Tag Archives: Trump’s Moronic Mini Me’s

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 249

Leave a reply

Fake President Trump from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

How our dimwitted dip shit’s Ministry of Propaganda is finding it difficult to defend the indefensible begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* after his arguably treasonous words and deeds during his farcical Russia summit which proved to be more idol worship than anything else, how our feckless fuhrer continues getting away with his heinous crimes against the U.S. aided and abetted by his GOP brown shirt enablers, a look at how our Distractor-in-Chief twists reality and truth to make it appear as though his fuck ups are everyone else’s fault, once again Trump is making history for all the wrong reasons, the number of Trump’s moronic mini me’s regretting his potentially treasonous actions in Helsinki is growing as reality starts setting in plus much more.

Even on Fox, Trump’s Helsinki Performance Was ‘Ridiculous’ and ‘Surreal’ article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/07/trump-fox-news-putin/565346/

It’s going to be interesting to see how our dimwitted dip shit reacts when his Ministry of Propaganda finds it difficult to defend the indefensible words and deeds he constantly perpetrates.

Rachel Maddow Lays Out The Devastating Case For Trump Being A Treasonous Traitor article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/07/16/rachel-maddow-trump-treasonous-traitor.html

How Trump’s many ties to Russia may explain his treasonous actions and what America must do to fight back against the Traitor in the White House:

Surrender Summit In Helsinki: A Rundowns Of Trump’s Capitulation To Putin On The World Stage article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/surrender-summit-in-helsinki-a-rundown-of-trumps-capitulation-to-putin-on-the-world-stage/

A recap of our treasonous Orange ass wipe’s capitulation and adoration of Russian President Putin during their secretive meeting that made America look extremely stupid.

Trump’s Own Team: He ‘Looked Incredibly Weak’ Next to Putin article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-own-team-he-looked-incredibly-weak-next-to-putin

Revelations from our illegitimate president’s own administration on why Putin’s Kompromat looked weak and was acting like a traitor during the farcical Russia summit:

“Donald Trump’s much-anticipated meeting with Vladimir Putin on Monday offered him yet another opportunity to defy those who’ve criticized his coziness with the Russian leader.

But on a global stage, Trump didn’t just cower; he actively cemented an image of submissiveness to his Russian counterpart.

“I honestly had little to no good expectations for this,” said a senior Trump political appointee who works on issues surrounding Russian disinformation efforts, adding that the event “went about as well as I expected.”

“Trump looked incredibly weak up there. Putin looks like a champion,” the official continued. “I’d like to say I’m shocked, but this is the world in which we live now.”…”

Donald Trump wants you to know he’s getting away with it: Helsinki gloating fits a long pattern article from Salon. –
https://www.salon.com/2018/07/17/donald-trump-wants-you-to-know-hes-getting-away-with-it-helsinki-shuffle-is-part-of-a-long-pattern/

Were it not for our feckless fuhrer’s GOP brown shirt Gestapo aiding and abetting him while enabling his numerous crimes against the U.S., Trump would have been out of office and held accountable for his heinous crimes long ago.

Continue reading →

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 248

Leave a reply

What can I F-up today Trump from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with yet more confirmation that he is indeed an illegitimate president who appears to have had help in ‘winning’ the election despite massively losing the popular vote, the noose from his Russia scandal is tightening as his claims of ‘witch hunt’ have been blown away and it’s becoming blatantly obvious that he’s guilty as hell of what he’s being investigated for, our fake president’s* war on fake news continues as the world comes crashing down on his alternate reality in his land of delusion, our impotent imbecile sucking up to his hero on Twitter before his upcoming Helsinki love fest while ranting more delusions – again – to try and create more distractions, lots of information on our Marmalade Miscreant’s treasonous treachery while sucking up to his hero during the ‘summit’ with Putin in Helsinki and so much more.

Donald Trump is an illegitimate president – and here is why article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/donald-trump-illegitimate-president/

Being aided and abetted by his Russian cohorts in ‘winning’ the election despite massively losing the popular vote reveals just how illegitimate his presidency is.

Will Trump Keep Pushing Putin’s Lies About Attacking America? article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/will-trump-side-with-mueller-or-putin-on-russian-hackers

Of course he will – the only thing our Liar and Thief knows how to do is lie his ass off repeatedly and he’s incapable of ever telling the truth.

Mueller’s New Indictment of the Russian Hackers Is Full of Clues About Connections to Trump World article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/muellers-indictment-of-russian-hackers-is-full-of-clues-about-trumpworld.html

Our dimwitted dip shit’s delusions of ‘witch hunt’ are full of holes as mountains of evidence are making it appear that his delusions are pure fodder designed to distract from his momentous guilt.

Mueller Has The Goods – All of the Goods article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22143324/russia-indictments-robert-mueller-collusion-donald-trump/

Our feckless fuhrer should start having more meltdowns as it’s becoming more obvious that he is guilty as hell of what he’s being investigated for:

“Goddamn them all.

