Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
Today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malignant minority-elect president* begins with the astronomical price we’re going to pay for his profound corruption and endless stupidity and how it’s going to come back and bite him bigly, constantly trying to spin his massive, corrupt failures as successes is making him look even more corrupt and ignorant, Donnie’s criminal presidency is going to catch up to him, the media is enabling Trump’s lies to rewrite his failed history as president* with total impunity – but as with everything else he does, it too will fail miserably, why he should face charges for his criminally negligent response to the coronavirus pandemic and so much more.
Trump gives us the worst of both worlds: A ruined economy and a soaring death rate article from Salon News.
How Trump’s profound corruption and ignorance are going to destroy many of his supporters – albeit the rest of us in the majority too – and will not regain the economy he inherited from his predecessor which has tanked thanks to him, the price is going to be astronomical in more ways than one, and it’s going to cost him big time.
Abbreviated Pundit Round-up: Trump slump looking like garbage dump article from The Daily Kos.
It’s hard to believe that each passing day brings yet more news of Donnie’s endless corruption and stupidity, yet he proves repeatedly that we are wrong – there is no bottom to the dystopian delusions of our forever impeached illegitimate president* and that it’s only going to get worse:
We left a playbook. He ignored it.— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 2, 2020
We created an office to prepare for pandemics. He gutted it.
We had CDC officials in China to detect and contain outbreaks. He pulled them out.
Trump can try and shift blame all he wants, but the fact is his actions left us unprepared. https://t.co/NdsINZ307m
Trump’s Wuhan Lab Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory Is Bogus, According to, Uh, Everyone article from Vice News.
The conspiracy theory created by Trump and the idiots he surrounds himself with to blame China for the massively fucked up wet dream that is his coronavirus pandemic response is also failing miserably.
Through Creative Accounting, Trump Tries to Cast America’s Death Toll as an Achievement article from The Intercept.
You never know what kind of lies and bull shit will spew from the Donald’s delusional little brain, but you can be sure that the lies will never stop, especially as he tries spinning a rapidly growing death rate from his failed coronavirus pandemic response as a victory:
“IN A WEEK where the number of Americans killed by Covid-19 passed 66,000, Donald Trump assured us that this death toll, looked at from the right angle, is really proof of how great he is at his job.
Asked on Thursday to account for his son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner’s description of the federal government’s chaotic response to the coronavirus pandemic as “a great success story” that “needs to be told,” the president said that he agreed. “We’ve solved every problem,” he claimed. “We solved it quickly.”
“I don’t think anybody has done a better job — with testing, with ventilators, with all of the things that we’ve done,” Trump added. “And our death totals, our numbers per million people, are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done.”…”
Trump today: “Our death totals, our numbers, per million people, are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done.” Via CSPAN pic.twitter.com/gOi7DIJIQX— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 30, 2020
Trump parrots fake tv doctors, says Americans need to go to work or people will do drugs and die article from The Daily Kos.
The delusions in Trump’s addled brain are going to end up killing tens of thousands of people – which could be considered akin to genocide given his catastrophic failed response to the pandemic – and the day will come that he needs to be held accountable for his criminal actions once he’s voted out this November:
Trump lies and says models that show US coronavirus deaths increasing in coming weeks are based on “no mitigation,” which is not the case. They are based on the relaxation of mitigation that he has been championing. pic.twitter.com/ijqmzGya73— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 5, 2020
Coronavirus crisis compounded by disastrous Trump admin decisions video from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.
A closer look at the litany of bad decisions, poor choices and outright corruption by the Don and his ilk that has turned his failed coronavirus pandemic response into a catastrophe.
Donald Trump Doesn’t Care If You Die From The Coronavirus article from The Huff Post.
For Trump it has always been about getting ‘reelected,’ not keeping America safe and he really couldn’t give a shit less whether you die or not – it’s all about him now and always.
If This Pandemic Is a War, Trump Is a War Criminal article from The Nation.
The delusions of his being a war president* are a far stretch from reality, and the actions of his failed coronavirus pandemic response have been criminal and he will eventually pay a price one way or the other:
“On Tuesday, Donald Trump was asked by a reporter to comment on new projections showing even more deaths from the Covid-19 pandemic than previously were expected. “Those projections are without mitigation,” Trump responded. “We’re doing a lot of mitigation.” He added, “The people of our country should think of themselves as warriors. Our country has to open.”
