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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 336

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Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Trying to delegitimize the 2020 elections after his massively embarrassing failure of a campaign rally begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as he takes to Twitter to spew yet another bull shit conspiracy theory to deflect from his failed presidency as its imminent implosion quickens, the Donald’s malevolent criminal negligence in dealing with the coronavirus pandemic has exacerbated it and it’s coming back to bite him bigly and he owns it now, when our fake president* starts claiming fake news about information the confirms more of his immutable treasonous actions, you can rest assured that it is indeed real and true and that Trump is guilty as hell and so much more.

Trump Flips Out After Nightmare Weekend: Mail-in Ballots Will ‘Rig’ 2020 Election article from Crooks and Liars.

Dubiously trying to delegitimize the 2020 elections after his joke of a rally that turned into a major embarrassment for him has really pissed Trump off and paved the way for more conspiracy theories and delusions to distract from the failure that is his corrupt, idiotic illegitimate presidency:

POLITICO Playbook: Trump’s carousel of self-destruction article from Politico.

A look at how complete stupidity and corruption – the entirety of Trump’s life – has created the implosion of a forever impeached president* whose sole purpose of existence is to enrich himself at everyone else’s cost and he’s about to pay bigly for it.

Trump Got a Humiliating Comeuppance in Tulsa. Expect New Lows From His Campaign. article from Truthout.

Our diaper dictator isn’t as popular as he thinks he is, and apparently some of the moronic minions that foolishly support him are afraid of getting sick and he can’t handle it so expect more dirty tricks and lies that won’t work either…

Trump Just Had One of the Worst Weekends of His Presidency article from Vice News.

As his imminent implosion continues gaining speed due to his endless stupidity and corruption, Trump’s desperation is going to make him do even more moronic stunts and further hasten his implosion:

“President Donald Trump has had a pretty rough 72 hours, all things considered.

Since Friday: The president went back on the rally circuit to a colossally underwhelming crowd in Tulsa; said he told administration officials to stop testing in order to make it look like infection rates were going down; defended Confederate statues and blamed the coronavirus on China again; took a few Ls against John Bolton over Bolton’s new tell-all book; fired a U.S. Attorney who’s well-known for investigating his associates; and now is typing all-caps screeds on Twitter about “election rigging.” Got all that?

It all started for Trump late Friday night, when the Justice Department announced that Geoffrey Berman, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, was stepping down from his office, and then Berman responded with his own statement saying that, no, he wasn’t going to do that.

Berman has been heavily involved in the prosecution of former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen and Rudy Giuliani’s associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, not to mention an ongoing investigation into Giuliani himself, and Trump attempted to distance himself from the decision…”

Trump wanted a packed house in Tulsa and street violence outside – 0 for 2 article from Salon.

One would think that after his failed photo-op in front of a church after violently removing peaceful protesters and trying to lie about it that Bunker Boy would have learned that most people oppose his racist narcissistic delusions, but alas our profoundly corrupt and idiotic forever impeached president* seems unable to figure that out.

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