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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 260

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Blowing a gasket after John Brennan’s interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as the growing pressure from his Russia scandal is taking its toll, Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are unraveling since he is unable to defend the indefensible and it’s causing more meltdowns for him and his legal team, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – and not handling it well as his imminent implosion continues unabated, the hypocrisy of a moron with authoritarian aspirations bitching about so-called McCarthyism is comical and quite entertaining, Trump is actually delusional enough to believe that he can take control of the investigation into his Russia scandal if he wants to – showing yet again that he has serious mental issues and is totally unfit to occupy the White House, Trump’s Twitter tantrums are going to increase as two of his closest cohorts were found guilty – and they definitely have evidence that implicates him and much more.

John Brennan’s Interview With Rachel Maddow Causes Trump To Lose His Mind article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/18/john-brennans-interview-with-rachel-maddow-causes-trump-to-lose-his-mind.html

The more he goes after all the witnesses and tries to obstruct justice, the more guilty our dimwitted dip shit makes himself look.

Trump reportedly plans to strip more security clearances to distract from the news cycle article from Vox. –
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/18/17750392/trump-security-clearance-john-brennan

Because there apparently isn’t already enough evidence indicting our lawless Liar and Thief, he’s going to commit more crimes to deflect from the fact that his illegitimate presidency is going down in flames due to his endless corruption and stupidity.

Trump’s Mental Health is Worsening: ‘Pray For Our Country’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/19/trumps-mental-health-is-worsening-pray-for-our-country.html

It has been obvious from day one that our feckless fuhrer has some serious mental deficits, but you can tell they’re getting worse.

‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Rudy Giuliani Has Epic Meltdown on Meet The Press article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-has-epic-meltdown-meet-press

Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are rapidly unraveling and his legal team is having a hard time accepting his imminent implosion and defending the indefensible:

“Attorney Rudy Giuliani insisted on Sunday that evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians can not be taken at face value because “truth isn’t truth.”

During an interview on NBC’s Meet the Press, Giuliani complained that special counsel Robert Mueller was taking too long to finish his investigation.

“Can’t you speed up Mueller’s report and can’t you have more credibility about getting Mueller’s report if you get the president to sit down with him?” NBC host Chuck Todd posited.

“Get the word credibility out of it. We have plenty of credibility,” Giuliani snapped. “It is a week and a half later and they have not responded to our letter. Now, don’t tell me that we’re delaying this if they are spending a week and a half getting back to us.”…”

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth!’: Rudy Giuliani Puts Trump’s Problem With Facts Into Words article from Slate.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/08/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-puts-trumps-problems-with-facts-into-words.html

Granted, defending the indefensible is impossible given our lackluster lame duck president’s* current and past criminal activities, but having a moronic lawyer making you look more foolish isn’t doing him any favors.

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The utter incompetence of his so-called legal team begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as their utter incompetence makes it obvious that his treasonous ass is going to crash and burn big time, prepare for yet more distractions from our impotent imbecile as his failed presidency continues imploding, trying to defend the indefensible isn’t working out too well for America’s most corrupt-ever president* or his moronic legal team, why taping conversations with Trump has become common practice – almost a necessity and much more.

Trump’s lawyer claims it’s unconstitutional for Mueller to question the president article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/jay-sekulow-argues-trump-is-above-law-article-ii-fox-and-friends-b64ff417f3da/

When you look at the so-called legal team our feckless fuhrer has assembled it becomes glaringly evident why Trump’s treasonous ass is going to fall – hard.

Trump’s lawyers don’t seem to know what a ‘perjury trap’ is article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-lawyers-dont-seem-know-what-perjury-trap

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given they don’t seem to know what collusion is either as they play stupid trying to defend the indefensible treachery perpetrated by our demented delinquent.