On their own terms, these comments are incoherent and self-refuting. The main mitigation the United States is doing is social distancing, which has been effective in slowing down the spread of the disease but not stopping it. In fact, outside of New York and surrounding states, Covid-19 is still spreading rapidly.
As The New York Times reports, “The country is still in the firm grip of a pandemic with little hope of release. For every indication of improvement in controlling the virus, new outbreaks have emerged elsewhere, leaving the nation stuck in a steady, unrelenting march of deaths and infections.” The pace of that spread will only increase with the opening up of the economy Trump advocates.
Trump’s comment that Americans “should think of themselves as warriors” becomes more ominous when coupled with his frank acknowledgment that the death count from the pandemic will rise. “Will some people be affected badly? Yes,” Trump admitted in an interview with ABC News on Tuesday…”
COVER UP: Trump Tries To Shelve CDC Reopening Guidelines article from Crooks and Liars.
Offering yet more evidence of his failed coronavirus pandemic response while showing that he couldn’t give a shit less about whether or not you die as long as he thinks he can be ‘reelected’ after ‘opening the economy’ entirely too early and going back to the way things were before sheltering in place, Trump decided to block the release of the CDC guidelines that would ensure safely reopening things while preventing more unnecessary deaths.
Donald Trump is bored: He wants to move on from this pandemic – just as it hits swing states article from Salon.
Since acting like a ‘wartime president’ was a massive failure like his presidency and his coronavirus pandemic response, the Don has decided to push for reopening the country as the minority that supports his corrupt, ignorant ass are about to be hit hard from it:
It Sure Looks Like the Trump Administration Used Some Bad, High School-Level Math to Justify ‘Reopening’ the Economy article from Slate.
In its typical fashion the Trump administration fabricated information to try and justify one of their illegitimate leader’s delusions, and as usual, failed miserably.
Trump’s astonishing betrayal of the American people is leaving catastrophic wreckage in its wake article from Alternet.
The duplicitous crimes from Trump and his administration are going to haunt his corrupt and ignorant ass once he’s out of office and there are a lot of messes that need to be cleaned up after arrests are made:
“In this time of global pandemic and Great Depression economics, it seems almost quaint to think back just a few months and remember simpler days. Once upon a time, we were all consumed with the impeachment trial of the president of the United States, and worried about whether or not he had been bamboozled into betraying the nation to its cunning adversary, Vladimir Putin. It all seems so far away now as we face the daily onslaught of statistics showing Americans dying by the tens of thousands and 30 million people out of work.
But then, the Russia investigation and the Ukraine scandal were really just an earlier chapter of the same story — the Donald Trump magnum opus called “American Carnage.” One atrocity leads inexorably into another.
On Thursday we witnessed another nail being pounded into the coffin of the Department of Justice as Attorney General Bill Barr’s attempt to rewrite the conclusions of the Mueller report continues unabated. We still await the release of the “Durham report,” which looks at this point to be a partisan hit job run out of the attorney general’s office. But in the meantime, Barr and his accomplices decided to give the Trump cult a little red meat to tide them over by dropping their prosecution of former national security adviser Michael Flynn, the man who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.
It is not in the least surprising that Barr would be sympathetic to Flynn, even without President Trump’s open proselytizing on his behalf. They are both immersed in the right-wing fever swamps at a level that makes them little more credible than your average MAGA Twitter bot…”
The Coronavirus Was an Emergency Until Trump Found Out Who Was Dying article from The Atlantic.
It’s been apparent for a while now that the coronavirus pandemic was only an emergency to Trump until he found out that his fraudulent rich friends were fine but his supporters and the majority of the U.S. were screwed in more ways than one.
Watch Trump unravel over coronavirus in devastating MSNBC supercut video: ‘What have you got to lose?’ article from Alternet.
A damning look at Trump’s failed coronavirus response over the past few months that should be used as a campaign video since it reveals his complete and utter corruption and ignorance:
Trump claims Germany and Japan are ‘following us’ in their coronavirus responses. No chance. article from Vox News.
Since he lies all the time and has zero credibility, and has made America the laughing stock of the world, you can rest assured that this claim too is nothing but total bull shit and that his desperation to save his sinking, failed presidency is growing.
