Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
How our dimwitted dip shit’s Ministry of Propaganda is finding it difficult to defend the indefensible begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* after his arguably treasonous words and deeds during his farcical Russia summit which proved to be more idol worship than anything else, how our feckless fuhrer continues getting away with his heinous crimes against the U.S. aided and abetted by his GOP brown shirt enablers, a look at how our Distractor-in-Chief twists reality and truth to make it appear as though his fuck ups are everyone else’s fault, once again Trump is making history for all the wrong reasons, the number of Trump’s moronic mini me’s regretting his potentially treasonous actions in Helsinki is growing as reality starts setting in plus much more.
Even on Fox, Trump’s Helsinki Performance Was ‘Ridiculous’ and ‘Surreal’ article from The Atlantic. –
It’s going to be interesting to see how our dimwitted dip shit reacts when his Ministry of Propaganda finds it difficult to defend the indefensible words and deeds he constantly perpetrates.
Rachel Maddow Lays Out The Devastating Case For Trump Being A Treasonous Traitor article from PoliticusUSA. –
How Trump’s many ties to Russia may explain his treasonous actions and what America must do to fight back against the Traitor in the White House:
Rachel Maddow ran through all of the connections and strange behaviors surrounding Trump and Russia and called on America to take the blinders off because Trump is working for Russia as president against the United States. https://t.co/N3p5L8WY7Q pic.twitter.com/fxtw1y0FPK
— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) July 17, 2018
Surrender Summit In Helsinki: A Rundowns Of Trump’s Capitulation To Putin On The World Stage article from Rantt Media. –
A recap of our treasonous Orange ass wipe’s capitulation and adoration of Russian President Putin during their secretive meeting that made America look extremely stupid.
Trump’s Own Team: He ‘Looked Incredibly Weak’ Next to Putin article from The Daily Beast. –
Revelations from our illegitimate president’s own administration on why Putin’s Kompromat looked weak and was acting like a traitor during the farcical Russia summit:
“Donald Trump’s much-anticipated meeting with Vladimir Putin on Monday offered him yet another opportunity to defy those who’ve criticized his coziness with the Russian leader.
But on a global stage, Trump didn’t just cower; he actively cemented an image of submissiveness to his Russian counterpart.
“I honestly had little to no good expectations for this,” said a senior Trump political appointee who works on issues surrounding Russian disinformation efforts, adding that the event “went about as well as I expected.”
“Trump looked incredibly weak up there. Putin looks like a champion,” the official continued. “I’d like to say I’m shocked, but this is the world in which we live now.”…”
Donald Trump wants you to know he’s getting away with it: Helsinki gloating fits a long pattern article from Salon. –
Were it not for our feckless fuhrer’s GOP brown shirt Gestapo aiding and abetting him while enabling his numerous crimes against the U.S., Trump would have been out of office and held accountable for his heinous crimes long ago.
Donald Trump Is Fulfilling All of Those Obama Conspiracy Theories article from Slate. –
How our Liar and Thief is epitomizing the far right President Obama conspiracy theories about being a Manchurian candidate and potentially committing numerous acts of Treason.
‘Constitutionally Incapable’: Trump Officials Reportedly Say ‘His Brain Can’t Process’ the Facts of Russian Election Interference article from Alternet. –
Even his own administration can’t explain the treasonous acts of our Traitor-in-Chief after his farcical Russia summit.
Kimmel: ‘We Now Know Beyond a Treasonable Doubt’ That Putin Is Blackmailing Trump article from The Wrap. –
It has long been suspected that Putin was blackmailing – and probably advising – our Mango Mussolini and now it is becoming more obvious:
“There was exactly one topic on the minds of late-night hosts on Monday: Donald Trump’s meeting with Vladimir Putin that left most everybody in the United States, including many high profile Republicans, pretty upset. And so Jimmy Kimmel, of course, led with this topic on his “Jimmy Kimmel Live” monologue on Monday night.
“Today was maybe the strangest of all 542 bizarre days of Donald Trump’s reign of error. Today may have been the weirdest,” Kimmel said. To help measure the weirdness, Kimmel used Trump’s pratfall-filled meeting with the Queen of England as the control, playing the clip of Trump inexplicably standing in front of her.
