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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 337

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Today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malignant minority-elect president* begins with how the coronavirus pandemic and his treasonous response to Russian bounties on U.S. troops in Afghanistan have exacerbated the imminent implosion of his massive failure of a presidency, he is going to pay a big price for his criminally negligent failed response to the coronavirus pandemic, his niece confirms that all he ever does is lie about everything because it gives him pleasure, Donnie’s in trouble now because his delusional distractions and lies aren’t working any more and he’s not handling it well and so much more.

A Complete Analysis Of Trump’s 180th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt.

More on the ongoing axiomatic corruption and stupidity being perpetrated by Trump who has failed miserably in more ways than one, but the coronavirus pandemic and his treasonous actions with Russian bounties on U.S. troops in Afghanistan are currently hurting him the most.

Millions of Americans are about to find out just how badly they’ve been screwed by Trump and the GOP article from The Daily Kos.

As the coronavirus pandemic continues raging and reversing the ‘gains’ made in jobs last month while the economy continues crashing and burning due to Trump’s criminal negligence in his failed pandemic response, people are going to be devastated as benefits budgeted to help everyone, especially unemployed, are about to expire at the end of July, and they are going to be pissed off royally as they should be…

Trump Blames Joe Biden For Violent Crime That Took Place Over 4th Of July Weekend article from PoliticusUSA.

The Don appears to have forgotten that he is currently the president* in his land of delusion in which he blames the Democratic presidential nominee for everything his failed criminal regime is responsible for:

The floor is collapsing under Trump as COVID-19 hits his base article from Alternet.

Now that the rapidly expanding coronavirus pandemic is destroying states that voted for his corrupt and ignorant ass, Donald is losing more of his base and he can’t handle it:

“I have long argued that conservatives’ innate empathy deficit requires them to suffer directly from societal problems and controversies before they will support basic concepts, like the value of the social safety net or the importance of medical research or the morality of same-sex marriage. We’ve seen this play out with the COVID-19 crisis, as the virus first hit urban centers and coastal regions rather than Republican strongholds.

Republican governors, with only a few exceptions, did not take the pandemic seriously enough and put too much emphasis on reopening their economies. They are now suffering the consequences, and their constituents are turning on them, and on the president. Gallup shows Trump’s approval rating sinking to 38 percent, and the explanation is based almost entirely on new people being impacted by COVID-19.

Pew Research Center polls show Trump’s approval is slipping fastest in the 500 counties where the number of cases have been more than 28 coronavirus deaths per 100,000 people.

Pew surveyed voters in late March and the same people again in late June, and found 17% of those who approved of the president in March now disapprove…”

Rachel Maddow Zeroes In On Central Theme Of New Tell-All Book: Trump’s Favorite Hobby Is Lying article from PoliticusUSA.

A new tell-all book by Trump’s niece reveals some new things and confirms a lot of other things, including the fact that all he ever does is lie about everything:

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Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Trying to delegitimize the 2020 elections after his massively embarrassing failure of a campaign rally begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as he takes to Twitter to spew yet another bull shit conspiracy theory to deflect from his failed presidency as its imminent implosion quickens, the Donald’s malevolent criminal negligence in dealing with the coronavirus pandemic has exacerbated it and it’s coming back to bite him bigly and he owns it now, when our fake president* starts claiming fake news about information the confirms more of his immutable treasonous actions, you can rest assured that it is indeed real and true and that Trump is guilty as hell and so much more.

Trump Flips Out After Nightmare Weekend: Mail-in Ballots Will ‘Rig’ 2020 Election article from Crooks and Liars.

Dubiously trying to delegitimize the 2020 elections after his joke of a rally that turned into a major embarrassment for him has really pissed Trump off and paved the way for more conspiracy theories and delusions to distract from the failure that is his corrupt, idiotic illegitimate presidency:

POLITICO Playbook: Trump’s carousel of self-destruction article from Politico.

A look at how complete stupidity and corruption – the entirety of Trump’s life – has created the implosion of a forever impeached president* whose sole purpose of existence is to enrich himself at everyone else’s cost and he’s about to pay bigly for it.

Trump Got a Humiliating Comeuppance in Tulsa. Expect New Lows From His Campaign. article from Truthout.

Our diaper dictator isn’t as popular as he thinks he is, and apparently some of the moronic minions that foolishly support him are afraid of getting sick and he can’t handle it so expect more dirty tricks and lies that won’t work either…

Trump Just Had One of the Worst Weekends of His Presidency article from Vice News.

