Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with how the cesspool of corruption he created despite his lies of draining the swamp have hastened his imminent downfall and failed presidency, our fraudulent feckless fuhrer added one more impeachable offense to his growing list of crimes he’s already committed, the pressure from his ongoing Russia scandal is adversely affecting Comrade Cheetolini and it’s making him appear even more guilty as he keeps digging himself a deeper hole he can’t slither out of, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news and he can’t handle it, all the personal attacks on his enemies reveals our angry Orange creamsicle’s despotic delusions of grandeur on full display and Mueller is taking notice and so much more.
Swamp Thing: Donald Trump Is ‘Boss Tweet’ of the DC Ooze article from BuzzFlash. –
America’s most corrupt-ever president* lied when he promised to drain the swamp and has in fact turned it into quite the cesspool of corruption.
Thanks to their NDAs, Trump officials have no credibility. These clips prove it. article from ThinkProgress. –
Not that they ever had any credibility to begin with, and since the NDAs are illegal and non-binding, it makes our dimwitted dip shit and the miscreants he calls his administration even more illegitimate.
Rachel Maddow Just Nailed Trump For Committing Another Impeachable Offense article from PoliticusUSA. –
With all the crimes our fraudulent feckless fuhrer has already committed, there’s not much harm or shame in adding one more:
— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) August 16, 2018
Tom Arnold insists the ‘N-word’ tape exists – and Trump and his former ‘Apprentice’ producer are terrified article from The Raw Story. –
You can rest assured that there is plenty of proof on tape the our Liar and Thief is blatantly racist, the only question is how bad it will affect him:
“Actor and comedian Tom Arnold said Wednesday that he knows with certainty that a tape exists of Donald Trump saying the N-word, as well as other horrible things.
In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Arnold said that he has known Trump for 30 years and that the president was always begging him to do “The Apprentice.”
“It is such a crappy show that I wouldn’t do it,” Arnold said. “Like, that is for real. That says a lot. Because I do everything.”
When it came to the infamous N-word tape, Arnold said that he has seen it and knows the people who have it…”
Trump Draws a Direct Connection to the Russia Investigation and His Punishment of Brennan article from PoliticusUSA. –
The beauty of having such an ignorant Twitter tyrant who doesn’t think before he tweets is that his true intentions inevitably end up being revealed when he slips up and admits to committing some of his crimes…
Trump digs himself into a deep hole after revoking John Brennan’s security clearance article from Salon. –
Comrade Cheetolini is freaking out over his imminent implosion from the increasing pressure of his Russia scandal as more secrets of his profound corruption continue emerging so he keeps making things worse for himself.
Trump rips into Boston Globe after it leads effort to run free speech editorials around the country article from CNBC. –
Having a press that reports on his crimes and treason is proving problematic for our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator who has a real problem dealing with the majority that doesn’t approve of his illegitimate failed presidency.
President Trump Says Media Is ‘the Opposition Party’ After 350 Newspapers Push Back on ‘Fake News’ Attacks article from TIME. –
Our fake president* is losing his war on fake news and he doesn’t know how to handle it:
“(NEW YORK) — Newspapers from Maine to Hawaii pushed back against President Donald Trump’s attacks on “fake news” Thursday with a coordinated series of editorials speaking up for a free and vigorous press.
The Boston Globe, which set the campaign in motion by urging the unified voice, had estimated that some 350 newspapers would participate.
They did across the breadth of the country. The Portland (Maine) Press-Herald said a free and independent press is the best defense against tyranny, while the Honolulu Star-Advertiser emphasized democracy’s need for a free press.
“The true enemies of the people — and democracy — are those who try to suffocate truth by vilifying and demonizing the messenger,” wrote the Des Moines Register in Iowa…”
Trump Has An Epic Meltdown Over Newspapers Defending The First Amendment article from PoliticusUSA. –
More on our gift that keeps on giving’s meltdown over defending the first amendment and reporting on his crimes and malfeasance – making himself look extremely corrupt and foolish.