Trump’s desperate hours: He was contemptuous of the virus – now it has him trapped article from Salon.
Stupidity and corruption are at the core of the Trump administration and his failed response to the coronavirus pandemic is going to cost him bigly in more ways than he knows because, despite his delusions, he is responsible for it all:
“Imagine you’re dreaming, and it’s a really, really bad dream. It’s night, and something is chasing you down a dark street. You’re running and running and running, trying to get away. All the windows are dark. No lights are on in any of the houses and apartments along the street. You bang on doors, but no one answers. You try the door handles, but the doors are all locked. When you cry out for help, no words come out of your mouth. No one can hear you. You keep running and running and running…
This is why Donald Trump is awake at 2:30 a.m., rage-tweeting. When he sleeps, he dreams, and his dreams are nightmares. He’s a frightened, desperate man. Every day, he turns on his television, and the death count from the COVID-19 virus keeps going up. The economy — the precious economy, the one he’s so proud of for no particular reason — is tanking. His poll numbers are down. His approval ratings are down. He’s losing to Joe Biden in national polls and in every important swing state. Nothing he does is helping.
He has tried everything to beat the virus. First he denied it was a problem. You remember the quotes from February and March: It’s only a few cases. Like magic, it will just go away. Then his people convinced him it wasn’t going away, and he had to do something. So he trotted out a string of corporate execs and golf buddies onto a stage in the Rose Garden and declared a national emergency. Surely that would fix things!
But the virus kept spreading, and people were dying. The NBA canceled its season. So did Major League Baseball and NASCAR. Businesses started closing … General Motors, Ford, big businesses — and then small businesses like restaurants and retail stores and salons and barber shops. Unemployment numbers skyrocketed. Six million. Then another five million. Another six million. And those were just the people out of work who actually applied for unemployment benefits…”
The full-spectrum failure of the Trump revolution article from The Week.
On the broken promises – which he never intended to keep any way – the lies and the ignorance of his moronic minority of supporters and the total failure of the most corrupt and ignorant illegitimate presidential administration, led by the Don.
Trump: ‘We make ourselves look bad’ through coronavirus testing article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.
Donnie loves coronavirus testing in the White House and for all his fraudulent billionaire friends, but shutters at the thought of American citizens getting tested because the numbers will reveal the utter failure of his duplicitous and criminal coronavirus response.
Trump’s done pretending – he’s just embracing the skyrocketing American death toll now article from The Daily Kos.
The Donald never cared about how many people died or how much suffering they might incur, all he ever cared about was being ‘reelected’ while falsely claiming success over his failed pandemic response:
Trump: "We may be talking about 95,000 people, ultimately. We may be talking about something more than that."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) May 8, 2020
Previous Trump estimates:
Feb 26: 15 cases down to almost 0
April 20: 50K-60K deaths
April 29: 60K-70K deaths
May 3: 75K-100K deaths
Earlier today: 100K or 110K deaths
AP FACT CHECK: Trump is not credible on virus death tolls article from MSN.
Unsurprisingly, Trump is still blowing smoke up our asses with his corruptly ignorant coronavirus death tolls – as well as everything else since all he ever does is lie – because he’s still rushing to ‘reopen’ the economy thinking it’s going to get him reelected, when in fact, it hurts him even more:
“WASHINGTON (AP) — Truth can be a casualty when President Donald Trump talks about deaths from the coronavirus in the United States.
He’s claimed that the United States is on par with Germany in keeping down COVID-19 deaths, which is not the case in mortality reports. He’s brushed off projections that deaths in his country will double from earlier forecasts, misrepresenting how the numbers were calculated.
These distortions emerged over the past week alongside his relentless bragging about the U.S. testing system, which failed in the crucial early weeks and remains globally subpar. Pushing to get the country back to normal, Trump also suggested that children are safe from the coronavirus, ignoring the several thousand kids known to have been sickened by it, some gravely.
A look at his remarks and how they compare with the facts:…”
Fox News Starts The ‘Blame Dr. Fauci’ Game For Trump’s Immoral Handling Of COVID19 article from Crooks and Liars.
Because of their complicity in Trump’s decision to kill tens of thousands more covid patients, they’re trying to find someone to blame for his massive criminal failure:
Is Trump going virus-truther? Of course – keeping the numbers down is all he’s ever cared about article from Salon.