As his imminent implosion continues gaining speed due to his endless stupidity and corruption, Trump’s desperation is going to make him do even more moronic stunts and further hasten his implosion:

“President Donald Trump has had a pretty rough 72 hours, all things considered.

Since Friday: The president went back on the rally circuit to a colossally underwhelming crowd in Tulsa; said he told administration officials to stop testing in order to make it look like infection rates were going down; defended Confederate statues and blamed the coronavirus on China again; took a few Ls against John Bolton over Bolton’s new tell-all book; fired a U.S. Attorney who’s well-known for investigating his associates; and now is typing all-caps screeds on Twitter about “election rigging.” Got all that?

It all started for Trump late Friday night, when the Justice Department announced that Geoffrey Berman, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, was stepping down from his office, and then Berman responded with his own statement saying that, no, he wasn’t going to do that.

Berman has been heavily involved in the prosecution of former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen and Rudy Giuliani’s associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, not to mention an ongoing investigation into Giuliani himself, and Trump attempted to distance himself from the decision…”

Trump wanted a packed house in Tulsa and street violence outside – 0 for 2 article from Salon.

One would think that after his failed photo-op in front of a church after violently removing peaceful protesters and trying to lie about it that Bunker Boy would have learned that most people oppose his racist narcissistic delusions, but alas our profoundly corrupt and idiotic forever impeached president* seems unable to figure that out.

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Today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malignant minority-elect president* begins with how his endless corruption and stupidity in handling the coronavirus pandemic is criminal, his growing desperation at getting ‘reelected’ is comical and very entertaining – though not so much for him, it appears that this time nothing is going to save Trump’s failed presidency, the Donald’s big comeback rally was a major failure – for obvious reasons and his alternate reality is imploding and so much more.

Donald Trump’s Corruption Is Killing Americans article from Mother Jones.

How the endless corruption and stupidity of Trump and his equally treasonous administration has killed tens of thousands of Americans for political profit with the catastrophic failure of their coronavirus pandemic response.

Donald Trump’s Increasingly Elaborate Bid to Create His Own America article from Slate.

On Donnie’s intentional lying and creating false realities to try and accommodate his delusions, and sadly the minority of moronic minions that actually support him are stupid enough to fall for it too.

As the people rise up against brutality, Trump and his enforcers move to criminalize dissent article from Salon.

The Don is illegally – as usual – trying to turn America into a police state because of his neo fascist authoritarian dreams, but in typical fashion, he’s too corrupt and stupid to do it effectively, and it will cost him the White House come November.

Trump declares Dems ‘domestic terrorists,’ ‘ugly anarchist,’ ‘antifa’ and ‘radical left’ – and that was just today article from The Raw Story.

Because the Donald’s presidency is imploding at a record pace and his ‘reelection’ chances are growing slimmer by the day, he’s reverting back to old habits thinking his dwindling base will save his corrupt and ignorant ass, and as usual, he’s delusional:

“President Donald Trump’s base is actually shrinking. Just five months away from the election he’s doing his best to lose voters rather than gain them, in the frivolous belief that a strong base, however small, will always turn out for him and win his re-election.

There’s no question Trump’s base, however small, is devoted. But a slew of polls over the past week show support dropping. Bigly. In some polls, by as much as 14 points overall.

And yet Trump is working hard to offend anyone who’s not already part of his base – even Republicans – but especially Democrats.

The Madness of Donald article from Counter Punch.

It took more than three years of nothing but crimes, lies, deceptions and bull shit from Trump before the media and others began calling him a liar and noting what a failure his presidency is.

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How another illegal executive order that is as phony as his Twitter feed begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as his meltdown over his massively failed corrupt presidency continues at warp speed, why the Don needs to shut the fuck up and put his blackberry down to avoid Twitter for a change, the Donald’s corruption and stupidity have hastened the imminent implosion of his failed presidency, searching for #BunkerBoy as he hides away incapable of acting presidential for a multitude of obvious reasons, even the Don’s attempts at trying to be authoritarian are failing miserably and so much more.

Trump’s new executive order is as phony as his Twitter feed article from CNN.

How our deceptive, delusional, forever impeached illegitimate president* is trying – albeit probably illegally – to rule by edict with an executive order because Trump had a Twitter tantrum and can’t stop shooting himself in the foot repeatedly.

A week of distractions from Trump shows a leader in crisis article from CNN.

Another look at how the Donald only excels at creating distractions to deflect from his criminal, catastrophic failure of a coronavirus pandemic response who is incapable of leading anything, let alone a country, and who keeps showing exactly why he never was and never will be a legitimate president.