Trump threatens ‘to get involved’ in manic conspiracy meltdown over ongoing FBI investigation article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trump-threatens-get-involved-manic-conspiracy-meltdown-ongoing-fbi-investigation/

Prepare for yet another distraction as our impotent imbecile continues imploding over his ongoing scandals that are going to end his massively failed presidency.

Trump Blasts Peaceful NFL Protests While Ignoring Hateful White Supremacist Marches article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/11/trump-ignoring-hateful-white-supremacist.html

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given our feckless fuhrer’s racism:

“While Donald Trump devotes an enormous amount of time and passion blasting NFL players who peacefully exercise their first amendment rights, it’s telling that he has refused to take the same approach with white supremacist demonstrators who hatefully and violently exercise theirs.

The president has repeatedly spewed full-throated attacks on African-American football players, all while issuing weak and half-hearted non-condemnations of white supremacist hatred.

That was on full display Saturday when Trump responded to the one-year anniversary of the Charlottesville tragedy by denouncing “all types of racism” and giving himself credit for low black unemployment.

Filmmaker Spike Lee delivers a masterclass on why no one should ever trust President Trump article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/filmmaker-spike-lee-delivers-masterclass-no-one-ever-trust-president-trump/

Aside from the obvious, there are a multitude of reasons not to trust our Lord of the Lies, including catering to his racist base:

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with a look at the right way to discuss impeaching his treasonous ass to end the corrupt chaos and focus on the issues that matter, support for our demented delinquent seems to be weakening – which explains his need for his volatile rallies so he can try and prop himself up and quench his Authoritarian aspirations, when your Ministry of Propaganda turns on you it’s a problem, our fake president’s war on fake news is taking Orwellian characteristics as he delves into illegally subverting the media that reports on all his crimes and corruption, how targeting legal immigrants is proof that our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s policies are all about race, not the law, our Mango Mussolini keeps lying and distracting hoping that everyone will get tired of pointing out his corruption – despite the fact that it won’t work, how our Twitter tyrant’s existential stupidity – compounded by his inability to think before he speaks or tweets – could expedite his imminent implosion, it is impossible for Trump and his moronic legal team to defend his indefensible criminal acts, Trump’s farcical space force is about to take off and so much more.

The Right Way to Talk About Impeaching Donald Trump article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/right-way-talk-impeaching-donald-trump/

A look at the right way to discuss impeaching Trump’s treasonous ass and putting an end to the corrupt chaos while focusing on the issues that matter – which includes reversing much of the damage his ignorant ass has already caused.

Trump’s Support Is Much Weaker Than It Seems, New Study Shows article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/07/trumps-support-is-much-weaker-than-it-seems-new-study-shows.html

Support for our demented delinquent was probably never as strong as it seemed which is why he has to have his rallies since that’s the only place where it’s obvious.

American Democracy Flawed If One Shitty President Can Reverse 242-Year Run, Experts Say article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/american-democracy-flawed-if-one-shitty-president-can-reverse-242-year-run-experts-say-b62e1e2bf180

When a profoundly corrupt, moronic Orwellian Orange Charlatan can do the damage he’s done because his GOP Gestapo refuses to hold him accountable, Americans have a serious problem that needs to be addressed.

Donald Trump digs himself into deeper trouble – and his voters are finally noticing article from Salon. –
https://www.salon.com/2018/08/07/donald-trump-digs-himself-into-deeper-trouble-and-his-voters-are-finally-noticing/

Our feckless fuhrer just can’t seem to stop digging his own grave because of his profound corruption and stupidity – and his moronic mini me’s are beginning to notice:

“This past weekend, President Donald Trump tweeted a confession to the world that his top campaign operatives, Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner. had knowingly met with emissaries of the Russian government to receive information on his opponent, which he characterized as perfectly legal and routine, while also insisting that he knew nothing about it. In a previous era, this would have been a shocking development that would likely lead to impeachment. Regardless of the legality (and plenty of experts say it was indeed illegal) it was certainly unethical and unpatriotic.