Rising numbers of deaths and infections due to the Don’s catastrophic coronavirus pandemic response make him look bad – justifiably so – and he hates being made to look bad, regardless of the fact that he’s responsible for the massive failure that his his illegitimate presidency.
Trump is trying to rewrite history with a truckload of lies – and the media is letting him do it article from Alternet.
Trump always lies his ass off, so trying to rewrite his failed history as president* isn’t surprising, and the media needs to be held accountable for enabling his lies with total impunity, but as with everything else he does, this too shall fail.
It took one question for a reporter to expose Trump’s latest baseless Obama conspiracy theory article from Vox News.
Donnie couldn’t handle it, as usual, during his latest propaganda/conspiracy press conference passed off as a coronavirus pandemic briefing, and ended up stomping out when confronted with facts and truth:
“On Monday, a reporter exposed President Donald Trump for yet again peddling a nonsensical conspiracy theory about Barack Obama.
Hours after Trump posted a string of tweets and retweets about “Obamagate” — a new conspiracy theory that holds Obama responsible for masterminding the Russia investigation and railroading former Trump administration National Security Adviser Michael Flynn into a guilty plea for lying to the FBI (never mind that there’s no evidence of investigatory misconduct) — Philip Rucker of the Washington Post called Trump’s bluff.
“In one of your Mother’s Day tweets, you appeared to accuse President Obama of ‘the biggest political crime in American history, by far’ — those were your words. What crime exactly are you accusing President Obama of committing, and do you believe the Justice Department should prosecute him?” Rucker asked, during a news conference that was ostensibly about the coronavirus.
.@weijia: Why is this a global competition to you when Americans are losing their lives every day?— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 11, 2020
TRUMP: Maybe that's a question you should ask China.
WEIJA: Why are you saying that to me, specifically?
TRUMP: I'm saying it to anybody who would ask a nasty question like that. pic.twitter.com/hokJOXASh8
‘Trump meltdown’ trends across America after the president’s disastrous coronavirus briefing article from The Raw Story.
More on the tantrum the Donald had during his most recent propaganda presser, and as usual, there are plenty of responses to #Trumpmeltdown on Twitter, including this one:
Uh oh, Putin’s following Trump’s Covid-19 playbook article from CNN.
Birds of a feather flock together and Trump’s puppet master seems to be paying attention and following our forever impeached, illegitimate president’s* epic coronavirus pandemic response failures in many of the same fashions.
A Complete Analysis Of Trump’s 172nd Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt.
The week Trump’s illegitimate lapdog Attorney General decided he was a dictator and tried rewriting Russia’s history of helping his master ‘win’ the election – which is still happening – while adding more potential Treason charges when an overwhelming majority vote Trump’s corrupt and ignorant ass out of office.
Trump Sabotages His Own Coronavirus ‘Mission Accomplished’ Moment article from The Daily Beast.
How our joke of a criminally negligent president* can’t stop showing just how corrupt and idiotic he is, and why he should never have been ‘elected’ in the first place:
“It had all the trappings of a “Mission Accomplished” moment: the banner, the presidential pomp, and a message that wasn’t true.
But what President Donald Trump wanted Monday to be a show of strength over his administration’s coronavirus testing push, complete with a banner touting “AMERICA leads the world in testing,” ended under tough questioning by reporters, causing the president to storm off abruptly.
When CBS reporter Weijia Jiang asked Trump why it was a competition to the president with those around the globe as the death toll climbs and cases increase, the president used his answer to go on the attack.
“Well, they’re losing their lives everywhere in the world,” Trump said. “And maybe that’s a question you should ask China. Don’t ask me, ask China that question, OK? When you ask them that question, you may get a very unusual answer.”…”
The political significance of Trump’s odd new conspiracy theory article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.
Paranoia will destroy ya – a look at how Trump’s idiotic and paranoid delusions have become glaringly evident and how the latest farcical conspiracy theory courtesy of Fox faux News is causing big problems for him.
Trump is trying to pull his biggest con yet with the US economy – before everything falls apart article from Alternet.
Because his failed coronavirus pandemic response has made things much worse than they should have been, Donnie is desperately trying to con the public so he can be ‘reelected,’ but it’s not going to work.
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