Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with an example of how he won’t be able to slither his way out of accountability for his multitude of treasonous crimes, America’s most corrupt-ever president* is trying desperately to save his failed presidency as it goes down in flames, the lawsuits keep piling up for our Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who is also an unindicted co-conspirator since being implicated in numerous other crimes, how our impotent imbecile’s latest distraction backfired, bragging about his non-existent accomplishments on a world stage proved quite entertaining – though not so much for our nefarious narcissist, as usual our Twitter tyrant tried seeking solace from his minority of moronic minions after being the laughing stock of the world at the UN and much more.
Stone Cold Mueller Is Taking Steps To Ensure Trump Can’t Pardon His Way Out Of Legal Trouble article from PoliticusUSA. –
Our feckless fuhrer isn’t going to be able to slither out of his legal Russia scandal woes which means his desperation to avoid accountability for his crimes is growing exponentially.
Challenging Trump’s Propaganda Means Creating a Counter-Narrative article from Truthout. –
Why the media fails us when it comes to reporting on our dimwitted dip shit’s endless lies, deceptions and propaganda and why they need to be recognized as the trash they are to end them.
Is Trump starting a Constitutional crisis to shift our attention from the Kavanaugh dumpster fire? article from The Raw Story. –
America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* failed presidency is going down in flames and he desperately needs his corrupt crony ‘Justice’ appointed to possibly keep his ass out of prison:
Given how close @EdWhelanEPPC is to Kavanaugh and the Federalist Society leadership, and also to the incompetent gang at the WH, it is impossible to believe Senate & WH staff, Kavanaugh and his team, were not involved in Whelan’s crazy and slanderous trip down conspiracy lane.
— John Weaver (@JWGOP) September 22, 2018
Donald Trump Might Be the ‘Client From Hell’ article from The Atlantic. –
It’s hard enough defending the indefensible when it involves our profoundly corrupt Ignoramus-in-Chief, but when he’s equally ignorant and mentally impaired, it’s impossible:
“On the 268th page of the bestselling book Fear, Bob Woodward quotes President Trump: “I don’t have any good lawyers. I have terrible lawyers. … I’ve got a bunch of lawyers who are not aggressive, who are weak, who don’t have my best interests in mind, who aren’t loyal. It’s just a disaster. I can’t find a good lawyer.”
It’s not clear when Trump reportedly voiced his despair, but it does appear to contradict the sunny tweet he typed on March 25 of this year:
Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case…don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a new……
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018
In truth, veteran Philadelphia lawyer David Rudovsky tells me, most of his esteemed brethren are wary of representing “nightmare” clients like Trump; their ethical concerns vastly outweigh the lure of fame and fortune. He read Trump’s lament in the Woodward book and was not surprised. For some lawyers, he says, “a high-profile case like [Trump’s] is attractive, it’s interesting work.” But within the legal profession, there’s broad agreement that Trump is unusually difficult—that he doesn’t listen, that he actively undermines the lawyers working for him, and that, perhaps worst of all, he is incapable of learning. “We’re talking about the client from hell,” Rudovsky says. “I know that’s a hackneyed term, but for most lawyers, notwithstanding all the publicity and attention they’d get, representing him has got to be very, very difficult.”…”
The People vs. Donald Trump: Every Major Lawsuit and Investigation the President Faces article from Fortune Magazine. –
The lawsuits are piling up for Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler who is also an unindicted co-conspirator courtesy of former employees implicating him in numerous crimes.
White House Wants to Deny Green Cards to Immigrants Who Receive Public Benefits article from Slate. –
Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator is still relentlessly terrorizing immigrant children and their families by invoking more of his criminal racist agenda against them:
This move by the Trump administration is a new attempt to kick and keep immigrants out of our country and attack people with disabilities, including people with HIV and those who are enrolled in the Medicaid program.https://t.co/SsKkQNC9Qu
— ACLU (@ACLU) September 23, 2018
The Khaaaaaaaaaan presidency article from The Week. –
The many ways our lackluster lame duck president’s* failed tenure compares to an arch enemy of Captain Kirk in Star Trek:
Trump Racism Backfires As Latino Voters Overwhelmingly Support Democrats article from PoliticusUSA. –
Catering only to the minority of moronic minions that support him isn’t going to bode well for Comrade Cheetolini during this year’s midterms as they are heavily out outnumbered:
“Donald Trump’s politics of racism and division are backfiring as a new poll of Latino voters found that Trump has a 26% approval rating and that Latino voters want a Democratic Congress by a more than 3-1 margin.