Fire, pestilence and a country at war with itself: the Trump presidency is over article from The Guardian.

On how a corrupt moronic president* abdicates all responsibility to incite racism and violence to stay in the News while spewing lies and delusions on Twitter while repeatedly illustrating why his life and his presidency are massive fraudulent failures.

‘He should just stop talking’: Atlanta mayor slams Trump’s responses to George Floyd protests article from The Daily Kos.

Why the Don needs to shut the fuck up and put his blackberry away to avoid Twitter as he provides yet more evidence of committing crimes and inciting violence in office to be used against him at a later date:

“Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms appeared on both CNN’s State of the Union and CBS News’ Face the Nation this Sunday morning. In both appearances, the mayor urged Donald Trump to “just stop” talking. The mayor compared Trump’s tweets about mass protests to his comments on Charlottesville, adding that “he speaks and he makes it worse.” Charlottesville is a reference to the deadly 2017 white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, and the counter-protest. Trump famously commented that there were “very fine people on both sides.”

When speaking to Jake Tapper on CNN, Mayor Bottoms said of Trump: “If he can’t be silent, if there is somebody of good sense and good conscience in the White House, put him in front of a teleprompter and pray that he reads it. And at least says the right things, because he is making it worse.”

Here is that CNN clip.

Trump led month of distractions and grievances article from The Hour.

A look at how Trump spent the month of May deflecting and diverting from his massively failed presidency as his corrupt ignorance continued hastening its implosion.

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Today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malignant minority-elect president* begins with his trying to avoid accountability for his criminal actions, Trump is committing more crimes while threatening to cut funding for states that opt to use mail-in voting while fabricating yet more delusional voter fraud claims because he knows his ass is grass and he’ll be facing prison once he’s booted out of the White House, how his malfeasance is the gift that keeps on giving for his rivals, how his corruption and ignorance is growing as his desperation grows, how his growing desperation at getting his ass handed to him in November bigly is driving him even more criminally insane, as his epic failures continue to grow so too do his crimes and so much more.

By Firing 5 Inspectors General, Trump Wages War On Accountability article from Rantt.

Trump will go down in history as the most Treasonous, profoundly corrupt and idiotic president* in history for trying desperately to keep his crimes covered up and he’s only making his life worse once he’s out of office:

What does Trump mean by ‘war president’? He’s really the leader of a death cult article from Salon News.

It’s sorta sad that the moronic minions that blindly follow their corrupt and ignorant president* are too stupid to see how things really are, and they could pay a major price for it in more ways than one.

Trump refuses to answer when reporter asks him what funding he’ll cut from Michigan if they don’t change their voting laws article from The Raw Story.

Threatening to commit crimes while fabricating fraudulent claims of voter fraud isn’t doing Donnie any favors:

Trump moves openly to steal the election: Democrats should impeach him again article from Salon News.

It’s no secret that the Donald desperately needs help to steal the election again – which he has openly asked for and was impeached for – but threatening to withhold money because states are opting to use mail in ballots is a crime, to add to the many others he has already committed during his failed coronavirus response, and he knows if everyone votes his ass is looking at jail time once he’s booted out of the White House:

“Despite his off-the-charts narcissism, Donald Trump knows on some level that the majority of Americans don’t want him to be president and he cannot win in a fair election. He didn’t beat Hillary Clinton in the popular vote in 2016 — she got nearly 3 million more votes — and only won because of the outsize influence of smaller, rural states in the Electoral College. He has only grown less popular since then and is now well behind former Vice President Joe Biden in most national polls, usually by a margin of 5 to 8 points.

But Trump has had a plan to win in 2020, ever since his re-election campaign kicked off the second he was inaugurated: Cheat like crazy.

Trying to cheat in the presidential election is, of course, what Trump was impeached for in December, which no doubt feels like ancient history, due to the rising death tolls and exploding unemployment rate over which our “very stable genius” of a president has presided since then. So here’s a refresher: Trump, anticipating (apparently correctly) that Biden would be his Democratic opponent, leveraged the power of the State Department in an effort to blackmail the Ukrainian president into publicly backing right-wing conspiracy theories about Biden, threatening to withhold military aid unless Ukrainian officials announced “investigations” into Biden. The idea was to create the 2020 version of “Clinton’s emails” by using phony investigations and innuendo to paint Biden as corrupt, even though there’s no evidence Biden did anything corrupt in his dealings with Ukraine.