“But that turned out to be nothing compared to what happened in Finland this morning. Helsinki has frozen over,” Kimmel continued. “The president of the United States today publicly sided with Russia over our own FBI on the subject of cyber attacks on our election campaign. Trump had a meeting today with his KGBFF, Vladimir Putin, and in an interview with CBS yesterday he said he was going into this meeting with low expectations. We all were.
“So Trump and Putin met one on one with only their interpreters in the room for more than two hours. Reportedly, Trump wanted to meet with Putin alone because he didn’t want his advisers to see him naked, which is natural. And we probably should have known how this was going to go based on this because right off the bat you see here Trump gives Putin — he looks over at him as they sit down in front of the media and gives him a little wink. Yeah, there you go. That’s the ‘thanks for keeping that tape between us guys’ wink.”…”
Trump criticizes media amid growing criticism of his handling of Putin article from The Hill. –
A look at how our Distractor-in-Chief twists reality and truth to make it appear that all his fuck ups are everyone else’s fault and not his own.
New York Daily News scorches ‘treason’ Trump with brutal new cover article from AOL News. –
Once again the New York Daily News rips our treasonous wannabe dictator with its cover:
An early look at Tuesday’s front… pic.twitter.com/BXsoZsIT4B
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) July 16, 2018
Trump’s horror show in Helinski article from The Week. –
More on the misadventures of our treasonous wannabe dictator during his secretive, farcical Russia summit.
Trump attacks media for not praising his meeting with Putin article from ThinkProgress. –
Our fake president’s war on fake news is pathetically comical since it’s hard to determine in this case if he’s delusional or dishonest since the meeting was all held in secret:
“President Trump on Tuesday morning attacked the media for failing to report positive things about a summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin — a secret meeting that preceded a joint press conference in which the president excused Russia’s attack on American democracy, and indicated he takes Putin’s word over the consensus of his own intelligence community.
Referring to his lengthy meeting with Putin — one that even his aides weren’t allowed to attend — Trump tweeted, “While I had a great meeting with NATO, raising vast amounts of money, I had an even better meeting with Vladimir Putin of Russia. Sadly, it is not being reported that way – the Fake News is going Crazy!”
While I had a great meeting with NATO, raising vast amounts of money, I had an even better meeting with Vladimir Putin of Russia. Sadly, it is not being reported that way – the Fake News is going Crazy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 17, 2018
It’s unclear how Trump expects the media to report favorably or otherwise about his meeting with Putin, given that no details about what was discussed have been released, and nobody besides the two leaders and translators was present for it…”
Trump’s Remarkable Attempt to Walk Back His Russia Comments article from The Atlantic. –
Because of the outrage created by his failed farcical Russia summit, our Lord of the Lies tried – albeit deceitfully and unsuccessfully – to walk back his treacherous comments and say he does trust U.S. Intelligence.
Treasonous! Impeach! Time’s Up! article from Common Dreams. –
The list of impeachable crimes committed by the most corrupt president* this country has ever had the displeasure of living in the White House is remarkable, and impeachment is definitely an option.
Trump’s Crisis of Legitimacy article from The Atlantic. –
Part of the reason our demented delinquent keeps freaking out over the ‘witch hunt’ and desperately claiming ‘no collusion’ is due in part to the fact that if it is found that Russia did indeed affect the outcome of the election, it means his presidency really is illegitimate – despite the obvious…
Trump Digs the Hole Deeper article from Slate. –
No matter how many times our dysfunctional dumb ass decides to use dubious double speak to wiggle his fat ass out of accountability for his duplicitous dipshittery he ends up digging himself a bigger hole:
“As appalling as President Trump’s appearance was on Monday in Helsinki, his meeting with congressional leaders back in Washington on Tuesday was…well, not worse, but only a little less disgraceful.
If some of the lawmakers sitting around the table in the White House had not yet regarded Trump as a habitual liar, they could not possibly have escaped that conclusion after this session. One of his lies was so gargantuan, and so obvious, that the lawmakers—and the viewers watching the broadcast of these remarks—could only conclude that Trump regards them as among the most gullible fools on the planet.
