Tag Archives: Our Dystopian Dumb Ass

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 260

Trump records from Tumblr

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Blowing a gasket after John Brennan’s interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as the growing pressure from his Russia scandal is taking its toll, Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are unraveling since he is unable to defend the indefensible and it’s causing more meltdowns for him and his legal team, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – and not handling it well as his imminent implosion continues unabated, the hypocrisy of a moron with authoritarian aspirations bitching about so-called McCarthyism is comical and quite entertaining, Trump is actually delusional enough to believe that he can take control of the investigation into his Russia scandal if he wants to – showing yet again that he has serious mental issues and is totally unfit to occupy the White House, Trump’s Twitter tantrums are going to increase as two of his closest cohorts were found guilty – and they definitely have evidence that implicates him and much more.

John Brennan’s Interview With Rachel Maddow Causes Trump To Lose His Mind article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/18/john-brennans-interview-with-rachel-maddow-causes-trump-to-lose-his-mind.html

The more he goes after all the witnesses and tries to obstruct justice, the more guilty our dimwitted dip shit makes himself look.

Trump reportedly plans to strip more security clearances to distract from the news cycle article from Vox. –
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/18/17750392/trump-security-clearance-john-brennan

Because there apparently isn’t already enough evidence indicting our lawless Liar and Thief, he’s going to commit more crimes to deflect from the fact that his illegitimate presidency is going down in flames due to his endless corruption and stupidity.

Trump’s Mental Health is Worsening: ‘Pray For Our Country’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/19/trumps-mental-health-is-worsening-pray-for-our-country.html

It has been obvious from day one that our feckless fuhrer has some serious mental deficits, but you can tell they’re getting worse.

‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Rudy Giuliani Has Epic Meltdown on Meet The Press article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-has-epic-meltdown-meet-press

Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are rapidly unraveling and his legal team is having a hard time accepting his imminent implosion and defending the indefensible:

“Attorney Rudy Giuliani insisted on Sunday that evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians can not be taken at face value because “truth isn’t truth.”

During an interview on NBC’s Meet the Press, Giuliani complained that special counsel Robert Mueller was taking too long to finish his investigation.

“Can’t you speed up Mueller’s report and can’t you have more credibility about getting Mueller’s report if you get the president to sit down with him?” NBC host Chuck Todd posited.

“Get the word credibility out of it. We have plenty of credibility,” Giuliani snapped. “It is a week and a half later and they have not responded to our letter. Now, don’t tell me that we’re delaying this if they are spending a week and a half getting back to us.”…”

Demagogue Trump from Pinterest

‘Truth Isn’t Truth!’: Rudy Giuliani Puts Trump’s Problem With Facts Into Words article from Slate.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/08/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-puts-trumps-problems-with-facts-into-words.html

Granted, defending the indefensible is impossible given our lackluster lame duck president’s* current and past criminal activities, but having a moronic lawyer making you look more foolish isn’t doing him any favors.

Continue reading

Misadventures of a minority-elect President 245

Pleased Dictators Trump from Pinterest

Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* begin with his committing yet another potential act of Treason by demanding no written historical record of his ‘summit’ with his Russian Master – in large part so he can lie his ass off about this farcical summit too, trying to stack the ‘Supreme’ Court with corrupt justices in his image to help him avoid accountability for his high crimes and misdemeanors probably won’t help Trump that much, questioning our Mango Mussolini’s definition of draining the swamp as it has grown exponentially since he was ‘elected’, pondering the point of a Trump rally in 2018, Trump’s hypocritical duplicity on immigration and sexual deviancy are astounding and so much more.

Trump wants no historical record of his opening talks with Putin at summit article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/3/1777756/-Trump-wants-no-historical-record-of-his-opening-talks-with-Putin-at-summit

Can’t imagine why our treasonous illegitimate president wouldn’t want a historical record of him kissing his Authoritarian Master’s ass…

CNN unravels the ‘mind numbing’ source of Trump’s latest Obama conspiracy article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/cnn-unravels-mind-numbing-source-trumps-latest-obama-conspiracy/

Our dimwitted dip shit loves partaking in and creating conspiracy theories regardless of how remarkably ignorant they may be – which appeals to a large number of those that comprise his minority of moronic minions that support him.

Trump Docket: New justice could sway court on president’s personal cases article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/05/trump-supreme-court-personal-692403

America’s most corrupt-ever president* wants to stack the corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court with justices that will illegally help him avoid accountability for all the high crimes and misdemeanors he has committed.

The Clown Who Plays King article from Crooks and Liars. –
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/07/clown-who-plays-king

The New York Daily News has a new cover worth checking out that shows our marmalade miscreant dressed like a clown wearing a crown – which captures Herr Frump’s incompetence completely:

“One imagines that outrage factories like Breitbart, The Washington Examiner, The Daily Caller, Fox News, etc wouldn’t be upset with this image so much, as they would with the idea that Trump and other collaborators with him are trying to overthrow American values.

Nor would they find the Daily News editorial at all to their liking, with passages such as this:

Enter the current occupant of the White House, who devotes this nation’s potent energies to barricading the borders, to separating refuge-seeking mothers from children, to ordering parents to leave the country with or without their kids now that a court has ordered their reunion.

Among them weep parents who assured their children before parting that they would see them soon, wherever they were going, in vain attempt to cushion the void…”

How Trump weaponized fake news — and changed the rules for fact checkers article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-weaponized-fake-news-changed-rules-fact-checkers-090032576.html

Our fake president’s* war on fake news has proved costly given there are so many idiots that are stupid enough to believe his lying ass, but it’s not difficult to weaponize the truth and use it against him either…

Continue reading