Brennan: Trump worked with Russians and now he’s desperate article from The AP on Yahoo! News. –
After having his security clearance pulled for trying to do the right thing by pointing out our demented delinquent’s crimes and collusion with Russia, Brennan tells it like it is.
Majority of Americans don’t like Trump treating the military like his pet project article from ThinkProgress. –
Unsurprisingly, the majority of this country doesn’t approve of our Orange Scrotum’s farcical Space Force for the usual obvious reasons.
Omarosa Drops New Tape Of Trump Trying To Buy Her Silence article from PoliticusUSA. –
Though she’s not always credible, it will be entertaining and interesting to see what other tapes involving Herr Frump are in her possession:
“Omarosa released a new secret recording that reveals Trump’s daughter in law, Lara Trump, trying to buy her silence.
Despite investigation, Trump says ‘in theory’ he’s not under investigation article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
America’s worst-ever president* appears to have totally lost touch with reality in his land of delusion and he’s in for some big surprises…
Fuming Trump Has Told Advisers He Wants Jeff Sessions to Have Omarosa Arrested: report article from Alternet. –
Once again our angry Orange creamsicle’s despotic delusions of grandeur are on full display as he thinks he has to power to arrest a former employee for betraying him.
Trump Can’t Even Honor Aretha Franklin Properly article from The Atlantic. –
Instead of actually honoring the soul legend our dystopian Orange dumb ass disparaged her and said she worked for him, proving yet again that it’s always all about him and no one else in his demented little mind.
The Constitution’s Case for Impeachment of Donald J. Trump article from Common Dreams. –
Impeachment is designed as the cure for a constitutional crisis and we need a cure for the metastatic tumor that is the profoundly corrupt Trump presidency:
“Millions of Americans sit helplessly by as an unfit, narcissistic, ignorant, pathologically lying, misogynistic, racist, xenophobic President allies himself with Russia and Putin against our government.
He does nothing to protect American elections against continued attacks from a hostile foreign adversary. He supports suppressing the votes of citizens who may oppose him, and attacks fundamental American and Constitutional values in a manner that may irreversibly damage our system of democracy.
This, and much more, adds up to a constitutional crisis.
Is there nothing that those who care about the survival of American values and democracy can do, but hope and pray that this manifestly unfit President is not reelected in 2020 or 2024, and that the United States, as we know it, survives until then?…”
Trump’s Dumb Military Parade Will Reportedly Cost 666 Percent More Than Previously Estimated article from Splinter News. –
Oh the irony of our draft dodging president* wanting a military parade that the Pentagon ‘postponed’ due to the outrageous cost of having it.
Russian oligarch tweets threat to Trump: This ‘will be his last term’ if he doesn’t ‘extinguish Russophobia’ article from The Raw Story. –
It seems our Marmalade miscreant’s puppet masters are getting irritated with the spotlight shining on their illicit relationship…
Boston Globe Receives Bomb Threat After Trump Attacked The Paper On Twitter article from PoliticusUSA. –
Only time will tell if our national embarrassment will be held accountable for his increasingly dangerous war on fake news.
‘This is what he does when he’s most afraid’: Former Trump casino executive explains president’s Omarosa meltdown article from The Raw Story. –
Notice that every week brings a new meltdown for our Mango Mussolini, this time it’s over being betrayed by a former employee:
“A former Trump casino executive explained to CNN Thursday that Donald Trump’s attacks against his former protegée Omarosa Manigault Newman are a “tell” for his state of mind.
“I think he is afraid,” onetime Trump Plaza Hotel president and chief operation officer Jack O’Donnell told a CNN panel. “And this is what he does when he is most afraid — he attacks, attacks and attacks.”
The former Trump executive said Manigault Newman’s tape of Lara Trump appearing to offer her “hush money” days after her firing from the White House reminded him of his own experiences with whistleblowing on his old boss.
