Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with former Trump attorney Michael Cohen claiming he has information ‘of interest’ to Mueller and that he won’t accept a pardon from Trump – who keeps desperately lying about his involvement, our Liar and Thief’s sordid past is finally catching up to him as the country finally realizes they have a crook in the White House, our feckless fuhrer is delusional enough to believe he’s above the law – and he’s not, our Ignoramus-in-Chief is so delusional that he thinks he can’t be impeached because he’s doing a great job – proving yet again that he has lost all touch with reality and is unfit to be in the White House, it has become impossible for our dysfunctional Orange dip shit and his legal team to defend the indefensible and much more.
Michael Cohen has information ‘of interest’ to Robert Mueller, would not accept Trump pardon, lawyer says article from ABC on Yahoo! News. –
Our dimwitted dip shit keeps accusing Cohen of lying, but evidence Cohen claims he has will bury Trump’s sorry ass and he knows it.
Rachel Maddow Adds To Trump’s Nightmares With Potential Indictment Of The Trump Organization article from PoliticusUSA. –
Life is about to get very interesting in our feckless fuhrer’s land of delusion now that everyone in his corrupt family can be held accountable for their fraudulent actions so prepare for more epic Twitter tantrums as his meltdowns come fast and furious:
Rachel Maddow added another wrinkle to Trump’s terrible day by pointing out that the Trump Organization was implicated in Michael Cohen’s crimes, which means that Trump’s company may be facing indictment. https://t.co/Sl8qcxRmAi pic.twitter.com/pCnJjfxLJE
— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) August 22, 2018
Trump Lashes Out at Michael Cohen as Fallout From Guilty Plea Escalates article from Splinter News. –
The guilt from being implicated in criminal actions stemming from his Russia scandal are taking a toll on our impotent imbecile and he’s not handling it well.
Just Like Nixon: Here’s How Trump’s Sordid Past Is Finally Catching Up to Him article from Alternet. –
Anyone familiar with our Liar and Thief’s criminal past knew this was coming:
“Lock her up!”
Roared at the Republican National Convention and every Donald Trump rally up to the present day, that ferocious chant now has a distinctly ironic ring. Several presidential henchmen who encouraged that ugly smear of Hillary Clinton — still innocent and still free — are on their way to prison. And there is reason to believe that they will not be the last of the president’s associates, possibly including his kin, to end up behind bars.
According to a jury of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s peers, Manafort is guilty on eight felony counts. Former Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates copped a plea and testified against Manafort, but he’s going to jail, too. Michael Flynn, who advised the Trump campaign and then served very briefly as national security adviser in the White House, likewise pled guilty and will do time. (He led that nasty chant at the convention, a moment that will be replayed forever as his most memorable act.) And now Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal attorney and consigliere, has entered a plea agreement on eight violations of banking, tax and campaign finance laws.
Nobody who has followed Donald Trump’s career, dating back many years before he entered politics, should be surprised by these events. Nor should anyone be surprised that Trump would express “regret” over the fall of Manafort for his many crimes against the United States. As Craig Unger explains in his new book, House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia, the developer/casino magnate/reality TV star has cultivated connections with the underworld for decades. He built Trump Tower with illegal immigrant labor and concrete supplied by the Mafia — and gave an apartment there to the girlfriend of a mobbed-up Teamster boss. Millions of dollars have been poured into Trump properties from gangsters around the world in massive money-laundering operations…”
The President Is a Crook article from The Atlantic. –
No shit. Hard to believe it took this long for the American people to start finding that out, but now they have to choose between the illegitimate criminal in the White House who has belonged behind bars for years and the Rule of Law.
Cohen isn’t necessarily done creating serious problems for Trump article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* legal woes are just getting started and he is going to have a stroke.
The cruelty behind Trump’s absurd lies about coal to West Virginians article from ThinkProgress. –
Our national embarrassment really has lost touch with reality in his land of delusion but the sad part is his moronic minions are too stupid to figure out they’re being played.
Trump just experienced the worst day of his presidency yet article from The Week. –
And it’s only going to get worse for Herr Frump from here:
“Things are going almost unimaginably badly for both President Trump and the Republican Party.
The president’s former personal attorney and “fixer” has pleaded guilty to eight federal charges, including campaign finance violations. What’s worse, he claims he committed those violations at the behest of then-candidate Trump. Right on the heels of his guilty plea, jurors in the trial of former Trump campaign chairman, Russian stooge, and renowned Ostrich jacket collector Paul Manafort returned a verdict of guilty on eight out of 18 counts. Prosecutors also announced the indictment of GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter, who occupies a previously safe California seat the GOP can hardly afford to lose.