Goddamn the hackers. Goddamn the journalists who laundered the pilfered material. Goddamn any of them who treated Roger Stone as a source, or as a cute prankster, instead of the nasty vandal he’s always been. Goddamn the pundits who chortled over the pilfered material. Goddamn the politicians who profited from the hacking. Goddamn the politicians who minimized the hacking. Goddamn the politicians who still stonewall about the hacking. Goddamn the “activists” who ranted about “McCarthyism” when anybody pointed out that the 2016 presidential election had been poisoned from afar. Goddamn them all as traitors, if not to the American nation, then to everything that ever made that nation worth the bother.

They conspired, wittingly or unwittingly. They colluded, wittingly or unwittingly. They are accessories, before and after the fact, to the hijacking of a democratic election. So, yes, goddamn them all.

Bob Mueller dropped the first of many shoes on Friday. Rod Rosenstein announced the indictment of 12 Russian intelligence officers on charges of helping to ratfck the 2016 presidential election under the noms de ratfck “DCLeaks” and “Guccifer 2.0.” Rosenstein went out of his way to say that no Americans were named in the indictment, so the White House grabbed onto that as though it were the last floating deck chair off the Lusitania. But it is very clear from the indictment that Mueller has the goods, all of the goods, and that nothing is going to slow him down or knock him off pace. (Notice how the indictment details how seriously the Russians took the president* appeal to them to find HRC’s “lost” emails.) The mills of the gods and all that…”

Emboldened by Trump, Proud Boys’ confrontations raise concers in the Northwest article from The Seattle Times. –
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/rallying-around-trump-the-proud-boys-raise-their-pacific-northwest-profile/

Yet another shining example of one of the many detrimental ways our racist Mango Mussolini is infesting this country – and why it needs to be stopped.

Continue reading →

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 247

Leave a reply

Trump’s titles from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The fact that he and his administration never had any plan – or any intention for that matter – of reuniting migrant children and their families after terrorizing them all begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, how picking another corrupt ‘Justice’ in a desperate attempt to keep his treasonous ass out of jail only makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty, every day brings more distractions from our dimwitted dip shit to deflect from his never-ending scandals and intentions of selling this country out to fraudulent corporations that own him, news that Obama was named best lifetime president is really going to piss Trump off, why Trump is trying so hard to get on Putin’s good side – it has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with his personal financial gain, our Authoritarian Orange ass wipe fawns over being called ‘your excellency’ by his North Korean idol making his ‘historic summit’ look even more farcical, how to deal with and stop the misinformation coming from our Lord of the Lies and his Ministry of Propaganda, Trump’s asinine claims of ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion’ keep getting blown out of the water on a regular basis and much more.

The Trump Administration Had No Plan To Reunite Migrant Families They Separated article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-trump-administration-had-no-plan-to-reunite-migrant-families-they-separated/

Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator and his gestapo never had any plan – or any intention – of reuniting migrant children with their families after terrorizing them.

Trump opens NATO summit with fact-free breakfast rant against Germany article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-opens-nato-summit-fact-free-breakfast-rant-germany/

Once again America’s worst-ever president* makes us look extremely foolish by egregiously – and probably knowingly – lying his ass off and ranting his delusions at the NATO summit.

Brett Kavanaugh Was a Mistake article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court-donald-trump-just-handed-democrats-a-gift.html

How picking another corrupt Supreme Court ‘Justice’ replacement to try and keep his treasonous ass out of jail makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty.

Trump’s line on hiring foreign workers gets a little more awkward article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-line-hiring-foreign-workers-gets-little-more-awkward

The hypocrisy of our dimwitted dip shit bitching about halting immigration while wanting to hire more immigrants for Mar-a-Lago is quite revealing:

“To hear Donald Trump tell it, curtailing illegal immigration to the United States isn’t enough. The president has also argued that the country has to cut legal immigration because foreign workers are taking American jobs and undermining domestic wage growth.

It’s awfully difficult to take this rhetoric seriously when one of Trump’s high-profile businesses keeps hiring more foreign workers. The Washington Post updated its previous reporting on this last night:

President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club has asked permission to hire 78 foreign workers to serve as cooks, waiters and housekeepers during this winter’s social season in Palm Beach, Fla., according to Labor Department data.

The club – a for-profit business, which also serves as Trump’s weekend home and “Winter White House” – submitted applications to hire 21 cooks, 40 waiters and 17 housekeepers from overseas. After working from October to May, the workers would return home…”

King Trump article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/07/11/king-trump/

On the many ways our fascist Mango Mussolini is starting to get noticed for his authoritarian tendencies and dreams.

Continue reading →

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 246

Leave a reply

America’s Problem from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president with yet more revelations that his moronic trade war is going to cost the U.S. dearly and is unwinnable, yet more proof that Trump’s dubious claims of a successful ‘historic summit’ with North Korea was nothing but farcical lies, Trump’s terrorizing of migrant children and families exacerbated by his Gestapo’s inability to reunite them, how our Terrorist-in-Chief is taking this country backwards and why it’s time to stop him, why our Mango Mussolini’s choice to the highest court in the land is a disaster for this country – and a desperate attempt to keep his treasonous ass out of prison, yet more evidence surfaces showing that our Sexual Predator-in-Chief is and always has been a pervert and much more.