A new poll of Latino voters released on Sunday by Noticias Telemundo, NBC News and the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) found that 65% of Latinos disapprove of the job Donald Trump is doing as President, while 26% approve of his performance.
The other key findings from the poll include:
– 64% of Latinos would like Democrats in government vs. 21% who would prefer Republicans…”
Trump Tax Plan 2.0 Cements the Worst Economic Policy in a Generation article from Truthout. –
America’s worst-ever president’s* fraudulent tax reform scam 2.0 would be a yuge mistake and will cost him bigly if it too gets shoved down our throats like his first one was.
As Michael Cohen talks to Mueller, Trump has reason to worry article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
The more his crooked cronies continue flipping on his crooked ass, the more our demented delinquent is going to freak out.
Donald Trump’s China tariffs will tax Americans article from USA Today. –
Our Marmalade miscreant’s moronic trade war is going to end up costing Americans – and his GOP brown shirt enablers – dearly.
Trump Demands More Attacks On Women After New Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations article from PoliticusUSA. –
Trump’s get out of jail free ‘Justice’ nomination is going down in flames, meaning Trump won’t have someone who can block all the charges he’s going to be facing in the near future:
“Trump responded to more sexual assault allegations against his Supreme Court nominee by telling his staff that this is why they should have been fighting the Christine Blasey Ford allegations sooner.
Maggie Haberman of The New York Times tweeted:
Trump is calm, two of the people in touch with him say, and sticking with Kavanaugh. But there is drama between Kavanaugh team and some White House aides, who Kavanaugh team blame for WaPo leak out of their moot session last week.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 24, 2018
Trump Has It Totally Wrong…”
Conspiracy theorists like Trump are fearful, mistrustful and fall easily for ‘bullsh*t’ – according to science article from The Raw Story. –
There is nothing our impotent imbecile likes better than pushing lies and creating conspiracy theories to distract from all the illegal activities he and his criminal cohorts routinely engage in.
Trump’s New Normal: Say Goodbye to the Guardrails of Governance article from Common Dreams. –
On what happens when the so-called adults in the room are just as corrupt and ignorant as the slithery Orange piece of shit they’re supposedly watching over.
Adam Schiff Warns Trump That Firing Rosenstein Will Nail Him For Obstruction Of Justice article from PoliticusUSA. –
If our Mango Mussolini continues pursuing his despotic delusions of grandeur and fires Rod Rosenstein, he is going to accelerate his imminent implosion:
.@RepAdamSchiff doesn’t think Rod Rosenstein should resign. #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/rSIcoP2kVp
— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 25, 2018
Trump explicitly makes 2018 midterms a referendum on his presidency article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
Which is precisely why our national embarrassment and his GOP gestapo are going to pay bigly this November:
“Donald Trump’s latest campaign rally was in Missouri on Friday night, and part of the president’s pitch was unfamiliar: the president told his Springfield audience that this year’s midterm elections must be seen as a referendum on his presidency. From the transcript:
“You’ve got to get out. Can’t be complacent. It’s fragile. You’ve got to get out. You know, a poll came out, they said, ‘Everybody’s going out in 2020, because they want to vote for you, they want to vote for the president. But they’re not maybe coming out in 2018.’
“Get out in 2018, because you’re voting for me in 2018. You’re voting for me. You’re voting for me.”
Trump went on to explain why he prefers “Democrat Party” to “Democratic Party” – the grammatically correct version, the president explained, sounds “sweeter” – before telling supporters, “To me, it’s the Democrat Party, and they aren’t just extreme. They are, frankly, dangerous, and they are crazy. They’re crazy.”…”
This One Piece of Paper Threatens Trump at His Very Core – And Explains Why He Needs Rosenstein Out Now article from Alternet. –
As Mueller’s investigations uncover more of Hair Hitler’s money laundering schemes and rampant fraud of his businesses, the desperation to stop them will shift into overdrive.
Report: Rosenstein story was a ‘smoke bomb’ intended to squelch new Kavanaugh developments article from The Daily Kos. –
Planting a story to deflect from his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ and the sexual assault scandals that will end his nomination only serves in offering more evidence of how corrupt and incompetent our Orwellian Orange Charlatan is.
Trump Says His Accomplishments Are Great. The Public Isn’t Buying It. article from The Daily Beast. –
Herr Frump keeps trying to sell the world on his delusional – non-existent – accomplishments, but to no avail.