Trump said he wanted to clear up a misunderstanding about one of the most-lambasted statements at his press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin. When a reporter fatefully asked him at that event whether he believed his intelligence agencies’ finding that Russia had meddled with the 2016 election, Trump said, “I don’t see any reason why it would be Russia.” But now, 24 hours later, Trump claimed that he meant to say, “I don’t know why it wouldn’t be Russia.”
He added, “That probably clarifies things.” Yes, it clarifies that nothing Trump says can be trusted…”
Trump’s Been Insulting Our Intelligence – and Intelligence Services – Since Day One article from The Daily Beast. –
Making everything about him while blaming everyone else for his fatal flaws that are imploding his failed presidency only fools the moronic mini me’s that support him, not the majority that didn’t ‘elect’ him.
Donald Trump’s most reliable talking points all come from the ‘fake news’ media he despises article from ThinkProgress. –
The endless pathological lies, propaganda and fairy tale spin that constantly spew from our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s mouth and Twitter feed are derived from his fraudulent Ministry of Propaganda, but he relies heavily on the ‘fake’ media he claims to despise too for creating many of his fallacies.
Historians Say President Trump Smashed U.S. Leadership Conventions During Rocky Europe Trip article from TIME. –
Once again our dystopian Orange ass wipe is setting records for all the wrong reason and it’s going to help doom his already failed, illegitimate presidency.
Donald Trump and the tangled tales of the tapes article from Yahoo! News. –
When caught in the middle of his lies – which is quite frequently – our nefarious narcissist likes to allude to the existence of tapes that will exonerate him, though more often-than-not existing tapes actually implicate him:
“When Donald Trump gets in one of his frequent jams, caught between his own words and the truth, he likes to allude to the existence of tapes that will exonerate him.
He did it in his confrontation with former FBI director James Comey over what was said in their private Oval Office meeting, leading to Comey’s famous expostulation to Congress: “Lordy, I hope there are tapes!” (There weren’t.) He did it just last week, disputing a British newspaper’s account of him insulting Prime Minister Teresa May, offering to supply reporters with tapes of the interview “for your enjoyment if you’d like it.” (The White House never followed up when Yahoo News requested the tapes, and the newspaper in question, the Sun, eventually released a clip that seemed to show Trump had said exactly what had been reported.)
In fact, tapes (audio and video) have more often gotten Trump into trouble than out of it. There was, of course, the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape that nearly derailed his campaign one month before the election. There is (or isn’t) the rumored “pee tape” of Trump with prostitutes in a Moscow hotel room during his brief visit there in 2013, a recording supposedly in the possession of Russian intelligence, which in some people’s minds explains his otherwise inexplicable deference to Vladimir Putin. There are countless hours of outtakes from his 14-year run as host of “The Apprentice” and “Celebrity Apprentice” in which he either did or did not say or do something reprehensible. While there’s no evidence for all or most of these recordings, the potential that they do exist supplied the premise for an upcoming television show in which comedian Tom Arnold details his search for compromising Trump clips.
One thing Arnold almost certainly won’t find is a tape of the private conversation Trump had with Putin in Helsinki Monday. The two presidents met for more than two hours with only their translators present, and only those four know what was said — unless, as former CIA Director John Brennan suspects, Russian intelligence was listening in…”
THE UNWINDING OF DONALD TRUMP article from The New Yorker. –
It seems our Marmalade Miscreant has ruffled a lot of feathers – including many of his supporters – after his farcical Russia summit for a lot of reasons.
Weak Trump Flip-Flops For The 4th Time In 3 Days On Russian Election Meddling article from PoliticusUSA. –
So much constant lying about everything, especially Russian interference into U.S. elections, is making our repugnant Orange ruler look profoundly corrupt:
Trump Starts His Third Russia Mess In Three Days article from Splinter News. –
Whoever has baby sitting duty for our moronic man-boy in the White House really needs to pay closer attention and keep his ignorant ass under control.
Russiagate Is Far Wider Than Trump and His Inner Circle article from The Nation. –
It also includes his GOP brown shirt enablers in Congress, which explains why so many of them are trying desperately to derail it:
“What did everyone think was going to happen?
There’s nothing we learned from Donald Trump’s meeting in Helsinki on Monday with Vladimir Putin that we didn’t already know. Seeing the president of the United States praise a foreign adversary to his face while insulting his own intelligence services carries some remaining power to shock, but nothing about Trump’s past statements, including his tweets in the days leading up to the summit, suggested anything very different was in store. We certainly should have been prepared for the likelihood that Trump would flatter Putin, denounce the media, and generally humiliate the United States for no discernible reason.