There have been other cases in which campaigns were given stolen information. They went to the authorities with the information. They didn’t respond “I love it,” and then gather the campaign’s top guns to hear the pitch. (The one exception that we know of is that paragon of virtue Richard Nixon, of course, and the “Chenault Affair.”)

Trump is obviously very agitated. That tweet and dozens more, along with his increasingly unhinged rally appearances over the past few weeks, show a man under pressure who is not handling it well. That chaos is starting to catch up with him in a way he doesn’t seem to expect or understand.

Annie Karni of Politico reported this week that the president and his advisers now believe that his famous campaign statement that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue is pretty much true:…”

Trump’s new plan targeting legal immigrants is proof that the immigration debate is about race, not law article from NBC News. –
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-s-new-plan-targeting-legal-immigrants-proof-immigration-debate-ncna898526

If you look at our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s despotic delusions of grandeur and terrorism against immigrants, it has been obvious from day one that it was all about race and not the law…

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Being blissfully unaware that some of his instructions are ignored begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as his ignorant boasts of ‘strong leadership’ make him appear all the more pitiful, our Manchurian Orange maggot’s despotic delusions of grandeur are on full display with all the lies and propaganda he spews at his rallies in an attempt to build a cult-like following while thinking he’s a Supreme leader, our demented delinquent admitted that he’s trying to destroy Obamacare – which, like everything else he does, is illegal, the perils of Trump’s ineptitude, the reason Trump’s GOP Gestapo refuses to hold him accountable for his actions and crimes, White House election probe reveals that Trump lied about widespread voter fraud after he lost the popular vote bigly, Trump’s Twitter tirades are coming more frequently as he realizes that Mueller is coming for his profoundly corrupt ass and there isn’t a thing he can do to stop it and lots more.

Trump may bark orders, but US officials sometimes ignore them article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-may-bark-orders-us-officials-sometimes-ignore-them

Our feckless fuhrer loves boasting about ‘strong leadership’ but many of his orders are ignored, which makes him and his boasts look even more pitiful.

Trump and the Possibility of Authoritarian Rule in the US article from BuzzFlash. –
http://buzzflash.com/commentary/trump-and-the-possibility-of-authoritarian-rule-in-the-us

The constant lies and distractions from our Manchurian Orange maggot are designed to instill a cult-like culture for the minority that ‘elected’ him in hopes of initiating his despotic delusions of grandeur and elevating himself to authoritarian status – though it won’t work because the majority that didn’t ‘elect’ him won’t tolerate it.

‘He’s Scamming His Supporters’: Paul Krugman Calls the Media ‘Complicit’ in Trump’s Biggest Lie article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/hes-scamming-his-supporters-paul-krugman-calls-media-complicit-trumps-biggest-lie

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Despite the fact that his economic policies only enrich him and his fraudulent family and friends, America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* moronic mini me’s actually believe he’s helping them.

Trump’s Tweets and the Creation of ‘Illusory Truth’ article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/how-trumps-witch-hunt-tweets-create-an-illusory-truth/566693/

Our Liar and Thief keeps repeating lies about a ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion’ hoping that if he repeats if often enough and keeps the lies coming people will believe it – but the majority won’t:

“As Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election has heated up, so too have Donald Trump’s Twitter fingers. The president is fond of repeating certain disparaging phrases about Mueller’s investigation on the social media platform, repeatedly referring to it as a “hoax” and a “scam.” But his favorite moniker by far is “Witch Hunt”—embellished, in recent weeks, to “Rigged Witch Hunt”—which Trump has used a whopping 84 times this year alone in reference to Mueller’s investigation.

This repeated public condemnation is almost certainly having a psychological effect on how Americans view the investigation. Multiple studies have shown that when something is repeated often enough, people start to think of it as true, whether it actually is—a concept known as illusory truth. “When a statement is repeated, it starts to feel more familiar,” said Keith Payne, a psychology and neuroscience professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. “That feeling of familiarity is easily interpreted as the feeling of truth.” Payne is the co-author of a study that found that even when people know a claim is false, just a few repetitions can make them more likely to think it’s true.