All of this happened in a single 24 hours, and it was almost certainly the worst political day of Trump’s presidency. Trump, and the Republican Party, should be very worried.
Cohen, a longtime Trump associate who once fancied himself the next mayor of New York, pleaded guilty to multiple counts of tax fraud, one count of false statements to a bank, and two campaign finance violations. Many of Cohen’s crimes appear not to involve the president, but two certainly do. The first is count seven, the conspiracy to purchase the silence, together with the National Enquirer, of former Playboy model Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with Trump in 2006. The second is count eight, which involves the $130,000 hush payment to porn star Stormy Daniels, who also claims to have had a brief fling with the president around the same time…”
Donald Trump’s Fixer Says the President Engaged in a Criminal Conspiracy to Sway the 2016 Election article from The Nation. –
Our nefarious narcissist has committed a multitude of impeachable offenses that will soon become a matter of public record as his failed reality shit-show presidency continues to implode.
Trump Manages to Blame Obama And AG Sessions in Rambling Explanation of Cohen’s Guilty Plea article from Alternet. –
Always one to pass the buck and try to blame his predecessor for his chicanery and treasonous actions, our demented delinquent is going to hang himself in very short order.
When a Scumbag Hires Scumbags: Trump, Manafort and Cohen, Oh My! article from Truthout. –
Our Marmalade miscreant’s corrupt administration is toast – in less than two years Trump has established himself and the cabal he calls his administration as the most corrupt in U.S. history.
Even Sarah Sanders Seems To Know That Trump’s Going Down article from PoliticusUSA. –
The biggest liar – aside from our Lord of the Lies – in his administration can’t even defend the indefensible:
“White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders looked like she knew that the end was near as she offered a flat and lifeless defense of Trump’s crimes during the White House press briefing.
Here are the 6 most jaw-dropping statements from Trump’s latest ‘Fox & Friends’ interview article from The Raw Story. –
Our Mango Mussolini is in full meltdown mode because he knows he and his family are in deep shit.
Fox News’ Conspiracy Narrative Crumbles As Their Own Poll Shows Surging Support For Mueller article from PoliticusUSA. –
You know it’s getting rocky in your alternate reality when your Ministry of Propaganda turns against you.
Trump Became President by Criminal Conspiracy. Let that sink in. article from The Daily Kos. –
More on his illegitimate, lackluster lame duck presidency and the help he had from his cohorts in being ‘elected’ despite losing the popular vote by almost 3 million…
Cohen Says He Was There When Trump Planned Trump Tower Meeting article from PoliticusUSA. –
When our Twitter tyrant starts tweeting the same lies – ‘no collusion’ and ‘witch hunt’ – in all caps, you know he’s freaking out, and for good reason as he’s almost out of rope to hang himself with:
“Last night Lanny Davis made an announcement that sent shockwaves throughout Trump World: Michael Cohen was with Donald Trump when they met with Don Jr. to plan the June 2016 Trump Tower meeting with Russian operatives, and he’s willing to talk to Mueller about it.
Davis confirmed during an appearance on CNN that Michael Cohen participated in the planning meeting which included the president, Donald Trump Jr, AND other members of the Trump campaign.
Davis was asked by CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on “The Situation Room” what evidence Cohen has, as he has claimed, that Trump knew in advance about the meeting. “At this juncture, I can only say that he was present during a discussion with Jr. and dad,” Davis said.
What evidence does Michael Cohen have that the President knew in advance of the controversial 2016 Trump Tower meeting?
“At this juncture, I can only say that [Cohen] was present during a discussion with [Donald Trump Jr.] and [Trump],” Lanny Davis says pic.twitter.com/l6v501rujQ
— The Situation Room (@CNNSitRoom) August 22, 2018
There Are Some Serious Holes in Donald Trump’s Defense of Michael Cohen’s Crimes article from The Daily Beast. –
Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator is delusional enough to actually believe he’s above the law and did nothing wrong – and it’s going to hurt him more than he knows.
We Already Know Trump Is Betraying His Country article from Slate. –
Comrade Cheetolini keeps claiming ‘no collusion,’ but there are already mountains of evidence proving it and all his lies in the world aren’t going to save him.
In Fox interview, Trump seems to confess a campaign finance violation while trying to deny it article from Vox. –
Yet again, while trying to feign innocence our dystopian Orange dumb ass incriminated himself while showing exactly why he’s unfit to be in the White House.
Trump Says He Cant’ Be Impeached Because He’s Doing A Great Job article from PoliticusUSA. –
If you take away the crimes he’s committed, the profound corruption and the exponential stupidity, our Ignoramus-in-Chief is doing a great job:
“Forget the crimes and corruption, Donald Trump said that he couldn’t be impeached because he is doing a great job.