On the one hand, it’s healthy that the public is capable of expressing outrage. It’s reassuring that Trump’s appalling behavior and flagrant corruption haven’t been completely normalized. And yet there’s something empty about this reaction every time it occurs. The fact that Trump is unfit for office isn’t news.
Here’s what is news: Last Friday, just days before the Trump-Putin summit, Robert Mueller indicted 12 Russian intelligence officers, charging them with hacking, identity theft, and conspiracy to launder money. Allegedly, these officers were behind the hacking of the Democratic National Committee, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and the e-mails of Clinton campaign officials in 2016 and released stolen e-mails via Guccifer 2.0, the entity that furnished them to WikiLeaks in order to spread chaos and distrust among Democrats…”
Trump-regret syndrome is spreading among Republicans after Helsinki: How far will it go? article from Salon. –
Time will tell how many more of his moronic minions will turn on him, but our Orwellian Orange Russian Kompromat is starting to pay a price.
Trump, Retreating Further Into Soothing Alternate Reality Says Russia Is Actually Scared of Him article from Slate. –
Our gift that keeps on giving thrives on distractions, lies and conspiracy theories to ignorantly try and make himself look innocent of any wrongdoing which inevitably makes him look more corrupt and foolish.
The Walk-Backs Mean Nothing, Because Trump’s Word Means Nothing article from Esquire. –
Trump is incapable of telling the truth or facing facts and reality, and when he tosses in distractions on top of everything to try and avoid accountability, the fact that his word means absolutely nothing becomes glaringly evident.
Trump Lied About Supporting U.S. Intelligence and No One Seems to Care article from Rolling Stone. –
Probably because all he ever does it lie and he needs Russia to help continue financing his fraudulent businesses:
“President Trump knew it was bad when he lost Fox & Friends. The morning after he fluffed up Vladimir Putin while teeing off on the U.S. intelligence community during a press conference in Helsinki, the president was roundly criticized by his favorite morning news program. At one point, host Brian Kilmeade looked into the camera and appealed to the president directly. “When Newt Gingrich, when General Jack Keane, when Matt Schlapp said the president fell short and made our intelligence apparatus look bad, I think it’s time to pay attention,” he said. “I think it’s easily correctible from the president’s perspective.”
In reality, the president’s performance during Monday’s press conference isn’t easily correctible. Trump is deep within the pocket of a manipulative, authoritarian leader determined to drive a wedge between the United States and its closest allies, at the same time compromising America’s democratic process with little recourse. But reality is immaterial when it comes to Trump’s Executive-Time synergy with Kilmeade. Republican talking heads like Newt Gingrich don’t pay it much mind, either. Like Kilmeade, the former Speaker of the House called on Trump to “immediately” correct what he called the “most serious mistake of his presidency.”
President Trump must clarify his statements in Helsinki on our intelligence system and Putin. It is the most serious mistake of his presidency and must be corrected—-immediately.
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) July 16, 2018
Trump certainly heard Kilmeade’s appeal, and, according to the Washington Post, he was also “particularly rattled” by the criticism from Gingrich, one of his most loyal supporters. So the president got together with his advisers and devised a fix. A few hours later, he called reporters to the White House, where he read a prepared statement claiming he misspoke on Monday when he said he couldn’t see a reason why Russia would want to interfere in the election – a ludicrous reversal considering he spent the rest of the 45-minute press conference praising Putin and bashing U.S. intelligence…”
Has Trump violated his oath of office? A primer on presidential duty and accountability article from The Raw Story. –
Trump never had any intention of keeping his word or his oath of office and every intention of profiting personally since being ‘elected.’
Trump plays semantics on Russian meddling article from Politico. –
On the many ways our demented delusionist creates distractions to try and cover his numerous crimes and treasonous actions.
Trump tweets that Russia summit was ‘great success’ – and says ‘real enemy’ is ‘fake news media’ article from The Raw Story. –
Once again our Twitter tyrant had one of his usual meltdowns due to mounting pressure from his criminal actions and stupidly decided to create yet another distraction to vilify ‘fake media.’
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