Congratulations to Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke. In what may be the most interesting season yet of Dancing With The Stars Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke took home the first place trophy. Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff ended up in second.
Here’s a quick rundown on the season 3 stars:
Tucker Carlson, this seasons version of Master P, was eliminated during the first week. No surprise there. Unlike Master P, he didn’t have people paid to vote. I’m not even sure why he showed up. Definitely should have been the first to go.
Shanna Moakler was in the middle of a potentially nasty divorce and ended up going home after week 2. I gained a new respect for Shanna when she got into a fight with Paris Hilton (which also involved one of her leftover boytoys who’s tough enough to harm a woman). Shanna, I could hug you for doing what I’m sure so many others want to do when you smacked her. Cheryl Burke was there when it happened too.
Note to Paris: it’s time to get over your cranial-rectumitis and pull your head out. Get over yourself. (By the way you are not now and never will be the “Princess Di” of this generation, and I’m sure a lot of people cry when they listen to your music).