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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 266

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Revelations of his total corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as someone inside the White House is leaking details of his complete incompetence, Trump’s war on the truth is causing him yet more problems and meltdowns, Benedict Donald’s Ministry of Propaganda called him out on his lies about the GDP and unemployment, for our Liar-in-Chief nothing celebrates 9/11 like repeating lies about ‘no collusion’ and feigning innocence for your treasonous crimes, why our dystopian Orange dip shit will always be a failure because he’s too closed minded and incapable of learning due to his diminished mental capacities, parts of Trump’s moronic minority of minions are beginning to abandon him and much more.

The ‘Deep State’ Calls Are Coming From Inside Trump’s White House article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/deep-state-calls-are-coming-inside-trumps-white-house

Revelations that someone inside our dimwitted dip shit’s own White House is leaking details of the complete incompetence emanating from him and thoughts that he won’t last through his first term.

Here’s why Trump’s attacks on Bob Woodward are a total ‘PR 101’ failure article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-why-trumps-attacks-on-bob-woodward-are-a-total-pr-101-failure/

Our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – primarily because he’s too corrupt and incompetent to fight it since all he ever does is lie about everything:

Trump Today: President makes false claim about GDP and unemployment article from Market Watch. –
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-today-president-makes-false-claim-about-gdp-and-unemployment-2018-09-10

All our demented delinquent ever does is lie about everything and it’s about to burst the bubble in his land of delusion and bring him down.

Trump Blows A Gasket After Getting Destroyed By Bog Woodward On Live Television article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/10/bob-woodward-trump.html

Yet another in a growing line of books describing the complete incompetence of the Trump White House is – as predicted – causing our feckless fuhrer to have his typical meltdown:

“Bob Woodward took apart Trump and called the president at war with the truth and detached from what is going on. Trump responded with an epic gasket blowing tantrum.

Video of Bob Woodward on Today:

Woodward said, “There’s a war on truth by him. And he says these are unnamed sources. But these are not unnamed incidents. Specific people on specific dates. The book opening with Gary Cohn, the chief economic adviser in the white house, lifting a document from the president’s desk because he — Cohn worries, as he tells an associate, I have to protect the country because this will unravel a trade deal, which will jeopardize one of the most important intelligence operations we have going on. And the document is reprinted in the book there, and the president is saying, well, if he had known about this, he would have fired Gary Cohn in two seconds. We didn’t know about it because the document was taken.”…”

Trump’s Monday tweets show search for a response to Woodward and President Obama article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/10/1794636/-Trump-s-Monday-tweets-show-search-for-a-response-to-Woodward-and-President-Obama

Our Twitter tyrant just can’t seem to grasp the facts that he is illegitimate and much less popular than his predecessor and that the sordid details of his incorrigibly incompetent and corrupt tenure as president* are causing his failed presidency to go down in flames.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 265

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with why it’s time to remove him from office due to the cesspool of corruption and stupidity that is taking his illegitimate presidency down, the imminent implosion begins as reports of his inadequacy and mental deficiencies take center stage – despite his delusional denials, our Terrorist-in-Chief can’t seem to stop terrorizing immigrant children and families, a closer look at why America’s most corrupt-ever president* wants a piece of shit like Kavanaugh appointed – to keep him out of prison once his Russia scandal concludes, making history for all the wrong reasons, our gift that keeps on giving keeps shooting himself in the foot and a lot more.

The 25th Amendment: It’s Time For Trump To Leave The Presidency article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-25th-amendment-its-time-for-trump-to-leave-the-presidency/

Why it’s time to remove our dimwitted dip shit from office due to the cesspool of corruption and stupidity that is taking his already failed presidency down.

Trump Responds To NY Times Op-Ed With Rant Proving That He’s Crazy article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/05/trump-responds-to-ny-times-op-ed-with-rant-proving-that-hes-crazy.html

Our fake president’s* war on fake news is making him look even more foolish as revelations of his mental instability lead to a demonstration of just how unfit for office he is:

Trump Will Be Remembered Into the Distant Future in a Way No other American President Is Likely to Be article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trump-will-be-remembered-distant-future-way-no-other-american-president-likely-be

Herr Frump will be remembered for making history for all the wrong reasons, including being illegitimate, treasonous and the most corrupt president* in U.S. history…

‘The End Is Near’: Rachel Maddow Declares Trump Presidency Near-Dead As Op-Ed Shocks D.C. article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/05/maddow-trump-admin-near-dead.html

Our lackluster lame duck president* vehemently denies the reports of his inadequacy and mental instability to no avail as everyone knows he’s going to go down hard:

“Rachel Maddow said on Wednesday that “the end is near” for the Trump presidency as White House officials appear to be warning the country that “the president is nuts and unfit and the senior people who work around him know it.”