Trump’s consistent tweeting—and the constant media coverage of those tweets—makes his favorite phrases familiar to the American public. And that familiarity could be key to making his claims seem plausible, even believable. By consistently referring to the investigation as a “hoax” and a “witch hunt,” Trump is framing the debate on his terms.

“If you start arguing about whether something is or isn’t a witch hunt, you’ve basically conceded that it’s plausible that it’s a witch hunt, or that that’s the right term to use,” says Tom Stafford, a cognitive scientist at the University of Sheffield in Britain. So when Trump says, over and over, that the Mueller investigation is a “rigged witch hunt,” people subconsciously begin to think the idea that it is a witch hunt could be plausible—even when there’s no evidence to substantiate that claim…”

THE DAY TRUMP TOLD US THERE WAS ATTEMPTED COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA article from The New Yorker. –
https://www.newyorker.com/news-desk/swamp-chronicles/the-day-trump-told-us-there-was-attempted-collusion-with-russia

All the constant lies about witch hunts, no collusion, it’s all a hoax, the fake war with the media calling him out on his lies and treachery and ever present distractions committed by our dystopian dotard are useless when his stupid ass admits that there was indeed collusion…

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* by learning how to deal with his war on truth since it plays no role in his alternate reality, our Twitter tyrant’s melt downs are coming fast and furious as his ongoing criminal investigations continue swallowing him whole – adding more fuel to the fire making himself look guilty as hell, our impotent imbecile is finding it more difficult defending his indefensible treachery as his moronic lawyer continues putting more nails in his proverbial coffin, every day our cancerous Orange parasite offers more evidence of his guilt via tweet while offering more proof that he is mentally unfit to occupy the White House, our Marmalade Miscreant’s imminent demise is taking its toll on him as more evidence of his guilt continues coming forth and there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it, our lackluster lame duck president’s* first fraudulent tax reform scam wasn’t enough so he has to screw Americans over even more for personal profit, listening to the moronic shadow cabinet that runs his freak show isn’t working out well for our demented delusionist and so much more.

Dealing With President Trump’s War On Truth article from Forbes. –
https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephaniedenning/2018/07/31/dealing-with-president-trumps-war-on-truth/#7d5f56fe73bc

How to deal with the never-ending lies that spew forth from our feckless fuhrer’s mouth – fact and truth play no role whatsoever in his alternate reality and that’s starting to cause some serious problems for him.

Donald Trump Says You Need A Picture ID To Buy Groceries In America article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-picture-id-groceries_us_5b60ea4ee4b0fd5c73d422fa

While spewing more lies and bull shit at his Tampa rally, on his quest to force voters to get ID’s to vote so millions of minorities are disenfranchised, our Ignoramus-in-Chief concocted new lies, this time about needing ID to buy groceries.

Collusion Is Worse Than a Crime article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/collusion-is-a-question-of-loyalty-not-legality/566606/

Our dimwitted dip shit has proved himself to be a threat to America’s National Security with all the crimes against the U.S. he has committed, including collusion – which in many forms is criminal.

Flynn, Comey, and Mueller: What Trump Knew and When He Knew It article from The New York Review of Books. –
https://www.nybooks.com/daily/2018/07/31/what-trump-knew-and-when-he-knew-it/

Mueller apparently already has a lot of evidence that implicates America’s most corrupt-ever president* in Obstruction of Justice and much more:

“Previously undisclosed evidence in the possession of Special Counsel Robert Mueller—including highly confidential White House records and testimony by some of President Trump’s own top aides—provides some of the strongest evidence to date implicating the president of the United States in an obstruction of justice. Several people who have reviewed a portion of this evidence say that, based on what they know, they believe it is now all but inevitable that the special counsel will complete a confidential report presenting evidence that President Trump violated the law. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees the special counsel’s work, would then decide on turning over that report to Congress for the House of Representatives to consider whether to instigate impeachment proceedings.