Why Donald Trump’s Trade War Will Fail article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/07/why-donald-trumps-trade-war-will-fail/564605/

Lacking a basic understanding of how trade works – and virtually everything else – is going to prove costly for America’s worst-ever president* and the moronic mini me’s that support his ignorant ass.

Trump keeps claiming credit for fixing things that aren’t fixed article from CNN. –
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/07/politics/trump-claims-credit/index.html

Our dimwitted dip shit loves taking credit for all kinds of things that he isn’t responsible for – and his major problems with lying repeatedly despite the obvious aren’t helping him look any better.

North Korea Is Trying to Make the Trump Administration Look Foolish article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/north-korea-is-trying-to-make-the-trump-administration-1827418273

Sadly though, America’s most corrupt-ever president* and his Gestapo don’t need anyone’s help to look extremely foolish.

North Korea makes it clear Trump isn’t actually making progress with their denuclearization talks article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-administration-north-korea-denuclearization-talks-d8b3ee567d65/

The hits keep coming over our nefarious narcissist’s dubious claims that his farcical North Korea ‘Historic Summit’ was successful and that as usual, Trump lied:

“On his first trip to Pyongyang following what was billed by the Trump administration as a triumphant summit last month with Kim Jong Un, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo sounded fairly upbeat, saying “progress” had been made in talks to get North Korea to give up its nuclear arsenal.

North Korea apparently didn’t get the memo.

The Associated Press reported that, mere hours after Pompeo departed North Korea following two days of talks, Pyongyang issued a scathing statement Saturday calling the talks “regrettable” and “extremely worrisome.”…”

Desperate after today’s embarrassments, Trump falls back to tweeting the same nonsense article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/5/1778375/-Desperate-after-today-s-embarrassments-Trump-falls-back-to-tweeting-the-same-nonsense

Notice how our Twitter tyrant always rants about nonsense bull shit to try and create distractions when the truth about his failed, profoundly corrupt presidency comes out and makes him look even more foolish and ignorant…

Continue reading →

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 245

Leave a reply

Pleased Dictators Trump from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* begin with his committing yet another potential act of Treason by demanding no written historical record of his ‘summit’ with his Russian Master – in large part so he can lie his ass off about this farcical summit too, trying to stack the ‘Supreme’ Court with corrupt justices in his image to help him avoid accountability for his high crimes and misdemeanors probably won’t help Trump that much, questioning our Mango Mussolini’s definition of draining the swamp as it has grown exponentially since he was ‘elected’, pondering the point of a Trump rally in 2018, Trump’s hypocritical duplicity on immigration and sexual deviancy are astounding and so much more.

Trump wants no historical record of his opening talks with Putin at summit article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/3/1777756/-Trump-wants-no-historical-record-of-his-opening-talks-with-Putin-at-summit

Can’t imagine why our treasonous illegitimate president wouldn’t want a historical record of him kissing his Authoritarian Master’s ass…

CNN unravels the ‘mind numbing’ source of Trump’s latest Obama conspiracy article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/cnn-unravels-mind-numbing-source-trumps-latest-obama-conspiracy/

Our dimwitted dip shit loves partaking in and creating conspiracy theories regardless of how remarkably ignorant they may be – which appeals to a large number of those that comprise his minority of moronic minions that support him.

Trump Docket: New justice could sway court on president’s personal cases article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/05/trump-supreme-court-personal-692403

America’s most corrupt-ever president* wants to stack the corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court with justices that will illegally help him avoid accountability for all the high crimes and misdemeanors he has committed.

The Clown Who Plays King article from Crooks and Liars. –
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/07/clown-who-plays-king

The New York Daily News has a new cover worth checking out that shows our marmalade miscreant dressed like a clown wearing a crown – which captures Herr Frump’s incompetence completely:

“One imagines that outrage factories like Breitbart, The Washington Examiner, The Daily Caller, Fox News, etc wouldn’t be upset with this image so much, as they would with the idea that Trump and other collaborators with him are trying to overthrow American values.

Nor would they find the Daily News editorial at all to their liking, with passages such as this:

Enter the current occupant of the White House, who devotes this nation’s potent energies to barricading the borders, to separating refuge-seeking mothers from children, to ordering parents to leave the country with or without their kids now that a court has ordered their reunion.

Among them weep parents who assured their children before parting that they would see them soon, wherever they were going, in vain attempt to cushion the void…”

How Trump weaponized fake news — and changed the rules for fact checkers article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-weaponized-fake-news-changed-rules-fact-checkers-090032576.html

Our fake president’s* war on fake news has proved costly given there are so many idiots that are stupid enough to believe his lying ass, but it’s not difficult to weaponize the truth and use it against him either…

Continue reading →