07/trumps-support-is-much-weaker-than-it-seems-new-study-shows.html

Support for our demented delinquent was probably never as strong as it seemed which is why he has to have his rallies since that’s the only place where it’s obvious.

American Democracy Flawed If One Shitty President Can Reverse 242-Year Run, Experts Say article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/american-democracy-flawed-if-one-shitty-president-can-reverse-242-year-run-experts-say-b62e1e2bf180

When a profoundly corrupt, moronic Orwellian Orange Charlatan can do the damage he’s done because his GOP Gestapo refuses to hold him accountable, Americans have a serious problem that needs to be addressed.

Donald Trump digs himself into deeper trouble – and his voters are finally noticing article from Salon. –
https://www.salon.com/2018/08/07/donald-trump-digs-himself-into-deeper-trouble-and-his-voters-are-finally-noticing/

Our feckless fuhrer just can’t seem to stop digging his own grave because of his profound corruption and stupidity – and his moronic mini me’s are beginning to notice:

“This past weekend, President Donald Trump tweeted a confession to the world that his top campaign operatives, Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner. had knowingly met with emissaries of the Russian government to receive information on his opponent, which he characterized as perfectly legal and routine, while also insisting that he knew nothing about it. In a previous era, this would have been a shocking development that would likely lead to impeachment. Regardless of the legality (and plenty of experts say it was indeed illegal) it was certainly unethical and unpatriotic.

There have been other cases in which campaigns were given stolen information. They went to the authorities with the information. They didn’t respond “I love it,” and then gather the campaign’s top guns to hear the pitch. (The one exception that we know of is that paragon of virtue Richard Nixon, of course, and the “Chenault Affair.”)

Trump is obviously very agitated. That tweet and dozens more, along with his increasingly unhinged rally appearances over the past few weeks, show a man under pressure who is not handling it well. That chaos is starting to catch up with him in a way he doesn’t seem to expect or understand.

Annie Karni of Politico reported this week that the president and his advisers now believe that his famous campaign statement that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue is pretty much true:…”

Trump’s new plan targeting legal immigrants is proof that the immigration debate is about race, not law article from NBC News. –
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-s-new-plan-targeting-legal-immigrants-proof-immigration-debate-ncna898526

If you look at our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s despotic delusions of grandeur and terrorism against immigrants, it has been obvious from day one that it was all about race and not the law…

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