The central incident in the case that the president obstructed justice was provided by former FBI Director James B. Comey, who testified that Trump pressed Comey, in a private Oval Office meeting on February 14, 2017, to shut down an FBI criminal investigation of Trump’s former national security adviser, Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn. “I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go,” Comey has testified the president told him.

In an effort to convince Mueller that President Trump did not obstruct justice, the president’s attorneys have argued that the president could not have broken the law because the president did not know that Flynn was under criminal investigation when he pressured Comey to go easy on Flynn. In a confidential January 29 letter to the special counsel first reported by The New York Times, two of the president’s attorneys, John Dowd (who no longer represents Trump) and Jay Sekulow, maintained that the president did not obstruct justice because, even though Flynn had been questioned by the FBI, Trump believed that the FBI investigation was over, and that Flynn had been told that he’d been cleared.

On its face, this is a counter-intuitive argument—for if Trump believed that Flynn had been cleared and was no longer under investigation, there would have been no reason for the president to lean on Comey to end the FBI’s investigation—telling Comey that Trump hoped that Comey would be able to “see your way clear to letting this go.” Yet Trump’s attorneys have pursued this line of argument with the special counsel because perjury and obstruction cases depend largely on whether a prosecutor can demonstrate the intent and motivation of the person they want to charge. It’s not enough to prove that the person under investigation attempted to impede an ongoing criminal investigation; the statute requires a prosecutor to prove that the person did so with the corrupt intent to protect either himself or someone else from prosecution…”

Make America Dumb Again: Here Are the 8 Most Ridiculous Things Republicans Believe Now That Trump is President article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/make-america-dumb-again-here-are-8-most-ridiculous-things-republicans-believe-now-trump-president

The fact that Trump’s GOP Gestapo is covering up, aiding and abetting and protecting him doesn’t bode well for them and they are going to have a lot of explaining to do since they’re just as stupid and guilty as he is.

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Desperately trying to discredit Robert Mueller to derail his exponentially expanding Russia scandal begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* who feels the proverbial noose tightening around his neck, a primer on why you should never send your equally moronic miscreant lawyer to defend your indefensible treacherous actions, our gift that keeps on giving just keeps making his corruption investigations too easy, how our fake president’s war on fake news is creating truth crises – and why it’s important to recognize them for what they are and put an end to it and him and more.

Trump claims ‘business relationship’ with Mueller article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-business-relationship-mueller-215355613.html

Grab some popcorn since this is going to get entertaining now that our fraudulent feckless fuhrer’s desperation to derail Mueller’s exponentially growing investigations into his endless corruption is kicking into overdrive.

‘IT WAS NEVER PLAUSIBLE TRUMP DIDN’T KNOW’: A COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE COLLUSION QUESTION article from Vanity Fair. –
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/07/donald-trump-michael-cohen-trump-tower-russia

Despite his repeated lies about ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion,’ it is impossible to believe that our dimwitted dip shit wasn’t aware of what was going on within his campaign.

A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 79th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-79th-unpresidented-week-as-potus/

A look back at the most recent disastrous week of America’s worst-ever president’s* failed presidency.

Giuliani May Have Just Admitted Trump Colluded With Russia article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/07/30/giuliani-may-have-just-admitted-trump-colluded-with-russia.html

Why you should never send your moronic miscreant lawyer to defend your indefensible treachery:

“Did Rudy Giuliani just announce to the world that Donald Trump colluded with Russia in order win the U.S. presidency in 2016?

After Trump has spent the last several years tweeting and saying in public “no collusion” every chance he gets, his television lawyer may have just admitted on Fox & Friends that there was indeed “collusion” but that it is not a crime.