“Thse tactics are similar to what he used when he tried to stop my book,” O’Donnell said of his 1991 tell-all “Trumped!…”
Trump desperately tries to save face after Pentagon postpones his military parade: ‘I cancelled it!’ article from The Raw Story. –
After it was revealed that his moronic military parade would cost $80 million more than originally thought, our Lord of the Lies decided to try and take credit for ‘cancelling’ it.
Donald Trump thinks he can save GOP in midterms: That could be a historic mistake article from Salon. –
He also claims he’s a genius and tons of other delusional fallacies so consider the source, but he and the GOP are going down regardless.
Donald Trump’s favorite lie: All my invisible friends think I am doing super-great article from The Daily Kos. –
Our Liar and Thief has a very active – albeit delusional – imagination which he tries to use to justify his moral and ethical corruption, though like all his other corruption, he fails miserably…
Trump Just Admitted That He’s Firing FBI Agents To Discredit Robert Mueller article from PoliticusUSA. –
Nothing screams Treason like foolishly and wantonly obstructing justice and ignorantly admitting more guilt to try and derail his Russia scandal:
“While speaking with reporters as he left the White House, Trump blew up all of his administration’s excuses for the FBI firings and revoking Brennan’s security clearance by admitting that he is doing all of this to discredit Robert Mueller.
Here’s How Trump’s Revoking Security Clearances Could Constitute a Federal Crime article from Alternet. –
Our nefarious narcissist just keeps piling on charges to his already record breaking corrupt tenure and it’s not going to bode well for him.
Rachel Maddow’s Brilliant Interview With John Brennan Showed Why Trump is Running Scared article from PoliticusUSA. –
Trump is running scared because he’s guilty as hell, more evidence continues implicating him and he knows there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it:
MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow did a deep and detailed interview with John Brennan and the picture that his answers painted showed why Trump is running scared from the Mueller investigation. https://t.co/TFkl9KmW9J pic.twitter.com/eV77yFdd60
— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) August 18, 2018
Omarosa Has Stash Of Video In Addition To Audiotapes: Report article from The Huffington Post. –
Apparently she has videos, emails, text messages and other documentation as well, which won’t bode well for our racist Ignoramus-in-Chief.
It’s hard to believe Trump’s ‘anonymous validators’ actually exist article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
The irony of our flatulent fuhrer bitching about ‘anonymous sources’ would be comical were it not so dangerous:
“Donald Trump has encouraged Americans not to believe stories that cite anonymous sources. There is some irony to his warnings.
One of the biggest supporters of President Donald Trump’s trade policies, according to the president, is the unnamed chief executive officer of a mystery company.
“I was with one of the greatest companies in the world. The chief executive officer. Very short while ago. And it really affects him,” Trump said at a July 31 campaign rally in Tampa, referring to his controversial use of tariffs. “He said ‘You know what, this does affect our company. But, Mr. President, keep going. You’re doing the right thing.”’
Trump didn’t identify his supporter, and the White House won’t say who it is. Trade groups representing the largest U.S. businesses and CEOs have almost universally opposed Trump’s disruptive approach to trade. But the person fits a model: an anonymous figure – important and powerful – who invariably supports the president’s position, according to Trump himself…”
John Brennan: Trump Is ‘Drunk On Power’ – And Dangerous article from The Huffington Post. –
Having a profoundly corrupt, idiotic president* who lives in an alternate reality illegally trying to obtain his authoritarian aspirations can prove toxic and will not end will for anyone, including his demented Orange ass.
Trump Claims That His Supporters Are A Protected Class That Is Being Discriminated Against article from PoliticusUSA. –
For a good look at just how delusional and out of touch with reality our Orange Twitler really is, all you need to do is follow his Twitter tirades – which are ignored by the media for obvious reasons…
Trump’s war on words and the failures of a ‘weaponized’ defense article from Salon. –
Trying to make the media the enemy of the people while spreading fake news about the validity of real news isn’t working for Trump.
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