Impeachment did a lot to shut down that scheme (though I have no doubt they’ll keep trying), but that doesn’t mean Trump has given up the hope that he can rig some kind of victory, even in an election when strong majorities of Americans oppose him. Since shamelessness and callousness are among Trump’s central qualities, he’s perfectly happy to exploit the coronavirus crisis to do it. Yep, that same crisis that he made exponentially worse with his negligence and open hostility to science — now he wants to use it to deprive American voters of their chance to kick him out on his keister in November…”

Trump’s COVID-19 Disinformation Campaign Is a Preview of the 2020 Elections article from Truthout.

Trump’s alternate reality is nothing but disinformation and delusions catered to the endless lies he never stops spewing, so in many ways it’s true that the bull shit he’s been gaslighting Americans about over the coronavirus are in many ways an exact replica of his reelection campaign since that’s all his profoundly corrupt and ignorant ass knows.

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His peddling extra-strength conspiracy theories due to his mounting desperation and epic failed presidency begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as his support continues dwindling because he lies too much and is nothing but a moronic fraud, how creating bull shit distractions and conspiracy theories to deflect from the mounting number of U.S. deaths from his failed coronavirus pandemic response isn’t working well for the Don, still trying to rewrite history by claiming Russia didn’t help him ‘win’ the election despite the obvious, it appears that the Donald may have committed more Treason with an illegal arms deal to Saudi Arabia and that’s why he’s covering up his crimes by firing all the Inspectors General investigating them, why creating a phony ‘Obamagate’ scandal isn’t going to work for our impotent ignoramus this time and much more.

Why Trump Is Peddling Extra-Strength Conspiracy Theories article from Politico.

Desperate times call for desperate measures and Trump is growing dangerously desperate because he’s losing his base and the vast majority of Americans don’t trust him for obvious reasons – especially since he’s told more than 18,000 lies, as of April, since being ‘elected’ – and he’s a profoundly corrupt and idiotic con man.

Trump peddles ‘Obamagate,’ struggles to explain what it is article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.

Using delusional conspiracy theories as a distraction from his policy of abdication to try and make people think his catastrophic coronavirus pandemic failure is successful is hurting the Donald’s dumb ass but he’s too stupid and corrupt to figure that out.

Rachel Maddow Crushes Trump’s Lawyers For Arguing That He’s Too Busy To Be Investigated article from PoliticusUSA.

Trump – and the shysters stupid enough to ruin their careers by aiding and abetting a profoundly corrupt president* by trying to justify his criminal endeavors as being above the law – claims he’s too busy, but that bull shit claim is belied by the amount of time he spends watching television and rage tweeting instead of running the country:

Trump is peddling yet a new fake scandal — but there’s no way around 83,000 deaths article from The Raw Story.

Yet more on the Don’s latest bull shit ‘Obamagate’ conspiracy theory designed to deflect from his massive failure of a coronavirus pandemic response that has caused more than 90,000 U.S. deaths to date and shows no signs of slowing any time soon regardless of his lying about it going away:

“On Monday afternoon, President Trump tried once again to declare victory in the fight against what he calls “the invisible enemy” by holding one of his so-called briefings in the Rose Garden to celebrate America’s allegedly successful testing program. As one would expect, trying to sell the assembled press on such a blatant lie did not go well. At best, the testing program has been “anemic and spotty,” as former President Obama has put it, and the long delays and dithering in the response have led to the deaths of 83,000 people, and counting, within just a couple of months.

It was a sad and perfunctory performance, ending with a racist attack on an Asian-American reporter, after which Trump flounced off the stage like a disappointed second runner-up at one of his sleazy pageants.

He is clearly very upset that the medical community hasn’t devised a magic cure and that the virus isn’t succumbing to his repeated exhortations to “just go away.” The grand reopening of the economy is a chaotic mess and the “numbers” he’s so obsessed with keep going in the wrong direction. But his friends in the media and his top henchman at the Department of Justice, Attorney General Bill Barr, have come up with something thrilling to distract him from his troubles and make the pain go away.

They’re calling it “Obamagate,” and on Mother’s Day Trump spent nearly the entire day tweeting about it in a hysterical frenzy. When asked at the press conference by the Washington Post’s Philip Rucker to explain what he had meant when he tweeted that Obama had committed “the biggest political crime in American history, by far,” Trump replied, “You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours.”…”

Debunking ‘Obamagate,’ Trump’s Latest Conspiracy Theory article from Rantt.

A look at the latest delusion from our forever impeached illegitimate president* being used as a distraction from his failed coronavirus pandemic response.

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