“Giuliani: “Collusion is not a crime”

A senior research psychologist explains why Trump is the exact opposite of a ‘stable genius’ article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/senior-research-psychologist-explains-trump-exact-opposite-stable-genius/

When you hear our demented delinquent refer to those that oppose him as having Trump derangement syndrome, it’s obvious that he and his ilk are the only ones that are deranged in any way as his delusions constantly reign supreme in everything he says and does.

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with the price he’s going to pay for not taking care of his former attorney who knows all about his fraudulent business dealings, his affairs, his numerous ties to Russia and more, yet more proof that our national embarrassment’s ‘America First’ rhetoric is nothing but another con job, Trump and his GOP brown shirt enablers are preparing yet another fraudulent tax scam in order to try and eviscerate Medicare and Social Security, why it’s time to hold our delusional Orange dumb ass and his GOP enablers accountable for their multiple Treasonous crimes against the U.S., our dystopian dotard once again threatened to shut down the government if he doesn’t receive more money for his border wall and so much more.

Why Michael Cohen Is a Triple Threat for Donald Trump article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/07/why-michael-cohen-is-a-triple-threat-for-donald-trump/

Micheal Cohen – our dimwitted dip shit’s former attorney and fixer – has tons of information on Trump’s fraudulent business dealings, his affairs, his ties to Russia and so much more.

Trump Has Changed His Mind A Lot On What He Knew About The Trump Tower Meeting article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-changing-on-russia-meeting_us_5b5b0c0be4b0de86f4964cf4

The problem with lying all the time is you can’t keep them all straight and now that our feckless fuhrer is desperately trying to avoid accountability and probable jail time, his demented distractions are losing their luster.

THE HELSINKI SUMMIT AND THE AWKWARD ART OF CLEANING UP TRUMP’S MESSES article from The New Yorker. –
https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-trumps-washington/the-helsinki-summit-and-the-awkward-art-of-cleaning-up-trumps-messes

Watching the utter incompetence of having to constantly clean up and try to dissuade the outcomes of our national embarrassment’s multiple weekly fuck-ups reveals just how degraded this country has become and that you can’t rely on or believe Washington in any fashion.

America first? Photos emerge of Trump-Pence 2020 campaign flags being made in China article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/26/1783629/-America-first-Photos-emerge-of-Trump-Pence-2020-campaign-flags-being-made-in-China

Trump’s entire illegitimate presidency is all about him first and screw everyone else, in this case over his ‘America First’ Con job:

“In classic con man fashion, the candidate and president who has sworn to bring manufacturing back to the United States isn’t making any attempt to start with his own campaign. In fact, as evidenced by these photos, the Trump campaign is actively getting their gear made in China. From the Associated Press description of the photo above:

A Chinese worker sews flags and banners for the U.S. President Donald Trump’s 2020 presidential re-election campaign to be exported to the United States of America at a factory in Fuyang city, east China’s Anhui province, 13 July 2018. The red, white and blue banners for U.S. President Donald Trump’s second-term campaign are ready to ship, emblazoned with the words “Keep America Great!” But they are made in eastern China and soon could be hit by punitive tariffs of Trump’s own making as he ratchets up a rancorous trade dispute with Beijing. At the Jiahao Flag Co Ltd in Anhui province, women operate sewing machines to hem the edges of “Trump 2020” flags the size of beach towels, while others fold and bundle them for delivery.

In another image, it appears they are also making U.S. flags, which can be seen stacked on the floor.

Lots of Truly Stupid Tweets Coming Out of the White House Today article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/lots-of-truly-stupid-tweets-coming-out-of-the-white-hou-1827930874

The stupidity of our Twitter tyrant is once again on full display as he desperately tries to save his illegitimate failed presidency because a lot more bad news is heading his way and his alternate reality is about to be shot down in flames.