Watch: Trump boasts of his accomplishments – and the entire UN bursts into laughter article from The Raw Story. –
The non-existent accomplishments in our nefarious narcissist’s land of delusion are proving quite entertaining on the world stage – though not so much for him:
“Donald Trump is addressing the United Nations in New York today, and opened his speech by bragging about his accomplishments.
“In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country,” Trump said.
An awkward tittering followed.
A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 87th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt Media. –
A look back at the most recent failed week of our illegitimate, treasonous president’s joke of a presidency.
UN literally laughs at Trump during speech article from ThinkProgress. –
More on our gift that keeps on giving embarrassing the U.S. at the UN while lying about his delusional embellishments and getting laughed at on a world stage.
Trump: Kavanaugh Allegations Are ‘A Con Game Being Played By The Democrats’ article from Talking Points Memo. –
The irony of the biggest con man ever to occupy the White House claiming Democrats are playing a con game to avoid having another corrupt piece of shit ‘Justice’ appointed by a piece of shit president*:
Trump: “This is a con game being played by the Democrats.” pic.twitter.com/F0ZcDvDUk0
— TPM Livewire (@TPMLiveWire) September 25, 2018
Donald Trump Seeks Solace On Twitter After UN Chest Thumping Draws Chuckles article from Yahoo! News. –
Our Twitter tyrant sought solace from his minority of moronic minions after being the laughing stock of the world at the UN:
“President Donald Trump kicked off his morning at Trump Tower blasting self-congratulatory tweets in support of the self-congratulatory remark he made to the UN General Council that brought chuckles in the hall.
Early in his Tuesday address, he boasted his administration “has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.”
Trump had acknowledged he was surprised by their reaction, given how well the chest-thumping line plays at his campaign-style rallies.
The real estate developer turned reality star, who spent years insisting the world was laughing at the United States, generated guffaws among world leaders where he was speaking for the second time as President of the United States…”
Here’s How Trump Hijacked the Government’s Transparency Process In an Attempt to Trap Rod Rosenstein article from Alternet. –
It remains to be seen whether or not our dysfunctional Orange dumb ass will fire Rod Rosenstein and cement the end of his presidency in the process while desperately trying to sabotage his ongoing Russia scandal but time will tell.
Mentally Broken Trump Thinks China Is Meddling To Help Democrats Win The Election article from PoliticusUSA. –
The ironic ignorance of Hair Hitler trying to blame China in meddling in U.S. elections – to have a delusional excuse when Democrats regain control of Congress due to his criminal negligence – instead of his puppet masters in Russia is comical and quite revealing:
Trump’s twisted neo-aristocratism article from The Week. –
The delusions in our Cheeto-in-Chief’s alternate reality about his get out of jail free ‘Justice’ nomination for the Supreme Court are astonishing – albeit in a profoundly moronic sort of way…
Trump says he defends accused sexual predators because ‘it’s happened to me,’ blames ‘evil people’ for Kavanaugh allegations article from The New York Daily News. –
In one of his usual deranged press conferences our Sexual Predator-in-Chief admitted to being one:
“He’s with them.
In a rambling press conference in Manhattan on Wednesday, President Trump acknowledged he tends to side with men accused of sexual assault because he is one of them, blaming “con job” Democrats for supposedly making things up and claiming they would even vote against George Washington if the founding father rose from his grave and was nominated to the Supreme Court.
In the unhinged back-and-forth with reporters — his first in over 19 months — Trump kept returning to his own checkered past while issuing blanket defenses for his embattled Supreme Court pick Brett Kavanaugh, who is accused of sexual assault and misconduct by at least three women.
“I’ve had a lot of false charges made against me,” Trump, who’s accused of misconduct by at least 19 women, said when asked why he staunchly defends accused sexual predators such as Roy Moore, Bill O’Reilly, Roger Ailes and Kavanaugh. “So when I see it, I view it differently than somebody sitting home watching television where they say, ‘oh, Judge Kavanaugh, this or that.’ It’s happened to me many times.”…”
How to Stop Trump’s Slow-Motion ‘Saturday Night Massacre’ article from The Nation. –
Simple: remove the corrupt GOP brown shirt enablers currently aiding and abetting Trump’s crimes and replace them with people who will put his sorry ass behind bars where it belongs.
Donald Trump’s Mind-Boggling Marathon Press Conference article from The Atlantic. –
More on what happens when you unleash an imbecilic man-boy president* who is incapable of speaking anything but gibberish or speaking above a 4th grade level.
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