The MSNBC host said the stunning revelations should get the attention of Republican lawmakers who are currently in the process of ramming through a Supreme Court nominee picked by the same unfit president.

“The end is near,” Maddow said. “Maybe in the form of the invocation of the 25th amendment by the vice president of the United States and the majority of the president’s cabinet.”

Bob Woodward, Bane of Presidents, Turns His Fire on Cheeto Jesus article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/bob-woodward-bane-of-presidents-turns-his-fire-on-cheeto-jesus

Regardless of how our Lord of the Lies and his criminal cohorts try to spin it, the truth is clear: this illegitimate presidency is a major disaster.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 244

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The truth about his dwindling popularity begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he has never been and never will be as popular as his polls suggest, the depths of endless profound corruption and complete ineptitude from our demented delinquent and his fraudulent family are truly remarkable, Trump’s Ministry of Propaganda is working overtime to desperately keep his treasonous Orange ass out of trouble, history will not judge Trump or his followers kindly, Trump’s life has been one massive fraudulent failure after another and his presidency will be no different, why it is imperative to start recognizing and calling our Marmalade Miscreant’s lies and corrupt criminal actions what they are regardless of how pissed off his ignorant ass gets, for once in his life our Liar and Thief accidentally admitted the truth plus much more.

Is Trump really winning? The truth about the president’s popularity article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/01/donald-trump-polls-popularity-approval-rating

The polls showing our dimwitted dip shit’s popularity hanging around 41 percent are misleading which is one of the many reasons he is and always will be an illegitimate minority-elect president*.

Trump’s Ineptitude Is No Joke article from Bloomberg News. –
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-07-02/donald-trump-s-ineptitude-is-no-joke

A partial list of reasons – there are MANY MORE – that America’s most corrupt-ever president* is unfit to be in office and should have been removed long ago.

After Getting Hosed by Kim Jong-Un in Singapore, Trump Does Putin’s Bidding Ahead of Their Helsinki Summit article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/after-getting-hosed-kim-jong-un-singapore-trump-does-putins-bidding-ahead-their-helsinki-summit

Trump’s farcical ‘historic summit’ with North Korea was a bust so now he’s desperately trying to make everyone believe his Russian Master doesn’t own him and that there was no collusion – despite mountains of evidence showing that there actually was – and his upcoming ass kissing summit with Putin will also be a bust…

Zero Tolerance for Internment Camps article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/zero-tolerance-internment-camps/

Terrorizing migrant children and their families by Herr Frump and his Gestapo will probably be okayed by our corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court so it’s up to us to put an end to it:

“Donald Trump has been in power for less than two years, and already, discrimination is a legal norm in America. As a nation, we’ve lost our standing in the international community. We’re continuing our country’s long history of ripping families of color apart. We’re rejecting refugees fleeing violence in their home countries, even as we provide the weapons to fuel endless wars. We’ve endured several different versions of travel bans aimed at Muslims, and gutted voting=rights protections that ensure our ability to hold leaders accountable for their actions, or inaction.

The Supreme Court of the United States’ decision to uphold Trump’s Muslim ban this week endangers many members of the communities I come from and work with as much as it affects the people arriving at our shores or our borders. It throws people into the same broken immigration system, and forces them into detention centers, full of fear that they will never see their sons, daughters, grandmothers, or cousins again.

There is nothing more heartbreaking than being kept away from your family. Donald Trump’s “zero-tolerance” policy exploits this pain in dark ways, but the Supreme Court is as complicit as Congress and the white supremacists lurking behind the scenes. The Court was established to balance unchecked power in our government, but under this administration it has become a tool for dismantling rights enshrined in our Constitution. Sadly, the majority’s decision to turn a blind eye to Trump’s rhetoric and clearly expressed intent to discriminate isn’t surprising.

And if the White House is doing its part to attack our communities with these policies, the Supreme Court upholds them, and the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) brings those policies to life…”

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 75th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/rantt/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-75th-unpresidented-week-as-potus-77c1dc20c97b

A look at our demented delinquent’s most recent failed week in office after being given dubious victories by our thoroughly corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court.

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