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Wagging the dog begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he creates all kinds of distractions to desperately deflect from his illegitimate, failed criminal presidency, our demented delinquent appears to have lost all touch with reality, concocting another conspiracy theory – this time about his Russian puppet master wanting Democrats to win – to distract from his corruption driven implosion is making our impotent imbecile look spectacularly foolish, the hits just keep coming as more tapes keep being leaked which seem to prove his guilt and there’s not a damn thing he can do about it, Trump’s Russia scandal is about to get a lot more interesting as his former lawyer flips on him and much more.

The Art Of The Distraction article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-art-of-the-distraction/

How our feckless fuhrer is wagging the dog – creating all kinds of distractions to deflect from his failed, extremely criminal presidency.

Donald Trump’s latest conspiracy theory is impossible to follow – and that’s the point article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/donald-trumps-latest-conspiracy-theory-impossible-follow-thats-point/

Our national embarrassment thrives on concocting conspiracy theories, often as a distraction, to try and find ways to weasel out of being held accountable for his criminal actions because he can’t face facts or the truth.

Donald Trump, the Boy President Who Cried Wolf article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-the-boy-president-who-cried-wolf

Having our deranged Twitter tyrant threatening war with Iran – and creating all kinds of other falsehoods – highlights exactly why he isn’t fit for the office of the president and why he is and always will be illegitimate as his delusional tweets become his standard operating procedure.

Trump Just Attacked the Very Idea of Objective Reality: ‘What You’re Seeing and What You’re Reading Is Not What’s Happening’ article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/trump-just-attacked-very-idea-objective-reality-what-youre-seeing-and-what-youre

Our demented delinquent has lost all touch with reality and that issue needs to be addressed asap:

“Since President Donald Trump’s legacy in office is filled with broken promises and dismal failures, he and his defenders are working to create an alternative reality for his supporters to believe in where administration policy is a resounding success.

Trump made this strategy explicit Tuesday (as Kellyanne Conway once did when she coined the phrase “alternative facts”) in his speech at the VFW in Kansas City.

“This country is doing better than it ever has before, economically,” Trump said, touting his plan to slap tariffs on foreign goods.

He added: “It’s all working out. Just remember: what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”…”

Trump is losing control of his trade war article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/786271/trump-losing-control-trade-war

Trump’s tumultuous trade war is extremely moronic and it’s eviscerating many of his moronic mini me’s – it’s also a war that he doesn’t know how to conduct and will never win.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 251

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with more information on the fallout from the joke that was his farcical Russia summit and his capitulation to his puppet master in Helsinki, yet another example of our fake president’s fake news as he tries to create another NFL distraction so people will stop talking about his treason, tweeting more baseless bull shit to create other distractions as his failed presidency continues swirling around the drain, our impotent imbeciles Twitter meltdowns are coming more frequently as he’s unable to deflect attention from his treacherous Russia summit after kissing his puppet master’s ass, trying to instill his authoritarian ambitions in his alternate reality isn’t going to work too well for our marmalade miscreant plus so much more.

Rachel Maddow Tells America To Wake Up: Trump’s Surrender To Putin Is ‘Worst Case Scenario’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/07/21/rachel-maddow-worst-case-scenario.html

On the joke that was Trump’s farcical Russia summit and the ensuing capitulation and treasonous actions he perpetrated during the love fest with his Russian puppet master:

The Bigs Are Starting to Accept the Unimaginable article from Talking Points Memo. –
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-bigs-are-starting-to-accept-the-unimaginable

How it’s appearing more and more that Trump is indeed an illegitimate president*, which is his biggest fear – probably because he always has been.

What Fresh Hell? Our Manchurian President shows his true colors article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/fresh-hell-manchurian-president-shows-true-colors/

Our dimwitted dip shit had a rough week – though it was all self-inflicted as usual and the lengthy list of scandals continued to grow exponentially.

Trump Thinks NFL National Anthem Talks Will Distract Us From Treasonous Behavior article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-thinks-nfl-national-anthem-talks-will-distract-us-1827775035

Always one who loves to create distractions with fake news as the real news exposes his endless depths of corruption, our demented delusionist brought up the NFL’s National Anthem hoping it would make everyone forget his most recent criminal behavior:

“Donald Trump’s game is getting weaker by the minute.