Trump was asked on Fox News if he thinks that he’ll be impeached if Democrats take back power…”
Trump starts making predictions about his possible impeachment article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
The delusions in our mentally deficient miscreant’s alternate reality are quite entertaining, and revealing…
Impeach the president article from The Week. –
It’s already well established that our gift that keeps on giving has committed impeachable offenses. The problem is that his GOP enabling Gestapo refuses to uphold the Constitution and do anything about it so it’s time for We the People to do something about it.
Trump’s troubles mount as CEO of National Enquirer parent company, longtime friend granted immunity article from ThinkProgress. –
Trump’s legal woes are about to get a lot worse, as are the inevitable Twitter tantrums and the impending meltdown as his already failed presidency slithers further down the drain.
NYT Columnist Charles Blow Argues Trump Voters Are the ‘Enemy of the Republic’ article from Alternet. –
With the criminality that is Trump and his administration – as well as the fact that he is indeed an illegitimate president* – being blatantly obvious, it’s time to hold him, his GOP brown shirts, the miscreants that comprise his criminal regime and the minority that still supports him accountable:
“With President Donald Trump’s campaign looking more like a criminal conspiracy every day, New York Times columnist Charles Blow put the blame for the president’s ongoing impunity at the feet of his voters in a new column on Thursday.
The president’s base of support, he argued, has become “the enemy of the Republic.”
Blow uses this strong term — seeming to echo Trump’s own denunciation of the press as “the enemy of the people” — because Republicans in Congress seem petrified of his voters. As the only body current capable of holding Trump to account, the GOP Congress is treating Trump with kid gloves for fear of angering Trump-obsessed Republican voters.
“In effect, that means that if the base loves Trump, the base’s senators and congressmen and women are obligated to also love Trump — or at least fake it,” he wrote…”
Trump ‘In Serious Legal Jeopardy’ as Top Tabloid Executives Reportedly Get Immunity in Exchange for Hush Money Info article from Common Dreams. –
One of Twitler’s latest meltdowns was over ‘flipping’ – testifying against the criminal in exchange for immunity – since his delusional little mind thinks it should be illegal, because he knows his corrupt Orange ass is going down.
Trump is an illegitimate president whose election is tainted by fraud article from The Washington Post. –
For the first time since Nixon the president is now an unindicted co conspirator after Cohen’s testimony, and the evidence of Trump’s fraud also reveals that he truly is an illegitimate president, which he won’t handle well.
The Cancer on the Presidency Must Be Removed article from PoliticusUSA. –
Trump’s illegitimate presidency is imploding and as more of his crimes come out it’s only going to get much worse for him:
Former Bush speechwriter: “The 2016 presidential election will always have an asterisk — “outcome may have been influenced by Russian hacking and campaign fraud.” https://t.co/LKn4r6ao0v pic.twitter.com/sw9a6QrBdJ
— David Beard (@dabeard) August 24, 2018
Team Trump trots out three last-ditch defenses against Cohen’s charges: They’re all a joke article from USA Today. –
It has become impossible for our dysfunctional Orange dip shit and his moronic legal team to defend the indefensible and everyone knows it:
“Caught flatfooted by Michael Cohen’s sudden guilty plea to crimes he swore he committed at the direction of President Trump, the president and his defenders have trotted out three lines of defense in the last 24 hours. All of them are wrong, and one of them is outrageous.
The first is to actually deny that the president has been implicated in criminal conduct at all. Thus Rudy Giuliani reportedly asserted Tuesday that the charges to which Cohen pleaded include no allegation “of any wrongdoing” by the president. And Trump himself, bafflingly, tweeted out that Cohen pleaded guilty to “two counts of campaign finance violations that are not a crime.”
Defending Trump is getting harder to do
This first line of defense is nothing short of silly. Cohen swore in open court that the president — identified in the charging document as “Individual -1” not only joined but directed his criminal activity. (And the president’s suggestion that the two counts of the document that involve him are not crimes is incoherent.)…”
Trump attacks Sessions for not investigating his political opponents article from ThinkProgress. –
Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are once again on full display as his Attorney General Jeff Sessions refuses to cave to his authoritarian aspirations and investigate his enemies.
How the New York attorney general can take down the president article from The Week. –
Even if Trump ends up as an unindicted co conspirator in Mueller’s ongoing criminal cases, the State of New York can bury his sorry ass once and for all along with the rest of his family.
Michael Avenatti: The World Is Crumbling Around Trump And His Criminal Enterprise article from PoliticusUSA. –
The meltdowns and Twitter tirades are going to be coming fast and furious as more of his former inner cycle starts spilling the beans about his criminal escapades:
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