He did obtain a brief respite over the last couple of news cycles from damning coverage of his abhorrent subservience to Vladimir Putin this past week, thanks to some salacious news about recordings of Trump and Michael Cohen allegedly discussing hush money payments to cover up an affair with a Playboy model.

Now, he hopes to keep that distraction train rolling by inserting himself once again into the NFL’s discussions over the right of players to kneel during the national anthem, just ahead of the start of the football season.

After it was reported this week that the NFL and the NFL Players Association had agreed to put on hold the league’s national anthem policy announced last May pending new negotiations, Trump on Friday tweeted that he “can’t believe it!” He was referring to the fact that the debate was “alive and well again.”…”

Here’s an Incredible Offer, Donald: Resign article from Truthout. –
https://truthout.org/articles/heres-an-incredible-offer-donald-resign/

America’s most corrupt-ever president* would be doing himself a favor if he resigned, but fortunately for us, he won’t and the world will get to see exactly how corrupt he is.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 250

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with the many ways he has demonstrated his loyalty to Russia over the U.S. – making him look like a traitor instead of a sitting president, Trump’s claims of being the roughest president ever on Russia are nothing but pure fodder and lies, Trump’s Gestapo is having difficulty reuniting the children they are terrorizing with the parents, our gift that keeps on giving keeps providing yet more ammo to fuel his ongoing collusion and corruption investigations, prepare for another meltdown from our Twitter tyrant as his equally corrupt GOP brown shirts continue defending the indefensible, things we’ve learned from our Authoritarian Orange Overlord’s worst foreign policy week ever, the 3 main theories – all of which are plausible – that explain our dystopian Orange dumb ass’s approach to Putin and Russia and much more.

Could It Be More Obvious? 7 New Ways Trump Has Demonstrated His Loyalty To Russia article from Care2. –
https://www.care2.com/causes/could-it-be-more-obvious-7-new-ways-trump-has-demonstrated-his-loyalty-to-russia.html

The many ways our feckless fuhrer has demonstrated his loyalty to Russia over the U.S. he’s taken an oath to defend.

Dangerous, delusional Trump: ‘There has never been a president as tough on Russia as I have been’ article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/18/1781635/-Dangerous-delusional-Trump-There-has-never-been-a-President-as-tough-on-Russia-as-I-have-been

Facts play no role in our Mango Mussolini’s land of delusion, as made evident by his delusional claims of being tough on Russia – look no further than his recent farcical Russia summit for proof…

The problem with Trump’s proof of being ‘tough’ toward Russia article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/the-problem-trumps-proof-being-tough-toward-russia

Yet more reason why Trump’s claims of being the roughest president ever on Russia are complete fodder and lies.

There must be a reckoning article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/785508/there-must-reckoning

Illegally profiting by raping U.S. taxpayers while staying at his own properties is not legal and it’s time for America’s most corrupt-ever president* to be held accountable for that too:

“President Trump committed yet another grotesque violation of the Constitution on his recent trip to Scotland, when he used nearly $70,000 in public money to pay for rooms at a hotel in Scotland he owns directly, The Scotsman reports.

This kind of bald corruption is chewing at the roots of the United States as a functioning nation. If constitutional democracy is to survive here, there must be a reckoning with this scandal — and that means prosecutions and prison sentences.

It is simply unquestionable that Trump’s behavior is a violation of constitutional stipulations about how the president is to be compensated. Here’s what it says:

The president shall, at stated times, receive for his services, a compensation, which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that period any other emolument from the United States, or any of them. [The Constitution of the United States]…”

Donald Trump Doesn’t Give a Damn About the Legitimacy of His Presidency* article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22442974/trump-putin-michael-mcfaul-russian-interference-lying/

Which is good since since his presidency* was never legitimate to begin with…

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